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(Daily Mail) Obvious Newspaper wants to know what Vladimir Putin sees in a nubile 24-year-old rhythmic gymnast that he doesn't see in his wife   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 138
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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 07:49:06 PM  
Relax. There's plenty of Vlad to go around.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 07:49:38 PM  
His peen, comrade.

/Obligatory

 
Feel_the_velvet 2008-04-17 07:58:19 PM  
Probably everything we're not seeing here:

img.dailymail.co.uk

 
remus 2008-04-17 07:58:43 PM  
When I read the headline, I could only think of this:

www.enemyplanet.com

 
vudukungfu 2008-04-17 08:03:52 PM  
Link (new window)Watch it and you will know.
Seriously it's not a RR, it should have been posted long ago.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 08:04:07 PM  
Rhythmic Gymnastic School of Martial Arts?

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 08:43:19 PM  
Newspaper wants to know why it is dizzy, newspaper hair fall out by handfull, newspaper sleepy now - go take dirt nap.

 
Likuid000 [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 08:44:21 PM  
Probably the ability to put her knees behind her ears

 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 08:52:47 PM  
where's he Putin it?

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 09:02:20 PM  
words fail me.

img249.imageshack.us

She's on the list for that first one.

My wife has a list too, it's the "if by some extraordinary chance the opportunity comes up, go for it." The prime requirement to be on it is pretty much zero chance of ever meeting the person. Then of course, the opportunity to have sex would need to be there too. So, it's kinda like winning the lottery. Fun to dream but not likely to happen.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 09:32:21 PM  
In Roviet Sussia gymnast gives you morning wood.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-04-17 09:51:20 PM  
i240.photobucket.com

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 10:28:03 PM  
Putin? MORE LIKE PUT-OUT! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Er.

i253.photobucket.com

It's gulag time now isn't it?

i253.photobucket.com

I'll pack my bags.

 
burndtdan 2008-04-17 10:41:58 PM  
img249.imageshack.us

i don't think human beings were intended to do that.dillenger69: words fail me.

www.myconfinedspace.com

 
GoDawgs! [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 11:34:55 PM  
Opportunity?

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-17 11:49:13 PM  
This thread will make me cry.

 
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears 2008-04-18 01:12:17 AM  
I thought the whole point of getting power WAS to get women. So isn't trading up the logical conclusion? I mean, what do you think Kennedy was really on about?


/Clinton was doing it wrong - right idea, bad execution

 
Bored Horde 2008-04-18 01:13:22 AM  
Could you imagine the outrage in America if the President divorced his wife and shacked up with an ex-model?

 
Aeonite [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:13:30 AM  
Jim Nist? (new window)

 
Foxxinnia 2008-04-18 01:13:33 AM  
img89.imageshack.us
All the women want a piece of Putin.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-04-18 01:13:36 AM  
More importantly, there's a Dita Von Teese article in the sidebar...

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:13:48 AM  
Newspaper wants to know what Vladimir Putin sees in a nubile 24-year-old rhythmic gymnast that he doesn't see in his wife

/answered that for subby/newspaper

 
fark'emfeed'emfish 2008-04-18 01:13:51 AM  
himself

 
docbenspock 2008-04-18 01:14:26 AM  
AlabamaGirl: where's he Putin it?

damn you AlabamaGirl!!!!!!

/shakes fist.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-04-18 01:15:20 AM  
I'd mount it.

 
earl_k [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:15:46 AM  
img249.imageshack.us

With that picture on the left, she could open her own pub in Azerbaijan

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:16:18 AM  
dillenger69: She's on the list for that first one.

I, like Putin, could see "something" (myself) in her, instead of his wife.

 
Um Yeah 2008-04-18 01:16:20 AM  
Her ankles behind her ears?

 
jynxyu 2008-04-18 01:16:23 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: This thread will make me cry.

You didn't cry in the first one. Are they passing around the wedding photos now? I'll need three more double triple shots!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:16:29 AM  
brap: Putin? MORE LIKE PUT-OUT! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Er.

img89.imageshack.us

 
Braindeath 2008-04-18 01:18:37 AM  
Uh. Holy fark.

/watches youtube
//gawks

 
NukeTheGayWhales 2008-04-18 01:19:37 AM  
I was distracted by another article on the right-hand side of the page...
i74.photobucket.com

 
InternetLOL 2008-04-18 01:20:55 AM  
Feel_the_velvet: Probably everything we're not seeing here:

Oh god the airbrushing.

 
Madox84 2008-04-18 01:22:28 AM  
Link (new window)

The Putin Girls are now sad. :(

/Boobies

 
El_Smacko 2008-04-18 01:22:30 AM  
Man...hol-y-shiat.

I might be mistrustful of his motives, I might worry about the re-militarization of Russia...but goddamned, I respect a man with that kind of balls.

