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Wonder if she has any good recipes to share.

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They run Matlock on the Hallmark channel during the day so there's a pretty fair chance John's going to miss seeing his wife on the view and that's probably for the best.

She's hot for an older broad, say my penis and I.

Maybe she'll bring beer samplers.

submitter: "yammering broad"

is that another way to say all women?

Thatll confuse the hell out of them. Oprah says Obama, the view says McCain......

Oh well anything as long as it gets them away from Hillary.

Oh, fun. Are they doing a segment on how to steal from a Charity (for the troops) to fuel your opiate addiction?

Hopefully she will cook one of her favorite long-time family recipes.

The Homer Tax: Oh, fun. Are they doing a segment on how to steal from a Charity (for the troops) to fuel your opiate addiction?

Hopefully she will cook one of her favorite long-time family recipes.

Or how to look very Stepford and smile when your husband calls you a c**t in public.

AgeOfReason:

Or how to look very Stepford and smile when your husband calls you a c**t in public.

I would absolutely rotfl if Joy asked her about that.
it would never happen though. just like no one will ask Hillary why she didn't leave Bill. Or why no one asks Bill to apologize for costing Gore the election and giving us Bush instead. The party should have banished him for that. I lay Gore's defeat at his feet. It was his indiscretion that cost the party and Gore the election.

That whole television studio must smell like the bathroom trashcan during "period week."

Will she share her non-elitist salt-of-the-earth common-people family recipes, like Passion Fruit Mousse, and Ahi Tuna with Napa Cabbage?

Theaetetus: Will she share her non-elitist salt-of-the-earth common-people family recipes, like Passion Fruit Mousse, and Ahi Tuna with Napa Cabbage?

Or perhaps a nice Grilled Fig and Arugula Salad? Oops...that's probably what Barack will be picking up at Whole Foods tonight.

/All Presidential candidates are elitists.
//Still waiting for a dumpster-diving, trailer trash candidate.

Equal Representation goes out the window.

the lanatic: /All Presidential candidates are elitists.

The one who has less than a million in his personal fortune is probably a bit less of an elitist than the one who divorced his first wife 'cause she gained 30 pounds after a car accident and then married a billionaire beer baroness, or the one who has been part of America's Aristocracy for twenty years.

/plus, what's elitist about mentioning arugula, considering he was talking to a bunch of lettuce farmers?

I'm sure she will offer some insightful ideas and raise the level of discourse on...wait, what show? The View?

Nevermind.

Ed Finnerty: I'm sure she will offer some insightful ideas and raise the level of discourse on...wait, what show? The View?

I bet they ask what McCain's like in bed.

/retch

Cindy McCain = Sandra Lee

both are blond, bimbo-ish, kind of dead eyed, and are drowning more shots off camera than Boris Yeltsin

swankywanky: both are blond, bimbo-ish, kind of dead eyed, and are drowning more shots off camera than Boris Yeltsin

and are plastic surgered++. Still would hit them both at the same time.

I first read the headline as saying Cindy Sheehan would be on. Now that would be a screech fest of epic porportions.

Is this the original Mrs. McCain, or a trophy wife he won years later?

Geez, I read threads like this, and it becomes more and more obvious that Fark is nothing more than an internet version of The View. Nothing of substance is said, and the few conservatives commenting are chided for disagreeing with the clear consensus.


/Seriously though, who looks to Rosie, Whoopie, and Joy for their sociopolitical views?

06Wahoo: /Seriously though, who looks to Rosie, Whoopie, and Joy for their sociopolitical views?

your mom

Theaetetus: The one who has less than a million in his personal fortune is probably a bit less of an elitist than the one who divorced his first wife 'cause she gained 30 pounds after a car accident and then married a billionaire beer baroness, or the one who has been part of America's Aristocracy for twenty years.

Ok...who can really blame McCain for that? Fat first wife, or beer baroness?? Seems like a no-brainer to me. Show me the money...and the beer.

Well, She'll be with a lotta coonts, LOL!!!!

Don't they already have that ignorant bleach blonde holding up the Republican end?

/why are the pretty ones always so stupid

Well, the only reason they keep Hasselbeck on that show is so she can keep making the other hosts look smart. Now with TWO bubble-headed blond neocon zombies, Whoopi, Joy, etc are sure to come across as Rhodes cholars.

Typical White Person:
Ok...who can really blame McCain for that? Fat first wife, or beer baroness?? Seems like a no-brainer to me. Show me the money...and the beer.

Agreed.
And why, in this day and age, do we still care if he is divorced. Unless he acted like Rudy or Newt about it.
Did he?

Spindle: I first read the headline as saying Cindy Sheehan would be on. Now that would be a screech fest of epic porportions.

Me too for some reason. Weird.