And just like a library...I checked her out!

I would dewey her decimal system

I'd put my volume in the late drop-off slot.

I'd like to go through her card catalog!

I'd keep it on my bookshelf for years and ignore those postcards to bring it back.

I wouldn't mind being in her stacks.

I'd jump right to the end.

Sique: I'd jump right to the end.

WIN!!

I'd like to make passionate love to that beautiful woman for many hours, taking the time to explore every cell on her body until I had exhausted every conceivable way to bring her to the height of sexual ecstasy before she exploded in a climactic frenzy of pleasure that washed over her quivering body until she lacked the physical strength to move...

...or, you know, I'd like to scan her, uh, library card?...

/not good with puns

DaWormyPimpsta: I'd like to make passionate love to that beautiful woman for many hours, taking the time to explore every cell on her body until I had exhausted every conceivable way to bring her to the height of sexual ecstasy before she exploded in a climactic frenzy of pleasure that washed over her quivering body until she lacked the physical strength to move...

...or, you know, I'd like to scan her, uh, library card?...

/not good with puns

I'd like to stretch the checkout time to the limit, bookmarking the hot spots and drilling the crucial moments?