GOBAMA!

GOBAMA!

I hope Obama doesn't get too aggressive. I trust him to play this right, but he must have the urge to jump for her jugular.

and for the words:

"hope" - two shots
"change" - two shots
"hopeful change" - three shots
"universal health care" - one shot plus hit self on head with crab mallet
"I don't think the senator is a Muslim, as far as I know" - four shots, chug beer chaser

Que sera, sera.

/Obligatory Doris Day quote.

albo - and for the words:

"hope" - two shots
"change" - two shots
"hopeful change" - three shots
"universal health care" - one shot plus hit self on head with crab mallet
"I don't think the senator is a Muslim, as far as I know" - four shots, chug beer chaser

Just chug a 5th of Jack & pass out.

Elitest? When is Obama elitest?

I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean "educated".

Yes, how horrible to have a well spoken candidate for President.

I long for those heady days of watching a drooling retard sputter his way through poorly written scripted pablum.

Calmamity: Elitest? When is Obama elitest?

I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean "educated".

Yes, how horrible to have a well spoken candidate for President.

I long for those heady days of watching a drooling retard sputter his way through poorly written scripted pablum.

I can only assume you mean Ronald Reagan, and I find that mean-spirited. The man is dead.

Calmamity: Elitest? When is Obama elitest?

I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean "educated".

Yes, how horrible to have a well spoken candidate for President.

I long for those heady days of watching a drooling retard sputter his way through poorly written scripted pablum.

I'm going to make up a stat and say 92% of those who spell "elitist" as "elitest" think Obama's one.

Calmamity: Elitest? When is Obama elitest?

I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean "educated".

Yes, how horrible to have a well spoken candidate for President.

I long for those heady days of watching a drooling retard sputter his way through poorly written scripted pablum.

Watch the news much?

Subby: Take a drink every time Obama acts elitist or Hillary ducks sniper fire.

Gee..... if I follow your rules, Subby, I'll never get drunk.

I'll be on Hillaryis44.org all night getting the truth about what's happening if anyone needs me. From what I understand at this point, she's already won and he should drop out of the race for the good of the party, the country and the free world.

40below: I'll be on Hillaryis44.org all night getting the truth about what's happening if anyone needs me. From what I understand at this point, she's already won and he should drop out of the race for the good of the party, the country and the free world.

Be sure to toss around plenty of "Bambi"s while you're over there. Have fun storming the shiatpile castle!

I'm just going to ignore it and watch Mythbusters.

take a drink(beer tonight) every time Jamie says "UM"

get drunk almost as fast as the "Deadwood" drinking game

robsul82: I'm going to make up a stat and say 92% of those who spell "elitist" as "elitest" think Obama's one.

I'm fairly certain that having a negative opinion of the uneducated makes you an elitist.

/elitist

Take a drink every time Obama acts elitist or Hillary ducks sniper fire

What are "Things that never happened," Alex?

40below: From what I understand at this point, she's already won and he should drop out of the race for the good of the party, the country and the free world.

Also, for the good of the Universe and for the pleasing of our Reptilian Overlords.

JPJ007: I'm fairly certain that having a negative opinion of the uneducated makes you an elitist.

/elitist

Does it make me an elitist if I don't have a negative opinion of the uneducated, but I do have a negative opinion of the willfully ignorant?

/educated
//born to uneducated people

Oh, great, and now this is greenlit.

Let's just pretend I made some stupid Hillary joke instead.

ARUGULA!

kronicfeld: Take a drink every time Obama acts elitist or Hillary ducks sniper fire

What are "Things that never happened," Alex?

I enjoy kronicfeld having to hear GO BAMA.

TheDumbBlonde: I enjoy kronicfeld having to hear GO BAMA.

That was ridiculously clever and I love you more than usual today.

TheDumbBlonde: I enjoy kronicfeld having to hear GO BAMA.

I enjoy kronicfeld, period. Unfortunately, he's way too young for the likes of me. And, I have that husband issue and stuff. Looking forward to the debate.

