That's a whole lot of stupid in there.

My father was unemployed once- what does that make me?

what_now: That's a whole lot of stupid in there.

My father was unemployed once- what does that make me?

apparently, elitist.

People pick up on what I'm putting down now,
(welfare mothers, make better lovers)
Down in every laundromat in town, now,
(welfare mothers, make better lovers)
When they're washing you can hear that sound now,
(welfare mothers, make better lovers)
DEEE-VORRRR-CEEEEEEE!


-- Neil Young

Did I miss something or wasn't TFA basically saying she couldn't have been on food stamps at all, except after living in Jakarta when her family would have been making too much money?

burndtdan: apparently, elitist.

I *am* elitist. I am elite. I have an elite education, and I've made enough mistakes, and have enough experience with life to be smart, fiscally responsible, gainfully employed, well read and witty.

I don't enjoy watching "Ow my balls" and bowling, and I have absolutly no problems with that.

I also want someone SMARTER than me running the country. We've had someone dumber than me, and that didn't work out so good.

what_now: That's a whole lot of stupid in there.

My father was unemployed once- what does that make me?


Black?

She was a Muslim AND a Welfare Queen? I think that about seals the deal on Obama. Maybe next time, tiger.

Even if you were joking, Coma, that isn't funny. Jackass.

mmm... pancake: She was a Muslim AND a Welfare Queen? I think that about seals the deal on Obama. Maybe next time, tiger.

You should eat your pancakes with a spoon just to be on the safe side.

what_now: I *am* elitist. I am elite. I have an elite education, and I've made enough mistakes, and have enough experience with life to be smart, fiscally responsible, gainfully employed, well read and witty.

I don't enjoy watching "Ow my balls" and bowling, and I have absolutly no problems with that.

I also want someone SMARTER than me running the country. We've had someone dumber than me, and that didn't work out so good.



/you and me both

what_now: also want someone SMARTER than me running the country.

I want someone smart enough to understand that a country can't be "run". I want a President who will sit back and let the people have the freedom to run their own lives without interference from a bunch of sniveling, invasive politicians who think they know better.

An anthropologist on food stamps? Are we supposed to be surprised?

I *am* elitist. I am elite. I have an elite education,

We've had someone dumber than me, and that didn't work out so good. well.

sorry, dick move, but it had to be done.

burndtdan:

I..I think I just called myself an elite Tfette. Doesn't that mean I need to gain 100lbs and 4 or 5 cats?

Tigger: I *am* elitist. I am elite. I have an elite education,

We've had someone dumber than me, and that didn't work out so good. well.

sorry, dick move, but it had to be done.

My sarcasm. Let me show you it.

what_now: burndtdan:

I..I think I just called myself an elite Tfette. Doesn't that mean I need to gain 100lbs and 4 or 5 cats?

You should probably gain 7 or 8 cats, just to be sure.

My sarcasm. Let me show you it.

Bullshiat.

There is no way you did that deliberately.

what_now: burndtdan:

I..I think I just called myself an elite Tfette. Doesn't that mean I need to gain 100lbs and 4 or 5 cats?

No, but it will get you more profile clicks and offers of WIE.


s_mcdonald: Even if you were joking, Coma, that isn't funny. Jackass.


I took the picture of your profile and posted "this man knows humor" over it but I have wussed out of posting it. Just know that if I wasn't so sick of vacations we would all have had a good passing chuckle at your expense.

Tigger: Bullshiat.

There is no way you did that deliberately.

Look, I can't spell for shiat, and I make grammar errors all the time.

But that?? THAT was intentional- "That didn't work out so good". It's Bushspeak- parody.

I'm no grammar nazi, and if I f something up, I'll cop to it.

Tigger: what_now: My sarcasm. Let me show you it.

Bullshiat.

There is no way you did that deliberately.

I'm an elitist and it looks pretty deliberate to me. Are you a moran or something?

what_now: Tigger: Bullshiat.

There is no way you did that deliberately.

Look, I can't spell for shiat, and I make grammar errors all the time.

But that?? THAT was intentional- "That didn't work out so good". It's Bushspeak- parody.

I'm no grammar nazi, and if I f something up, I'll cop to it.


NERD FIGHT!!!

The Obama family could have avoided this situation by heeding Bill Cosby's advice.

Control_this: The Obama family could have avoided this situation by heeding Bill Cosby's advice.


I'm pretty sure food stamps cover Jello too, elitist.

coma: NERD FIGHT!!!

GIS for Nerd fight:

coma: Control_this: The Obama family could have avoided this situation by heeding Bill Cosby's advice.


