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(Herald Tribune) Amusing Hillary Clinton finally obtains coveted UFO-enthusiast endorsement, revises her universal health care plan to add anal probes   (heraldtribune.com) divider line 12
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guilt by association 2008-04-18 08:40:04 AM  
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Spitzer wannabe 2008-04-18 09:06:11 AM  
They should anal probe Hil-liar-y. While they are there, they should check her for dain bramage.

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-04-18 09:12:53 AM  
BECAUSE WHEN SHE SAYS UNIVERSAL....

/And just wait 'til you see the next flood of illegal aliens.

 
burndtdan 2008-04-18 09:19:11 AM  
from the headline, i thought maybe kucinich had endorsed her.

 
Spitzer wannabe 2008-04-18 09:21:54 AM  
these are Hil-liar-y's favorite aliens

A couple of staff writers over at the L.A. Times have an interesting story about the recent donations that Hillary has been getting from the Chinese community...

"Dishwashers, waiters and others whose jobs and dilapidated home addresses seem to make them unpromising targets for political fundraisers are pouring $1,000 and $2,000 contributions into Clinton's campaign treasury. In April, a single fundraiser in an area long known for its gritty urban poverty yielded a whopping $380,000. When Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) ran for president in 2004, he received $24,000 from Chinatown."
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-donors19oct19,0,4231217.story?coll=la -home-center


As with any story it is important to do some follow up investigation to check facts about a story. It appears the Staff writers went to check on some of those who made the impressive donations to Hillary's election fund...


Missing persons


The tenement at 44 Henry St. was listed in Clinton's campaign reports as the home of Shu Fang Li, who reportedly gave $1,000.


In a recent visit, a man, apparently drunk, was asleep near the entrance to the neighboring beauty parlor, the Nice Hair Salon.



A tenant living in the apartment listed as Li's address said through a translator that she had not heard of him, although she had lived there for the last 10 years.



A man named Liang Zheng was listed as having contributed $1,000. The address given was a large apartment building on East 194th Street in the Bronx, but no one by that name could be located there.


Census figures for 2000 show the median family income for the area was less than $21,000. About 45% of the population was living below the poverty line, more than double the city average.


In the busy heart of East Broadway, beneath the Manhattan Bridge, is a building that is listed as the home of Sang Cheung Lee, also reported to have given $1,000. Trash was piled in the dimly lighted entrance hall. Neighbors said they knew of no one with Lee's name there; they knocked on one another's doors in a futile effort to find him.


Salespeople at a store on Canal Street were similarly baffled when asked about Shih Kan Chang, listed as working there and having given $1,000. The store sells purses, jewelry and novelty Buddha statues. Employees said they had not heard of Chang.


Another listed donor, Yi Min Liu, said he did not make the $1,000 contribution in April that was reported in his name. He said he attended a banquet for Clinton but did not give her money.

 
Bold 2008-04-18 09:35:12 AM  
I was already under the impression that her health care plan required me to bend over for a vigorous unlubricated "anal probing".

What's changed?

 
El Dudereno 2008-04-18 09:36:11 AM  
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Approves.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 09:36:15 AM  
burndtdan: from the headline, i thought maybe had endorsed her.

Golf clap.....


Of course that would explain this:
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LonMead 2008-04-18 09:43:33 AM  
vineetgupta.files.wordpress.com

"Can I dump the guy, and just have the redhead?"

/"it was just a dream, dammit!"

 
EdgeRunner 2008-04-18 09:57:34 AM  
"She ... would be the most fearless individual to find and take on the secret UFO cabal," [some UFO nut] writes, "to swim upstream on a controversial issue such as UFOs, or to fire people until she got to the bottom of the cover-up."

Um... yeah. If you're that incapable of separating reality from fantasy, you should be able to come up with a long list of individuals far more qualified to fight the UFO menace. Superman perhaps, or maybe the Fantastic Four. I can understand your frustration with Fox Mulder, since his main talent seemed to be finding and then losing all evidence of the UFO conspiracy, but Hillary would be a poor replacement. She's lost plenty of incriminating evidence over the years, too. For an important job like this, you want someone who isn't such a butterfingers.

 
uncorked 2008-04-18 10:03:36 AM  
El Dudereno: Approves.

Looks alot like Kucinich.

//just sayin'

 
Omorda 2008-04-18 04:39:10 PM  
most disclosure experts actually say she is the worst one on the issue. she was in the white house and was briefed on it by many non-government "experts" and choose to apparently do nothing. Obama has an advisor to jimmy carter on his staff who is a strong disclosure supporter so if anyone would attempt to go into the topic it would be him.


/yeah i listen to coast to coast am. doesn't mean i believe all of it.
//reverse vampires though..that has to be real.

 
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