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(KTAR) Dumbass Teens look for instant fame on YouTube by trying to make a Mitsubishi Eclipse fly. You can see where this is headed   (ktar.com) divider line 116
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King Something [TotalFark] 2008-04-16 08:11:36 PM  
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Hack Patooey 2008-04-16 08:34:11 PM  
So, did they upload the video? Sounds like a good one to watch.

 
feba 2008-04-16 08:35:34 PM  
Can we please stop blaming this on youtube, and start putting the blame on the attention whores that do this stupid crap?

 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark] 2008-04-16 08:36:16 PM  
feba: Can we please stop blaming this on youtube, and start putting the blame on the attention whores that do this stupid crap?

Thank you.

 
jmaze 2008-04-16 08:36:23 PM  
The car losing control, flipping, and ejecting the driver who may still die is a way better video than just a little jump.

 
bounty 2008-04-16 08:36:36 PM  
The real question is...

Peoria, IL or Peoria, AZ?

 
the_good_senator 2008-04-16 08:36:44 PM  
Someone needs to teach kids the right way to get on YouTube. Maybe NumaNuma or BubbRubb can teach them.

 
theFrakamazog 2008-04-16 08:36:46 PM  
Shrill parents demanding Youtube shutdown instead of raising their children themselves in 3...2...

 
peewinkle 2008-04-16 08:37:16 PM  
hometown.aol.com

/impressed

 
pounddawg 2008-04-16 08:37:58 PM  
FYI -- You usually loose control of a car when it leaves the ground and has no tire to ground contact.

Also those must be some friends. All they had to do was video it and they even failed at that

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2008-04-16 08:38:24 PM  
i43.photobucket.com

 
ultraholland 2008-04-16 08:38:31 PM  
Try that with a '87 Crown Vic and get back to me.

 
whitefalcon79 2008-04-16 08:39:15 PM  
bounty: The real question is...

Peoria, IL or Peoria, AZ?


"The Valley's Home Page" and the cacti everywhere didn't give it away?

/Best looking Mitsushiatty I've ever seen

 
ultraholland 2008-04-16 08:39:48 PM  
cdn.channel.aol.com

 
Phoenix_M 2008-04-16 08:40:05 PM  
www.aolcdn.com

I blame MTV

 
itsdrew 2008-04-16 08:42:08 PM  
Came for the fail pics, wasn't disappointed.

 
olddinosaur 2008-04-16 08:42:31 PM  
Back when I worked for Baroid (an oil field company about as big as Halliburton) there were a lot of back roads leading to oil rigs where the terrain was. . . to put it mildly, extreme. I hated my job, and would abuse the hell out of my company car.

I jumped a hill once on a dirt road and got a 1977 Plymouth Fury airborne for about 40 feet, Dukes of Hazzard style.

The bosses were always on my ass because I would wear out a car in 8 months and 75,000 miles; they wanted to see me nurse one along for 1 full year and 100,000+.

Never could do that.

\\ can't imagne why/

 
ultraholland 2008-04-16 08:42:49 PM  
There's a much easier way to get airborne



www.fantasybookspot.com

 
buttcat 2008-04-16 08:43:38 PM  
Darwin: I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for the meddling kids!

/shakes fist in air

 
d_lebowski 2008-04-16 08:43:58 PM  
I did that with my '73 Monte Carlo when I was 16.

\without the fail of course

 
PumpkinCake 2008-04-16 08:44:15 PM  
"...you can see where this is headed."

into a tree?
off a cliff?
into a fireball?
into a farmer's market?

...I got more...

 
willsomebody 2008-04-16 08:45:39 PM  
70 to 85 and lost control... tsk tsk tsk.

 
beatmonkey 2008-04-16 08:46:30 PM  
Hack Patooey: So, did they upload the video? Sounds like a good one to watch.

Police said the driver's friends were too scared to record the video with their cell phone camera due to high speeds, estimated at 70 to 85 miles-per-hour.

double fail!

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2008-04-16 08:47:47 PM  
i68.photobucket.com

Of course the biggest "fail" here is the fact that the stupid kids didn't even manage to record the crash.

 
NakedApe 2008-04-16 08:48:10 PM  
I was traffic court a few years ago. The kid before me had a 135 mph speeding ticket. Turns out it wasn't his first 100+ mph ticket. The judge asked him what kind of car he drove. He said "a Nissan Sentra." I looked at Nissan Sentras online and decided this guy must be the greatest tuner in New Jersey.

 
newton 2008-04-16 08:48:34 PM  
"Police said the driver's friends were too scared to record the video"

That's a beating. I wanted to hear those "Oh god this was a bad idea" screams.


/is R Kelly stuck in the closet because his fetishes are illegal?

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-04-16 08:51:33 PM  
Tellef said following the YouTube beating of a Florida girl

Holy crap, youtube beat a girl? They should be arrested.

 
NSA Red Flag Brigade 2008-04-16 08:52:35 PM  
FTA: "Tellef said parents need to talk to their children about the website." img1.fark.com

 
seatown75 2008-04-16 08:56:04 PM  
Police said the driver's friends were too scared to record the video with their cell phone camera due to high speeds, estimated at 70 to 85 miles-per-hour.