I'm pretty sure food stamps cover Jello too, elitist.

Not JelloTM, but probably generic flavored gelatin.

what_now: coma: NERD FIGHT!!!

GIS for Nerd fight:

Awesome. I might have to throw a "NERDulatorrrrrrrrrrrrs... mount up" on that later.

what_now: burndtdan:

I..I think I just called myself an elite Tfette. Doesn't that mean I need to gain 100lbs and 4 or 5 cats?

no, just start sending out BIE

burndtdan: no, just start sending out BIE

Ok, what's your email address? I don't have a picture of MY Boobies, but I do have some of Hillary Clinton's and Helen Thomas's....

what_now: burndtdan: no, just start sending out BIE

Ok, what's your email address? I don't have a picture of MY Boobies, but I do have some of Hillary Clinton's and Helen Thomas's....

what_now: burndtdan: no, just start sending out BIE

Ok, what's your email address? I don't have a picture of MY Boobies, but I do have some of Hillary Clinton's and Helen Thomas's....


Sweet; EIP. We'll just PS your face onto them.

what_now: I don't have a picture of MY Boobies, but I do have some of Hillary Clinton's and Helen Thomas's....

::shudder::

what_now: but I do have some of Hillary Clinton's and Helen Thomas's....

*fap* *fap* *fap*

You are the Welfare Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

Diogenes: You are the Welfare Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

/"Take a Chance on Me" is much better

I knew Obama had some skeletons in his closet but I never thought it would be something this bad!

Ryan2065: I knew Obama had some skeletons in his closet but I never thought it would be something this bad!

Hook line and sinker?

cameroncrazy1984: Hook line and sinker?

I was hoping for /sarcasm.

cameroncrazy1984: Ryan2065: I knew Obama had some skeletons in his closet but I never thought it would be something this bad!

Hook line and sinker?

I'm not a basketball fan sir... What are you talking about?

He must be doing something right if the right wing hate machine is on him like this.

What are the odds on a special prosecutor getting assigned within X days of him being in office if he gets elected?

mcwebe0: cameroncrazy1984: Hook line and sinker?

I was hoping for /sarcasm.

If you need to tell someone you are being sarcastic then you aren't doing it right... Though as I found out from the last Obama thread, no matter how obvious you are there are always some idiots who think you aren't being sarcastic.

dillenger69: What are the odds on a special prosecutor getting assigned within X days of him being in office if he gets elected?

Ken Starr is writing the porn scenes now. He'll fill in the blanks later when the crimes are determined.

I HATEZ MY JORB MAKE ME DA PREZDENT!

Maybe somebody should put a foot somewhere so sweetness & light don't shine.

Seriously this one almost has me biatchin' about "it is not news"...hell that ain't even a news outlet. It is whiney Sherlock & Watson bit about nothing ....a new low.

Ryan2065: If you need to tell someone you are being sarcastic then you aren't doing it right... Though as I found out from the last Obama thread, no matter how obvious you are there are always some idiots who think you aren't being sarcastic.

Ahhhh, yes. Now I remember you. Last time I thought you were a bit more clearly sarcastic than this time around. Maybe I just have completely lost faith in the American voter, although it is coming back as I see audience reactions to the bullshiat people are trying to throw at Obama, but your statement above seemed like something I might expect, especially from some farkers.

Thats a low blow. It's one thing to attack a politician but to start talking smack about his mom? Thats farked up.

mmm... pancake: She was a Muslim AND a Welfare Queen? I think that about seals the deal on Obama. Maybe next time, tiger.

Don't be stupid, she's white.

I have to start doing a lot of illegal drugs, or stop paying attention to politics until June at the earliest.

A welfare queen? As in, there is more than one welfare queen? Can't there only be one queen? The rest have to be welfare drones. Climbing up to the surface, bringing back welfare plant matter, sharing it with other welfare drones, and defending their welfare from enemy welfare colonies who attempt to crush them with their welfare mandibles and I don't know what the fark I'm talking about anymore.

mcwebe0: Ryan2065: If you need to tell someone you are being sarcastic then you aren't doing it right... Though as I found out from the last Obama thread, no matter how obvious you are there are always some idiots who think you aren't being sarcastic.

Ahhhh, yes. Now I remember you. Last time I thought you were a bit more clearly sarcastic than this time around. Maybe I just have completely lost faith in the American voter, although it is coming back as I see audience reactions to the bullshiat people are trying to throw at Obama, but your statement above seemed like something I might expect, especially from some farkers.

I figured the bold type put it over the top to obviously sarcastic.