I mean, he has his own "Vlad's Angels".

i149.photobucket.com
/Obligatory.

 
berylman 2008-04-18 01:22:59 AM  
This thread demands
img360.imageshack.us
Penzebenation so that the great balance is not thrown into disorder.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:25:04 AM  
www.fashion.arts.ac.uk

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-04-18 01:25:04 AM  
berylman: This thread demands

Penzebenation so that the great balance is not thrown into disorder.


Actually, I'm willing to risk throwing the great balance into disorder in this particular case.

More Russian gymnast pics please.

 
SVenus 2008-04-18 01:29:16 AM  
And here I thought Sarkozy was head pimp.

France surrenders.

 
Melgania 2008-04-18 01:30:59 AM  
InternetLOL: Feel_the_velvet: Probably everything we're not seeing here:

Oh god the airbrushing.


Yeah. It's honestly getting to the point where most of the time now, cover girl photos look like CGI to me.

There is a word for it, I don't know what it is and my Wiki Fu fails me. But there is a phenomenon where when an android looks lifelike, but not quite 100% lifelike, it just looks freaky and weird. ie If it looks like an obvious robot, it's fine. If it's human, it's fine. But if you can barely tell that it's a robot, it freaks you out. Your brain does this thing where it feels tricked into thinking it's a half-way creature which isn't real, or maybe is, and it feels creepy.

That's what some uber-airbrushed photos of models and cover girls are coming to for me - they actually creep me out a bit.

 
millera9 [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:33:53 AM  
Um Yeah: Her ankles behind her ears?

Dude, did you look at the first picture?! Those are her knees behind her ears!

 
vegasj 2008-04-18 01:34:44 AM  
must I see pics of this very cute, flexible, young flexible nubile 24 yr old twice in 1 day?

damn you Fark, damn you Drew!

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:35:26 AM  
Methinks this thread needs more rhythmic gmnast pics.

www.olympics.org.uk
images.beijing-2008.org
www.smh.com.au
groups.msn.com

All hotlinked.
/Shameless

 
Veritas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:35:33 AM  
In one word: Flexibility.

/would bang it like a dunny door

 
ZeroPly 2008-04-18 01:36:53 AM  
Melgania: But there is a phenomenon where when an android looks lifelike, but not quite 100% lifelike, it just looks freaky and weird.

Think it's called the uncanny valley hypothesis. Polar Express was a classic example.

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:37:01 AM  
Melgania: InternetLOL: Feel_the_velvet: Probably everything we're not seeing here:

Oh god the airbrushing.

Yeah. It's honestly getting to the point where most of the time now, cover girl photos look like CGI to me.

There is a word for it, I don't know what it is and my Wiki Fu fails me. But there is a phenomenon where when an android looks lifelike, but not quite 100% lifelike, it just looks freaky and weird. ie If it looks like an obvious robot, it's fine. If it's human, it's fine. But if you can barely tell that it's a robot, it freaks you out. Your brain does this thing where it feels tricked into thinking it's a half-way creature which isn't real, or maybe is, and it feels creepy.

That's what some uber-airbrushed photos of models and cover girls are coming to for me - they actually creep me out a bit.


uncanny valley.

 
Anarchofascist 2008-04-18 01:37:08 AM  
Melgania: InternetLOL: Feel_the_velvet: Probably everything we're not seeing here:

Oh god the airbrushing.

Yeah. It's honestly getting to the point where most of the time now, cover girl photos look like CGI to me.

There is a word for it, I don't know what it is and my Wiki Fu fails me. But there is a phenomenon where when an android looks lifelike, but not quite 100% lifelike, it just looks freaky and weird. ie If it looks like an obvious robot, it's fine. If it's human, it's fine. But if you can barely tell that it's a robot, it freaks you out. Your brain does this thing where it feels tricked into thinking it's a half-way creature which isn't real, or maybe is, and it feels creepy.

That's what some uber-airbrushed photos of models and cover girls are coming to for me - they actually creep me out a bit.


"The Uncanny Valley"

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:37:09 AM  
I'd do everything to her.
"What?"
I'd do anything for her.

/I'd do everything to her

 
astoreth 2008-04-18 01:37:24 AM  
Whoa! What the fark is going on with her foot in that first picture? And her head- it's like it's stuck on to a Barbie, and badly. That's some awful Photoshopping there, Lou, and looking at the other pictures, it doesn't seem like she'd need it.

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2008-04-18 01:37:36 AM  
ZeroPly: Melgania: But there is a phenomenon where when an android looks lifelike, but not quite 100% lifelike, it just looks freaky and weird.

Think it's called the uncanny valley hypothesis. Polar Express was a classic example.


1. thanks for beating me.
2. what, you don't like animated corpses?

 
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