Pussies. As soon as a I could afford a car capable of 130+ MPH, I took it there. Alone. Then with people in the car. In the desert of course.

Sadly, my current ride tops out in the 160-170 range and I haven't taken it above 134 according to the GPS. I've lost my drive, apparently.

 
liverpoolumd 2008-04-16 08:57:05 PM  
OMG BAN THE YOUTUBEZ!

 
oldweevil 2008-04-16 08:58:49 PM  
media.monstersandcritics.com

I be done seen bout everything, when I see a Mitsubishi Eclipse fly!

 
seatown75 2008-04-16 08:59:33 PM  
The kid before me had a 135 mph speeding ticket. Turns out it wasn't his first 100+ mph ticket. The judge asked him what kind of car he drove. He said "a Nissan Sentra.

The Spec-V could pull that off easily. But yeah, he'd still be driving a Sentra.

 
masterj0n3z 2008-04-16 09:00:55 PM  
seatown75: Police said the driver's friends were too scared to record the video with their cell phone camera due to high speeds, estimated at 70 to 85 miles-per-hour.



Pussies. As soon as a I could afford a car capable of 130+ MPH, I took it there. Alone. Then with people in the car. In the desert of course.


Don't you have to be at the gym soon?

 
Hack Patooey 2008-04-16 09:01:21 PM  
Dont the stripes and Type R stickers make it go faster?

 
imfallen_angel 2008-04-16 09:06:14 PM  
I did that (a jump) with my first motorcycle one night when I forgot my glasses, didn't see the construction signs and cones until the last minute thanks to all the freaking lights that were blinding me (the glasses would probably not have helped).

Simply, I ran into the part where the road ended, and jumped right into it for over 30 feet (distance) at about 6 feet high, right into sand.

The difference with these idiots is that I had a successful landing, and I didn't do it for attention.

Once I came to a stop, I got off the bike, and went and looked at where I landed (where the tire hit the sand so that how I could judged the distance) while the people in the cars that were stuck in traffic due to this construction all looked at me. I should have taken a bow, but I was actually thinking that I was lucky that I knew (or got lucky) how to handle my "flight" and didn't kill myself or damage the bike.

Got back on the bike and left... (the hole was at an angle further on and reconnected with the street).

After that, I was a little more careful, and did a few small jumps on streets that had small bumps, but nothing like this again.

Especially since the bikes I've had weren't built for this sort of stuff (street bikes / racers)

/good times
/over 20 years ago

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-04-16 09:06:18 PM  
Today, we're teaching poodles how to fly.

 
talldarknstinky 2008-04-16 09:13:14 PM  
My dad owns the last bone stock '94 Eclipse turbo left in the world, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
the_marq 2008-04-16 09:14:32 PM  
If they were going for the unique stunt bonus they should have read this walk-thru

img6.photobucket.com

 
Raider_dad 2008-04-16 09:14:38 PM  
Maybe theri Dad should do what Bill Cosby's Dad did after the Chicken Heart incedent.

*whistles at stranger* "Come here and let me show you my dumb kid"

 
chakalakasp [TotalFark] 2008-04-16 09:14:52 PM  
Man, he was ejected from the car? That means he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. So you're going to jump an intersection at 80mph and it doesn't occur to you to maybe strap in? Just this once?

 
Hilary T. N. Seuss 2008-04-16 09:14:55 PM  
feba: Can we please stop blaming this on youtube, and start putting the blame on the attention whores that do this stupid crap?

Agreed. When I was young, some teens (no, not including me) did EXACTLY the same thing -- speed through an intersection, try to get airborne, loose control, find self on the receiving end of some fail -- and they did it all just for kicks, not a single video or camera around. Teens will always do stupid life-threatening crap, no matter the technology.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-04-16 09:18:09 PM  
YouTube guide:

WIN = No pay
FAIL = You pay

I don't get the motive. At least on break.com they'll give you 400 bucks for making a damn fool of yourself famously.

 
Greenville 2008-04-16 09:21:08 PM  
img.photobucket.com

It's a Darwin Dandy, baby!

 
SmileLadybug 2008-04-16 09:21:55 PM  
Teenagers these days........

/Get out of my kitchen!

 
NYZooMan 2008-04-16 09:22:46 PM  
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phillydrifter 2008-04-16 09:23:57 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard wow that pic reminds me of

i269.photobucket.com

Also:

"I swear, officer, with god as my witness, I thought Mitsubishis could fly."

 
Espertron 2008-04-16 09:26:50 PM  
www.forumammo.com

 
phillydrifter 2008-04-16 09:27:24 PM  
"They think these stunts are cute and funny and everything else, but they have very, very tragic consequences almost darwinned themselves," he said.

 
mLayth 2008-04-16 09:27:34 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: Of course the biggest "fail" here is the fact that the stupid kids didn't even manage to record the crash.

I disagree..
IMO The biggest fail is trying this stunt with other passengers in the car. What purpose does the extra endangerment serve?

/doesn't make the would-be video any cooler

 
tafferboy21 2008-04-16 09:28:32 PM  
STOOPID

 
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