Shes probably much worse.

Snaps: She's probably much worse.

FTFY

Also:

FTFA:
But Nutter

Thread over.

How in the world can you run for president on the platform of "I am not as bad as you think"? WTF?!

Another intentionally misleading tactic. She is clearly at least as bad as I think. Probably far worse.

On the bad scale...

Thermostat set too low
No refund on your taxes
Cable/Sat TV is down
Internet is down
Wife just left you
Now Ex-Wife gets your house
Sent to jail
Killed by a falling piece of "blue ice" from a passing airliner
Sodomized by an elephant
Your mother in-law just moved into the guest bedroom


I'm thinking that Hildabest falls right under elephant sodomy. That's fairly damn bad, in my book.

Are we there yet?

I give her a +1 for trying to be a little more honest now.

FTFA:
In a Democratic race devoid of sharp issue distinctions (a decision made by Clinton and Obama, rather than merely imposed on the voters by the media), such imagery matters in Tuesday's Pennsylvania primary.

Nuh-uh! WAS NOT US! It was THEM!

Any word as to whether or not they're rubber or if in fact, that you are glue?

/Stay classy, Salon.

Dufus

That's his O face.

My "new" slogan: "Yes U R"

lolmao666: Well her husband was implicated in drug smuggling from Colombia...

So yeah she's corrupt, want to get rid of US sovergnity, stay in Iraq forever like McCain, knew about 911, is friend with the Bushes, and a lot of people around them died weirdly... so of all the dozens of people who died around them, they surely killed some.

God I hope this post is a parody....

Her elitism is giving me a serious headache.

Just as bad as I think, maybe worse!

It would be hard for her to be worse than I think she is.

lolmao666: MrWhipee: What do you think is a parody? Clinton dealing drugs?

Go buy yourself a copy of The Clinton Chronicles. You are clearly their target audience.

n a Democratic race devoid of sharp issue distinctions (a decision made by Clinton and Obama, rather than merely imposed on the voters by the media), such imagery matters in Tuesday's Pennsylvania primary.

Say what? A decision made by Clinton, maybe, who spent the months between Iowa and today stirring up every false issue in this entire campaign, but that Clinton and Obama decided the race would be devoid of issue distinctions? Give me a break.

fark Salon and the horse it rode in on.

Okay, I'll admit it, way back when she announced I thought she was being unfairly singled out by haters with little to back up their hate for her.

Since then it has become obvious that the haters were canaries in the coal mine and ole Hillary really is a mass of toxic looking for a place to spill. And the kicker is she's managed to convince me of what a nasty piece of work she is all by herself with her own words and actions.

Obama is the only sane choice. McCain couldn't be more out of touch with reality if he'd been soaked in LSD for six weeks with LSD intravenously administered to him while he was popping magic mushrooms. Hillary is McCain-Lite with big doses of nasty shaken in for good measure.

Given the current climate I truly fear for Obama's life if he pulls off the nomination. Some ex-Blackwater lone psycho will want to replay JFK on him while the rest of the military-industrial establishment will spread the meme that the psycho was all on his own, gee what a tragedy.

Hillary '08: Why settle for the lesser of three evils?

Hillary '08: Enjoy my Vagina Cake :)

White Haired Women for Obama (new window)

Look at the YouTube.

It's over.

Sofa King Awesome: White Haired Women for Obama (new window)

That's possibly the most frightening thing I've ever seen.

Sofa King Awesome: White Haired Women for Obama

For some reason, looking at groups of old people always makes me crave KFC, extra crispy.

Hillary '08: Admit it, you like it rough

She's her own good cop / bad cop.

"I'm not so bad, like V.D. You could have AIDS, so be happy and vote for me!"

farbles: Okay, I'll admit it, way back when she announced I thought she was being unfairly singled out by haters with little to back up their hate for her.

Since then it has become obvious that the haters were canaries in the coal mine and ole Hillary really is a mass of toxic looking for a place to spill. And the kicker is she's managed to convince me of what a nasty piece of work she is all by herself with her own words and actions.

This. Which I qualify with:

What we have learned about Senator Clinton, now that she's actually had to work in EVERY STATE (she didn't see that coming!) during this campaign, in no way validates the "Vince Foster!", "Clinton Death List" propagandists and their pet loonies.

big_pth: How in the world can you run for president on the platform of "I am not as bad as you think"? WTF?!

Well, it would be kind of hard for her to run on "I'm not as bad as the other guy", which seems to have been the platform for the last several elections. That whopper would be too big for even Hillary to say it with a straight face.

_{\Hillary claiming she has experience being President would be like Bill claiming he has experience having menstrual cramps, and he has a much longer history to base it on.}

BuckTurgidson: What we have learned about Senator Clinton, now that she's actually had to work in EVERY STATE (she didn't see that coming!) during this campaign, in no way validates the "Vince Foster!", "Clinton Death List" propagandists and their pet loonies.

This is true. And the fact is, there's enough evil there without inventing more. You don't have to go digging for shadowy conspiracies to find out how power-hungry she is. You just have to look at her.

Other slogans they considered...

"Hillary Clinton: Not proven to cause cancer in rats."

