OK

I bet he's really good at "the stranger".

It's not Fark, it's Daily Mail.

Fear is the mind killer?

This guy's obviously a masochist. Bet he had a hard-on throughout the operation.

When I count back from three to one, I will be hardcore.

Pfft, amateur. Watergate figure (and ex-CIA employee) E. Howard Hunt would show how tough he was by setting a lit cigarette on his arm and continuing the conversation.

So did Mat Hoffman, minus the hypno-quackery.

You guys can pooh-pooh all you want, but I think that's freakin' cool.*

*If true.

Read about this kinda thing being done before in experiments with meditation masters. Actually managed to downregulate their own brain activity.

but he clucks like a chicken whenever he hears the machine that goes ping

Told y'all I was hardcore!

Hey, Look at me! I'm Angie Dickenson!

E. Howard Hunt would show how tough he was by setting a lit cigarette on his arm and continuing the conversation

You may have your crazies confused. Were you thinking of G. Gordon Liddy, perhaps?

/he killed and ate a rat to get over his fear of rats. And sushi.

so thats what the monster dildo chicks use before shooting the clips

The hospital is the only place I can do drugs anymore. I'm not giving it up!

AliasUndercover: The hospital is the only place I can do drugs anymore. I'm not giving it up!

And can I get an Amen?

Well I do that daily, in fact when I was small we use to cut of the arms in the morning and had then put back in the afternoon.

Hypno the Rapist?

IsNoGood: Well I do that daily, in fact when I was small we use to cut of the arms in the morning and had then put back in the afternoon.

I wish this was a headline.

Buggers! This bloke was from England. It's not like he even had to pay for the anesthesia since they have free health care. I may opt out of having anesthesia because I can't afford it, but what was his reason? That's just crazy...

and his screams could be heard 2 miles away.

ScuzzieNoodle: Buggers! This bloke was from England. It's not like he even had to pay for the anesthesia since they have free health care. I may opt out of having anesthesia because I can't afford it, but what was his reason? That's just crazy...

Shenanigans! Some other, better hypnotherapist just planted this as a false memory.

Turk had no such luck.

My grandfather had cavities worked on without drugs. Not good enough? Try having your foreskin removed without drugs at the age of 50. No hypnocrap. Just pure, WW2-era hard as nails, Navy man.

Do not want.

My ex-mother-in-law was allergic to novocaine. She did the root canal thing with nothing, not even nitrous. biatch was hard core.

Of course she loaded up on Scotch and valium after getting home

Dude! that is so not cool!

/looks like JD is going for the blacksnake

ACEllis 2008-04-19 10:36:09 AM
My grandfather had cavities worked on without drugs. Not good enough? Try having your foreskin removed without drugs at the age of 50. No hypnocrap. Just pure, WW2-era hard as nails, Navy man.

So you're volunteering because you're as tough as your grandpa is what you're saying?

/hoping you'll send me video of the surgery where you're crying
//like a baby
///and then you poop your pants
//// :)

Interrupted Infinitum: Turk had no such luck.

He did make it halfway through the surgery though. Granted, I don't remember what kind of surgery it was though.

/Came in for Scrubs reference.
//Was not disappointed.

I honestly don't see how this is possible. If you have ever broken a bone you know what I'm talking about. The pain is unlike anything else, like it's wired in at a very low level and can not be ignored. Even with the strongest drugs you can still feel it if you're awake.

TheFredSavages: ACEllis 2008-04-19 10:36:09 AM
My grandfather had cavities worked on without drugs. Not good enough? Try having your foreskin removed without drugs at the age of 50. No hypnocrap. Just pure, WW2-era hard as nails, Navy man.

So you're volunteering because you're as tough as your grandpa is what you're saying?

/hoping you'll send me video of the surgery where you're crying
//like a baby
///and then you poop your pants
//// :)

Huh? Where did you get volunteering? I just wanna brag how badass my grandpappy was. He was attached to the Manhattan Project flying instrument aircrafts over the first a-bomb. He had to land the plane blind via spotters on the ground with radios. Or so my senile grandmother told me years ago. The docs said the radiation exposure is what did him in.

/Haven't pooped my pants in weeks. So, Ha!

I am a Hypnotist, and I am getting a kick out of these comments...

/I had to do it.
//I am so sorry.
///Look into my eyes.

But, before the operation did he ask the surgon what time it was in a very flat tone?

Really obscure?

47 is the new 42: Interrupted Infinitum: Turk had no such luck.

He did make it halfway through the surgery though. Granted, I don't remember what kind of surgery it was though.

/Came in for Scrubs reference.
//Was not disappointed.

It was some routine one that's all I can remember.

Fake.

/Daily Fail is like the Onion, only without humor

vodka: I honestly don't see how this is possible. If you have ever broken a bone you know what I'm talking about. The pain is unlike anything else, like it's wired in at a very low level and can not be ignored. Even with the strongest drugs you can still feel it if you're awake.

Sure, and you still put up with it even though you were on drugs right? You developed coping strategies?

IME even at the maximum dose of morphine I was still in quite a lot of pain as it started to wear off. So I spent all day wasting time on facebook, and that helped a lot. This guy just has the mental discipline to do that without wifi.

An occupational hypnotherapist?

ImJustaTroll: Fake.

/Daily Fail is like the Onion, only without humor

I prefer to think of it as The National Enquirer meets Fox News.

artthehypnotist: I am a Hypnotist, and I am getting a kick out of these comments...

/I had to do it.
//I am so sorry.
///Look into my eyes.

You're doing it wrong. It should be:

I am a hypnotherapist, and you are getting a kick out of my replies.

thisispete saved the thread, I just want to make sure you all know that.

After the surgery he was quoted as saying, "aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!"

Turk: So you wanted to talk to me about your appendectomy, Mrs. ... Appendectomy? Now that ain't right!

Taggart: Break's over, boys. Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan, ain't gonna do you no good anyhow. Now take this shovel and put it to some good use.

[Bart grabs a shovel and advances on Taggart from behind]

Charlie: Don't do it, Bart.
Bart: Uh-uh, baby, I have to.
Taggart: [to Lyle] Now send a wire to the main office and tell them that I said

[Bart whacks Taggart on head]

Taggart: OW.
Lyle: Send wire, main office, tell them I said ow, gotcha.

"That's the second craziest hypnotic suggestion I've ever seen!"

"Really? What's the first?"

"Watermelon."

*Sam clucks like a chicken*

That's probably not quite right, but close enough?

Kome: artthehypnotist: I am a Hypnotist, and I am getting a kick out of these comments...

/I had to do it.
//I am so sorry.
///Look into my eyes.

You're doing it wrong. It should be:

I am a hypnotherapist, and you are getting a kick out of my replies.

He never said he was a good hypnotherapist...

Plus since he doesn't have TotalFark he could have put
"/Look into my eyes
//You will sponsor me for TotalFark"
etc etc...

Not impressed.