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(Some Guy) Cool Alicia Keys set to get married. Little does she know marriage is a government-sponsored conspiracy, a ploy meant to convince people to slowly kill each other over decades   (teenhollywood.com) divider line 15
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NightOwl2255 2008-04-17 12:50:52 PM  
I knew it!!! They said I was crazy, but I was right! Thanks subby.

 
jmh79 2008-04-17 01:10:51 PM  
Coming on the heels of conspiracy-theory stories I'd read on fark, about Alicia Keys, I was surprised to hear the local radio folks here in Charlotte talking instead about how they all thought she was a lesbian.

I can't figure out which accusation is more interesting.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 01:26:06 PM  
Pretty crappy conspiracy. We're going to die slowly over decades whether we get married or not.

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 01:30:01 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe
Pretty crappy conspiracy. We're going to die slowly over decades whether we get married or not.

True, but being married to someone who is a cancer on your soul makes it more excrutiating.

 
RoyBatty 2008-04-17 01:57:36 PM  
Thank you subby....

 
davynelson 2008-04-17 01:59:20 PM  
I feels sorry for the poor bastid that's gotta listen to her caterwauling for the rest of his life.

 
Uzzah 2008-04-17 02:08:40 PM  
davynelson: I feels sorry for I'm not the poor bastid that's gotta listen to her caterwauling lounge around all day, spending her millions of dollars and flying on her private jet for the rest of his life.

That's what I thought you said.

 
J. Frank Parnell 2008-04-17 02:11:18 PM  
Where the hell is all this government sponsorship?

/I'll take the massive cathedral and catering for 1000, please

 
AnArmyOfNuns 2008-04-17 02:12:20 PM  
imgsrv.923krock.com

 
Arbitrator 2008-04-17 03:17:31 PM  
I LOLed. Honorary +1.

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 03:37:03 PM  
Married men don't live longer, it just seems that way.

 
major-kong [TotalFark] 2008-04-17 04:14:14 PM  
It's tragic because it's true

 
pope183 2008-04-17 05:23:35 PM  
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The 3 Rings of Marriage

1. the Engagment Ring

2. the Wedding Ring

3.... the Suffering

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tis true , that of which i speak ...

 
boogerwolf 2008-04-17 09:11:11 PM  
So what's the lucky girl's name?

 
viccellini 2008-04-17 09:29:37 PM  
pope183: -

The 3 Rings of Marriage

1. the Engagment Ring

2. the Wedding Ring

3.... the Suffering

-

tis true , that of which i speak ...

I'm sure as hell not suffering, but then again I'm married to a hot chick who loves the penis.

 
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