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(CNN) Amusing Hillary Clinton's lengthy resume just got a little longer. Add AV technician to the list. Maybe after Barack Obama wins the nomination she can get a job fixing McCain's always broken teleprompter   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 49
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Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:05:41 AM  
As obnoxious as folks on Fark are now and then, reading the comments section on CNN makes me realize that the stupidest person here is probably well above average elsewhere on the net.

From the farking comments section: One of Senator Clinton zealous staffers link many Rev. Wright sermons on her website and other "Billter" statement concerning her Senator Barack Obama.

Another one, later on. why is it the MSM never mentions that the survey USA polls show that Clinton beats McCain but obama dose not????????? oh forget that i asked, the MSM doesnt report on anything that shows mr. obama is truly a looser, but come Nov. when he gets his arss kicked by the war hero, they'll whine like the youth who don't have any more experience
than the senator from ill., and kudos to ABC for asking for the answers we want to know about, but as usual, mr.obama refused to admit he is a terrorist symphthisor.

a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.

democrat for McCain, Missouri


Shudder... Seriously I'll take a Cox and Forkum Cartoon every day of the week if it means I don't have to read that shiat.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:06:49 AM  
That was a really funny show last night. I don't like John Edwards, but he was hilarious. Knows how to deliver a joke.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:13:53 AM  
So she's trying to siphon off the all important AV geek vote?

 
jefe_gonzo [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:16:07 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: mr.obama refused to admit he is a terrorist symphthisor.

I had a Casio symphthisor back in the mid 80s. I really wanted to learn how to play the Miami Vice theme. Never happened. Yet another unfulfilled dream.

 
big_pth [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:25:22 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken

Agreed. Seriously, people, is it truly where you want to go? Where you graduate from Costco School of Law?

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:35:43 AM  

a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:39:08 AM  
what_now: a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?


It's okay, the guy's just anti-linen.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 10:45:49 AM  
what_now: a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?


It's an awesome display of cognitive dissonance. He supposedly published that little gem in one of his books and yet somehow the entire "MSM" refuses to address it. Including Fox. And yet they manage to try to nail Obama on his relationship to a guy who attempted to explode a bomb when the Senator was 8.

How these people manage to dress themselves in the morning escapes me.

 
burndtdan 2008-04-18 10:52:39 AM  
cameroncrazy1984: what_now: a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?

It's okay, the guy's just anti-linen.


i hear obama makes hope travel at the speed of lint.

 
Bold 2008-04-18 11:00:39 AM  
img1.fark.netHillary is no longer running for president, she is running for matching funds.


End communication.

 
VRaptor117 2008-04-18 11:00:46 AM  
That was a great epsiode. Hillary was fine, if a bit forced. Obama was kind of serious but it was good to see the "On Notice" board again. Also, Obama acknowledged that grizzly bears are still America's #1 threat.

Edwards was good too. It's always good when you can laugh at yourself a little. But it's completely obvious that he's desperately bucking for that VP spot.

/also wants a jet ski

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 11:03:33 AM  
burndtdan: cameroncrazy1984: what_now: a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?

It's okay, the guy's just anti-linen.

i hear obama makes hope travel at the speed of lint.


and another gaffe from the Obama camp the speed of light cannot be attained, vote Hillary she panders at 99.99% the speed of light

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 11:05:36 AM  
MonkeyVegetables: and another gaffe from the Obama camp the speed of light cannot be attained, vote Hillary she panders at 99.99% the speed of light

Here's a guy that didn't get the textiles joke.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-04-18 11:07:47 AM  
Diogenes: what_now: a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?

It's an awesome display of cognitive dissonance. He supposedly published that little gem in one of his books and yet somehow the entire "MSM" refuses to address it. Including Fox. And yet they manage to try to nail Obama on his relationship to a guy who attempted to explode a bomb when the Senator was 8.

How these people manage to dress themselves in the morning escapes me.


I'm amazed that they can butter their toast without accidentally cutting their own heads off.

 
Magorn 2008-04-18 11:09:02 AM  
jefe_gonzo: Tastes Like Chicken: mr.obama refused to admit he is a terrorist symphthisor.