Shoot some American light beer directly into a vein every time Hillary puts her foot in her mouth.

If it's anything sttronger than American light beer, you'll die of alcohol poisoning.

Ladies, ladies, you can fight over my seed later.

kronicfeld: Ladies, ladies, you can fight over my seed later.

I never fight with my Blonde and my womb is nonexistent, hence, your seed will not take hold.

MorrisBird: I never fight with my Blonde and my womb is nonexistent, hence, your seed will not take hold.

It needn't take hold to be enjoyed and appreciated.

Okay, I disgusted even myself with that one.

Hmm.... post my stuff in the 8:00 Farktography thread, or this one.....


Hmmmmm.....

Hopefully I'll get home in time to watch CNN mangle their web cast. You'd think a multi-billion dollar media company would know how to stream video.

Calmamity: Elitest? When is Obama elitest?

I'm going to go ahead and assume you mean "educated".

Yes, how horrible to have a well spoken candidate for President.

I long for those heady days of watching a drooling retard sputter his way through poorly written scripted pablum.

lighten up francis

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burndtdan: lighten up francis

You show promise. I like most of your submissions and look forward to your input on the debate.

MorrisBird: burndtdan: lighten up francis

You show promise. I like most of your submissions and look forward to your input on the debate.

yes, all quality.

like this, obama in a pickle costume. i don't have any idea why i made this, i think i was stoned.

Why is it debate after debate with these people? There's more to being a President than speaking well, you know...

SurgeonDryHog's Proposed Agenda:
4/18: Staring Match
4/22: Foot Race
4/25: Wet T-Shirt Contest
4/28: Karaoke Showdown
5/01: Pie-Eating Contest
5/05: Penmanship Challenge
5/11: Team Dance Competition
5/18: Flag-Folding Challenge
5/19: Beer Pong
5/22: Spelling Bee

SurgeonDryHog: There's more to being a President than speaking well, you know...

You forgot the obligatory egg rolling contest.

albo: "hope" - two shots
"change" - two shots
"hopeful change" - three shots
"universal health care" - one shot plus hit self on head with crab mallet
"I don't think the senator is a Muslim, as far as I know" - four shots, chug beer chaser

we'll all be dead.

Oooh. Heroic Music.

clancifer: GOBAMA!

GOBAMA!

/Ron Paul

You forgot swimsuit competition.SurgeonDryHog: Why is it debate after debate with these people? There's more to being a President than speaking well, you know...

SurgeonDryHog's Proposed Agenda:
4/18: Staring Match
4/22: Foot Race
4/25: Wet T-Shirt Contest
4/28: Karaoke Showdown
5/01: Pie-Eating Contest
5/05: Penmanship Challenge
5/11: Team Dance Competition
5/18: Flag-Folding Challenge
5/19: Beer Pong
5/22: Spelling Bee

You forgot swimsuit competition

MorrisBird: SurgeonDryHog: There's more to being a President than speaking well, you know...

You forgot the obligatory egg rolling contest.

I got your egg roll right here...

SurgeonDryHog: SurgeonDryHog's Proposed Agenda:
4/18: Staring Match
4/22: Foot Race
4/25: Wet T-Shirt Contest
4/28: Karaoke Showdown
5/01: Pie-Eating Contest
5/05: Penmanship Challenge
5/11: Team Dance Competition
5/18: Flag-Folding Challenge
5/19: Beer Pong
5/22: Spelling Bee

Hrm.. Needs a "Battle of the Bands" featuring probable members of each candidate's Cabinet if elected.

Pffft. subby.

I'm already drunk.

I walked down to the constitution center to see what kind of crowd had gathered. Surprisingly, Hillary supporters were slightly outnumbering obama supporters. Plus there was a "free tibet" protest at the liberty bell, a virginia tech anti-weapons protest, and a single guy supporting Mike Gravel.

When these things get posted to MAIN, the comments go so fast its hard to keep up. Argh.

Longtime Lurker: nd a single guy supporting Mike Gravel.

Was it Mike Gravel?