Furst toast.

There's that clown car we keep talking about.

i automatically assumed governor meant "man." then i was like wteff.

It's mine. She didn't want to tell Todd so I'm getting monthly hush money.

/oh yeah....I hit it like the angry fist of God.

Trig? That kid is going to have a fun time growing up.

Zing....

Sons named Trig and Track?? Yet, sources indicate she's not a Mormon? Weird.

Trig, Track, Bristol, Willow, and Piper?

Are the Palins politicians or movie stars?
/I guess politics really is showbiz for ugly people

You mean they allow women to do that nowadays?

Trig ... Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper.

WTF? Those are real names? That she chose? Oh well, crazy in the head...

hedgefrog: Trig, Track, Bristol, Willow, and Piper?

Are the Palins politicians or movie stars?
/I guess politics really is showbiz for ugly people non-actors
FTFM after a quick GIS

hedgefrog: /I guess politics really is showbiz for ugly people

Take a look at a few more photos of her and try to say that again.

Trig and Track. Definitely the retarded offspring of two monkeys having butt sex.

Trig? I wonder if the baby was conceived in sine....


/I'm here all day
//No really, I got fired from my job last week

hedgefrog: FTFM after a quick GIS

Ah, your Google Fu is too fast for me!

Wonderful what we can do nowadays.

5 Kids?

NSA

Hey...I work there!

//seriously...in the pic.

No delivery action shots? AP is full of fail.

FTFA "We knew through early testing he would face special challenges"

If by early testing they mean,"our other kids have weird ass names..." Actually the Anchorage Daily News article said she would probably tell us all what kind of malformation Trig has in about a week.

GILF

Alaskakid: GILF GallofFarkLF

FTFY

Governor Palin?

Yep.

She is definitely an Alaskan chick.

http://www.imeem.com/mariancall/music/fGUPpr68/marian_call_i_wish_i_were_a_real_ alaskan_girl/
is sadly not.

\my wife
\\playing tonight in Anchorage
\\\not the governor either

So is she a GMILF on a technicality?

Gurlugon: Furst toast.

Wow, a simultaneous success and a FAIL all in one.

quizzical: Trig? That kid is going to have a fun time growing up.

I sure hope that kid is not math-challenged.

fb-'s grown sperm: So is she a GMILF on a technicality?

Well, according to quite a few rumors, Bristol is expecting in May as well. Some Juneau boy....

44 years old? That kid is going to have 50 chromosomes.

Now just how how in Sam Hill can she be governin' if she's on her back birthin' babies??

Actually they say he has Down's Syndrome

I'd elect it.

nanded: 44 years old? That kid is going to have 50 chromosomes.

Now that's funny right there. Specially after a dozen Natural Light beers.

FTFA: Trig Paxson Van Palin weighed 6 pounds, 2 ounces. A news release from Palin's office says the 44-year-old governor and the baby are doing well and resting comfortably....The name Trig is a Norse word meaning "true" and "brave victory," Leighow said.

ALRIGHT!!!! Woo-Hoo! Score one for the Governor, and score 1 for Norse principles!



/Asatru-Approved
//The other names are pretty cool too. I especially like "Piper."

Larlo: Actually they say he has Down's Syndrome

There are much better early interventions these days for DS. Also given his health plan, he's as set to tackle DS as anyone could be. Let's just hope the little tyke doesn't need heart surgery like so many DS infants do.

jasuus1977: Trig and Track. Definitely the retarded offspring of two monkeys having butt sex.

Umm..yeah. Trig is a Down's baby.

(not mine)

Five kids isn't a clown car or a hallway. Its not like as a Governor and future high-grade pensioner, she won't have the resources to take care of them. Hell, one is already 18.

Hardly a notable story.

Definitely a MILF.

As in somebody I'd tap like an oil rig.

It seems to me that Palin could very easily slip into another career, considering her hotness...

igloo dwella: She is definitely an Alaskan chick.

http://www.imeem.com/mariancall/music/fGUPpr68/marian_call_i_wish_i_were_a_real_ alaskan_girl/
is sadly not.

\my wife
\\playing tonight in Anchorage
\\\not the governor either

You have a really cool wife. Congrats on that.

\and she's a coppertop
\you got that goin' for you, which is nice.

igloo dwella:

your wife's tune is hilarious ...

FTFA: The name Trig is a Norse word meaning "true" and "brave victory," Leighow said.

Oh, bullsh*t. From freedictionary.com (and make of it as you will):

trig 1 (trg)adj.
1. Smart and trim, as in appearance; neat.
2. Being in good condition.
tr.v. trigged, trig·ging, trigs
To make trim or neat, especially in dress.

[Middle English, true, from Old Norse tryggr, loyal, true; see deru- in Indo-European roots.]

trigly adv.
trigness n.

----
trig 2 (trg)
tr.v. trigged, trig·ging, trigs
1. To stop (a wheel) from rolling, as with a wedge.
2. To prop up; support.
n.
A wedge or other braking device.

[Perhaps of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse tryggr, firm; see trig1.]

A "trig point" is a small tower that's part of a network that forms a conceptual grid of triangles over a geographical region, but this I assume is from the mathematical field and not any surname etymology.

Also:
Trig, adj. trim, neat, handsome. M.W., 159, 26. O. N. tryggr, true, trusty, unconcerned, trygging, security, O. Dan. trygd, trugd, confidence (Schlyter), Norse trygg, secure, unconcerned, confident, tryggja, to consider secure, tryggja sek, feel secure, Dan. tryg, fearless, confident. Cp. Cu. trig, tight, well-fitted, "trig as an apple." The M. E. trig means faithful, see B-S. Ramsay, II, 526, uses the adv. trigly in the sense of "proudly."

A GIS also seems to lead one to the idea that the surname Trigg is from the same roots, same etymology--but nobody's sure if it's Old Norse, Anglo-Saxon or even perhaps Cornish.

It's bad enough that kids get crappy, made-up names these days, but to blatantly give a b.s. meaning to the name? Argh.

Poor kid. I wish him well.

//love words and etymologies
/hate made up crap
///back to my beer break

FTFA: "Until yesterday we were planning bill signings, and then the governor gives birth," Leighow said. "I think it caught everyone off guard."

Uh... yeah. It's not like you knew this was coming for several farking months or anything.

Duh.

Wow, first Senator Gravel the open pothead, then a passably hot governor.

Too bad Alaska sucks.

Where be the Vogue pics?

/pregnant hawtness FTW!