I had a Casio symphthisor back in the mid 80s. I really wanted to learn how to play the Miami Vice theme. Never happened. Yet another unfulfilled dream.


good thing you didn't have a casio watch, since those prove you are a terrorist (new window)

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 11:09:23 AM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: Diogenes: what_now: a quote from his book, i will side with my muslin brothers if white America dose not yield to them.


You know, I've read both of his books, and I don't remember that line. Maybe the commenter got a special copy? "Audacity for Idiots"?

It's an awesome display of cognitive dissonance. He supposedly published that little gem in one of his books and yet somehow the entire "MSM" refuses to address it. Including Fox. And yet they manage to try to nail Obama on his relationship to a guy who attempted to explode a bomb when the Senator was 8.

How these people manage to dress themselves in the morning escapes me.

I'm amazed disappointed that they can butter their toast without accidentally cutting their own heads off.


FIFDarwin.

 
OneNutSaloon 2008-04-18 11:11:22 AM  
When are the grizzly's going to stop by Hillary's camp and end this thing?

 
3 G's 2008-04-18 11:11:51 AM  
I thought it was pretty cool that Colbert got Clinton, Edwards, AND Obama for his last show in Philly!

/Take that Chris Matthews!

 
burndtdan 2008-04-18 11:14:56 AM  
cameroncrazy1984: MonkeyVegetables: and another gaffe from the Obama camp the speed of light cannot be attained, vote Hillary she panders at 99.99% the speed of light

Here's a guy that didn't get the textiles joke.


images.tvrage.net

textiles joke?

/spoon!

 
Wendy's Chili 2008-04-18 11:15:52 AM  
Wow, did anyone else contemplate suicide after reading those comments?

 
hattarwf 2008-04-18 11:16:49 AM  
is this a preview of how she'll to "fix" the nomination process?

 
Kryllith 2008-04-18 11:18:06 AM  
Edward's stole the show.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 11:18:17 AM  
Wendy's Chili: Wow, did anyone else contemplate suicide homicide after reading those comments?

Yes. Yes I did.

 
AntiNerd 2008-04-18 11:27:56 AM  
Doesn't anyone besides me find it ironic that Comedy Central is more newsworthy than anything else you can find on CNN?

 
12349876 2008-04-18 11:29:22 AM  
I lol'd and then rofl'd when Edwards said "I don't want James Carville to eat me"

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 11:30:29 AM  

She could take a shot of whiskey in public to prove that she is not a muslim. Could Obama?



Did the Hillaryis44 people infest CNN?

/giggles

 
MooseUpNorth 2008-04-18 11:35:33 AM  
AntiNerd: Doesn't anyone besides me find it ironic that Comedy Central is more newsworthy than anything else you can find on CNN?

Newsworthy, informative, accurate, you name it. Journalism is nothing more than a huge industry of FAIL.

 
Headso 2008-04-18 11:49:01 AM  
Tastes Like Chicken: As obnoxious as folks on Fark are now and then, reading the comments section on CNN makes me realize that the stupidest person here is probably well above average elsewhere on the net.

I agree, and I think that causes people around here to take for granted that everyone in America knows, say, who the vice president is...when that is sadly not the case...

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-04-18 11:52:37 AM  
jefe_gonzo: I had a Casio symphthisor back in the mid 80s. I really wanted to learn how to play the Miami Vice theme. Never happened. Yet another unfulfilled dream.

are you bitter?

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2008-04-18 11:58:36 AM  
There's some seriously retarded stuff on the CNN comments section. I read it every day to get me fired up before murdering villages of children.

The pro-Clinton camp on CNN just blows my mind with some of their comments. I love the many that say they'll vote for McCain over Obama if he gets the nomination. I suspect these people haven't quite thought out their cunning plan all the way through.

 
SoberIRL 2008-04-18 12:06:02 PM  
FeedTheCollapse: jefe_gonzo: I had a Casio symphthisor back in the mid 80s. I really wanted to learn how to play the Miami Vice theme. Never happened. Yet another unfulfilled dream.

are you bitter?


www.mikedownscenter.org

/spicy sausage (hotlink)

 
TurboKitty 2008-04-18 12:09:02 PM  
Hillary could always write bodice rippers/war stories/high tech home fix its/ baking recipes/and how to screw the middle class books. She certainly had the credentials.

 
haplo53 2008-04-18 12:36:33 PM  
Sweet, a Ben Franklin in the background. I stood behind that dude in line at Pep Boys last summer.