"Better than a sharp stick in the eye. Vote Hillary, or she'll put a sharp stick in your eye."

"She's ultimate evil. Be safer to have her on our side, don't you think?"

"Hillary 08: What the hell, the world ends in 2012 anyway."

"We're almost positive she doesn't kick puppies or eat babies, at least not when anyone's watching."

"Cruel and desperate times call for a cruel and desperate President."

"Where would you rather have her at 3am? In the White House taking important calls, or lurking just outside your door waiting for you to drop your guard?"

"Hillary for President, or she'll flood the Internet with full nude spreads."

Remove all Republicans: If you fall for the right-wing conspiracy against her, they'll just move on to Obama.

There is no conspiracy against Clinton. She's a shameless powermonger. You see this as a plus, but the rest of us see it as a huge minus.

I've hated Clinton since well before this campaign season- ever since she carpetbagged my state to keep her name in politics while she waited for the end of the Bush era. She never represented NYS in the Senate; at most she would occasionally pander to NYC, since that's where the votes were.

Conspiracy! Puhleeze. Using the second most populous state as a mere stepping stone to your ambition is not the trademark of a good person, or a good leader.

Clinton can go fark herself up the ass with a pineapple.

It's still rather odd to me how badly her campaign seems to be run, considering the contrast with her husband's campaigns. Were the latter's solely due to personal charisma (which he seems to no longer be employing...)? Has she alienated all the former campaign staff? Refusing to listen to them -- and whatever sage advice her husband might offer? Strange.

Perhaps the organization wasn't all that serious to begin with, if she truly felt it'd be an easy victory, but I would have thought that they'd at least considered the possibility of a serious primary fight and not taken it for granted.

"I'm not as bad as you think."

And how bad does she think I think she is?

Somewhere below Dagon and Cthulhu and gaining steadily on Satan, Hils. If there's anyone below that, then no, you're not as bad as I think you are.

I hate to be glib but:
If you hate Hillary, the right-wingers will won.


Hillary IS a right-winger, you farking idiot.

Korovyov Quote 2008-04-18 11:58:41 PM
It's still rather odd to me how badly her campaign seems to be run, considering the contrast with her husband's campaigns. Were the latter's solely due to personal charisma (which he seems to no longer be employing...)? Has she alienated all the former campaign staff? Refusing to listen to them -- and whatever sage advice her husband might offer? Strange.


a) The times have changed. Bill was always a bit of a liar, but you could get away with that (and with tailoring your message to different groups) easier in the 90s than today. The media news cycle is way different.

b) Hillary has zero charisma. It is painfully clear she is not a natural politician. She couldn't win an election against Hitler's dog if it wasn't for her last name and her genitals.

farbles: couldn't be more out of touch with reality if he'd been soaked in LSD for six weeks with LSD intravenously administered to him while he was popping magic mushrooms.

Wait a sec... we knew each other in college, didn't we?

Remove all Republicans Quote 2008-04-18 11:40:55 PM
And now that they are attacking Obama today, why you think it'll be better? If you fall for the right-wing conspiracy against her, they'll just move on to Obama.

I hate to be glib but:
If you hate Hillary, the right-wingers will won.


You might as well say "If you hate Joe Liberman, the right-wingers have won"

god you are stupid. worst troll on the political tab.

...soon to be followed by "Hillary Clinton. At least I'm not cancer."

helpslipfark:

Wait a sec... we knew each other in college, didn't we?

No, mon, dat wuz an hallucination. Me and me didn't go to dat college.

It'd be worth it to watch a demoralized republican party dissolve. You can't reach across the aisle and work with them because there are no redeeming qualities left worth saving. The entire ideology in republican vogue has to be scrapped. The senate race is infinitely more important than the primary - almost half of the republicans have to defend their seats and we can't do anything without 60 votes, it doesn't matter who the president is.

EdgeRunner: "She's ultimate evil. Be safer to have her on our side, don't you think?"

Why settle for the lesser evil?


_{/Too lazy to go find that picture.}

ryebread: FTA: This was the Hillary who does not neatly fit the glib stereotypes about her killer instincts, her on-message political discipline and the humorless style of a trusts-and-estates attorney.



/Quick and dirty...
//I've got nothing.




/me neither

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Remove all Republicans

?? Joe Liberman is an example of what happens when you'd rather be friends with the Republicans rather than follow your principles.

+1

Remove all Republicans Quote 2008-04-19 12:54:03 AM
Bill Frist: You might as well say "If you hate Joe Liberman, the right-wingers have won"

?? Joe Liberman is an example of what happens when you'd rather be friends with the Republicans rather than follow your principles.


Exactly my point. Hillary would rather praise John McCain and bash MoveOn.org than stand by any liberal principles.

After watching her in the debate on Thursday I'm inclined to agree. She's not as bad as I thought, it's just too bad she reminds most guys of their wretched teachers, nagging wives or the ankle-less woman at the DMV that made us wait 45 minutes to get their license.

Sue Myrick is North Carolina's version of Walter "Freedom Fries" Jones

oh wait, whats that you say?

*facepalm*

wait

this is not the thread i was just in; i promise