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(Some Guy) Asinine On this day in 1965, the FBI dropped its 31-month investigation of "Louie Louie." Nice work, boys. Now about that Kennedy assassination...   (musicnation.com) divider line 17
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OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 02:31:22 PM  
Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Fine little girl waits for me
Catch a ship across the sea
Sail that ship about, all alone
Never know if I make it home

CHORUS

Three nights and days I sail the sea
Think of girl, constantly
On that ship, I dream she's there
I smell the rose in her hair.

CHORUS

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

GUITAR SOLO

See Jamaica, the moon above
It won't be long, me see me love
Take her in my arms again
Tell her I'll never leave again

CHORUS

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!

 
amindtat 2008-04-17 02:40:32 PM  
Well, they didn't have athletes on steroids back then to keep them busy.

 
SherKhan 2008-04-17 02:42:47 PM  
The Ballad of the Kingsmen by Todd Snider (pops to YouTube).

Now, I don't know the words to that song Louie,
Louie and I'm pretty sure the singer for the
Kingsmen didn't know 'em either,
If he did know 'em he didn't get 'em right on the record
Cause on the record they sound jumbled in his jaw? It says,
Me think of me girl oh so constantly
Ahmayaaah makaaaah aahh ooohoooh aaaaah

Well, that last part scared everybody from the PTA to the FBI
You see, the kids had been going kind of crazy lately
And it seemed like nobody could figure out why,
So they decided to form a coalition,
Launch an investigation, you know for the children, they at least had to try
To figure out the words to Louie, Louie

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 03:05:31 PM  
Luckily GTA IV is coming out soon to pick up the slack.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-17 03:06:27 PM  
Dumb: its been around a lot longer than you have.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 03:24:18 PM  
"unintelligible at any speed"

 
rocinante721 2008-04-17 03:33:59 PM  
Now about that Kennedy assassination...

Oswald did it.

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 03:46:14 PM  
rocinante721: Now about that Kennedy assassination...

Oswald did it.


But only in accordance with the wishes of these guys:

www.mactonnies.com

 
rocinante721 2008-04-17 03:58:49 PM  
ChewbaccaJones: But only in accordance with the wishes of these guys:

Funny thing is when I visited Dealy Plaza, I was reasonably sure I could have hit Kennedy ~ 3 shots, 8 seconds (most accepted figures), clear line-of-sight of slow-moving target from a trained Marine.

Stabilized Zapruder Film (new window, possible NSFW snuff material). Not as chaotic as Oliver Stone would have you believe from standard shaky-cam footage.

The next day I was in Austin, looking at the UT Tower thinking of Chas Whitman

THAT was impressive & no one doubts what he did. He sniped dozens from 1/4 mile away, 30 floors high.

Semper Fi

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 04:24:38 PM  
rocinante721: Funny thing is when I visited Dealy Plaza, I was reasonably sure I could have hit Kennedy ~ 3 shots, 8 seconds (most accepted figures), clear line-of-sight of slow-moving target from a trained Marine.

Stabilized Zapruder Film (new window, possible NSFW snuff material). Not as chaotic as Oliver Stone would have you believe from standard shaky-cam footage.

The next day I was in Austin, looking at the UT Tower thinking of Chas Whitman

THAT was impressive & no one doubts what he did. He sniped dozens from 1/4 mile away, 30 floors high.

Semper Fi


Thank Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

 
Cat Food Sandwiches 2008-04-17 04:47:24 PM  
rocinante721: The next day I was in Austin, looking at the UT Tower thinking of Chas Whitman

There's a rumor
There's a tumor
In the base of his brain.

/obscure?
//Kinky

 
bigbottom 2008-04-17 04:51:10 PM  
I just stopped by to see if there were any Todd Snider refrences! Not Disappointed! Thank You!

 
dhudd 2008-04-17 05:52:03 PM  
If we could only undo the messes that J. Hoover created . . .

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 06:53:32 PM  
www.blacklambs.com

Lou-ii Lou-ii oh no. Grab her way down low.

There is a fine little girl waiting for me
She is just a girl across the way
When I take her all alone
She's never the girl I lay at home

Tonight at ten I'll lay her again
We'll fark your girl and by the way
And on that chair I'll lay her there
I felt my boner in her hair

She had a rag on I moved above
It won't be long she'll slip it off
I held her in my arms and then
And I told her I'd rather lay her again


/works

 
Grrr 2008-04-17 07:03:13 PM  
Funny - I missed the formal apology for this stupidity.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 09:04:13 PM  
The important question is this: how close is "Louie Louie" to 2:42?

 
mahavishnunj 2008-04-18 10:30:02 AM  
Link (new window)

 
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