 
Falcc 2008-04-18 12:40:19 PM  
With all the other stuff she's done she must have eaten at least one baby by now. Why won't the MSM call her on it?! Libs libs libs!

/How do you nutjobs like it?

 
Biff_Steel 2008-04-18 12:50:49 PM  
Then, she can fix me a sandwich.

 
Sir Vanderhoot 2008-04-18 12:51:55 PM  
Hillary and both Obamas (him and Michelle earlier) were pretty wooden. It looked like Edwards was the only one having fun with it. I know it was tongue-in-cheek, but Hillary and Obama were painful to watch. Edwards had me laughing the whole way through.

/I don't want Carville to bite me
//cajun style

 
Banky_The_Hack 2008-04-18 12:52:12 PM  
Falcc: With all the other stuff she's done she must have eaten at least one baby by now. Why won't the MSM call her on it?! Libs libs libs!

/How do you nutjobs like it?


Baby? Braised with rosemary.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 12:52:15 PM  
John Edwards' "The EDword" was the funniest thing on that show last night. Hilarious.

 
Falcc 2008-04-18 12:57:43 PM  
Banky_The_Hack: Baby? Braised with rosemary.

That's it! Sinners! I'm calling the NAACP!

/Obscure webcomic joke

 
Banky_The_Hack 2008-04-18 12:57:52 PM  
tallguywithglasseson: John Edwards' "The EDword" was the funniest thing on that show last night. Hilarious.

The two America's line where the bullet point mentioned the third America that got rich off of suing the first America for the second America actually made me gain a tiny bit of respect for that greasy lawyer bastard. A tiny tiny bit. I wish they'd included a "channeling little palsy-stricken girls" joke.

 
DaSwankOne 2008-04-18 01:02:34 PM  
I think that we all need to pitch in a couple bucks for a set of Kawasaki 800 SX-Rs for John. If that would help Obama win this earlier and would help make sure that Edwards is VP or AG then I am all for it.

 
DaSwankOne 2008-04-18 01:03:52 PM  
Sir Vanderhoot: /I don't want Carville to bite me
//cajun style


I liked the "or get rich helping the former sue the later" part,

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-04-18 01:04:51 PM  
"Hillary Clinton's lengthy resume just got a little longer."

But has she learned how to bake cookies yet?

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:11:00 PM  
tallguywithglasseson: John Edwards' "The EDword" was the funniest thing on that show last night. Hilarious.

I had to look that up after hearing so much about it.

Comedy gold. (new window)

 
Edsel 2008-04-18 01:25:23 PM  
Ha, I thought Edwards was hilarious (great timing). Obama was a little wooden but I think they hit the faux-serious note they were looking for. Hillary just annoys the fark out of me generally, but she got the worst material out of the three and did a decent job with it. It struck me as funny that her "solution" for the problem was the equivalent of the generic "did you try rebooting it?" help-desk 'bot solution.

 
duncangonuts 2008-04-18 01:50:12 PM  
Yeah, all three were pretty good last night. Edwards' was the best though. I suspect it was because he didn't need to worry anything he might say would really hurt him all that much. I was also amused that moments after Hilary left, Colbert mocked her over the debate. Good for her for taking it and good for Colbert for not holding back just because she agreed to come on.

 
Digitalstrange 2008-04-18 02:16:57 PM  
You know this is the second source Ive heard say that Obama is pro-Muslin. I have to admit Im a little shocked. Hes so elietest Id have expected him to be in bed with Big Silk or beholden to the Egyptian Cotton Lobby.

No way a man with these kind of linen prejudices should ever be elected.

/This message was paid for by Snark for President

 
GanjSmokr 2008-04-18 03:34:00 PM  
ok i finally decided to check out this hillaryis44.com site. noticed and clicked on the link on the left that said "why hillary?"....

Coming Soon
This page is under development and will be uploaded soon.


and then some info on donating and buying buttons and t-shirts.

made me giggle.

/might as well have been a 404

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-04-19 03:07:57 PM  
Edsel: ...It struck me as funny that her "solution" for the problem was the equivalent of the generic "did you try rebooting it?" help-desk 'bot solution.

And the reason that solution is used so often is ... it usually works.

 
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