Aw c'mon smitty... Rock Me Gently always gets my toes tapping.

HEY HEY HEY! Don't be dissin' the Neil!

I swear I read this headline yesterday

Wait, has anyone mentioned that Neil wrote "Forever in Blue Jeans" after he killed a drifter to get an erection?

No?

Okay, I'll check back later then...

I like Neil Diamond so FU Subby.

C'Mon. Dissin' Neil Diamond? Subby deserves tickets to NKOTB for the summer.

STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTOIDS...

The excellence of a Brooklyn bar is directly proportional to the amount of Neil Diamond it has in its jukebox. Also, extra points awarded for having a Bucket-a Beer option.

hey, he wrote some of The Monkees best songs.

Rick Rubin, huh?


"NEEEEEEEEILLLL Diamond of DEEAAAAAATH!!!! Monarch to the kingdom of the dead."


/got nuthin
//hope he can turn around Metallica now that he revived Johnny Cash and Neil Diamond's careers.

Did it make his heart and ass hurt?

well I don't mind neil diamond

... and no one heard at all not even the chair.

No, he will keep you IN!

Subby likes UB40.

Another interesting fact is that Neil Diamond is fueled creatively by his massive hatred of immigrants. His love of this great and beautiful nation, and his hatred of all people with dark skin lead him to write Coming to America.

dtirkel: Another interesting fact is that Neil Diamond is fueled creatively by his massive hatred of immigrants. His love of this great and beautiful nation, and his hatred of all people with dark skin lead him to write Coming to America.

No way. That song is about Eddie Murphy.

dtirkel

Another interesting fact is that Neil Diamond is fueled creatively by his massive hatred of immigrants. His love of this great and beautiful nation, and his hatred of all people with dark skin lead him to write Coming to America.

"Wait! Don't leave! I didn't even get a chance to tell you about how I have to kill a drifter to get an erection!"

12 Songs was good. Neil Diamond is a good songwriter and Rubin is a good producer. I expect this album to be good as well. Good.

There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.

/my ex-wife loves him

Then dont buy it Subby

/goes of to kill a drifter to get an erection.

repeat and failure to include any drifter killing is a double fail.

He's an American treasure. Suck it subby

I missed the drifter killing meme somehow.

Gangway Fathead: I missed the drifter killing meme somehow.

I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH I'M NEIL DIAMOND

Gangway Fathead: I missed the drifter killing meme somehow.

not a meme, but a reference from an SNL skit.

/too lazy to find the link but IIRC its in the earlier Neil Diamond thread.

Quiet down, subby, and turn up the "Pretty Amazing Grace." (pops)

12 Songs turned me into a ND fan.

first in line

Not as painful to watch as Saving Silverman

OlafTheBent 2008-04-16 10:12:47 AM Aw c'mon smitty... Rock Me Gently always gets my toes tapping.
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Um, Rock Me Gently is by Andy Kim.

/P.S. subby can his modern music and piss off.
//Neil is great.

I have seen Neil 3 times and expect to see him again this tour - the guy sure can put on a show

Neil Diamond albums were almost the only albums my mom played while I was growing up, so hearing some of his old stuff can make me feel a bit stabby at times. But I will admit that "12 Songs" was one HELL of an album, I look forward to hearing the next one.
I saw him on his last tour too. It was really creepy when he sang "I am the song, you are the tune, play me" and all the 50+ year old women started screaming and getting all wet and horny.

amindtat: It was really creepy when he sang "I am the song, you are the tune, play me" and all the 50+ year old women started screaming and getting all wet and horny.

HAWT GILF ACTION!

Up yours, subby. If nothing else, Neil Diamond WILL GET YOU LAID. All you single Farkers out there take note. Chicks WILL fall for it when you use the proper soundtrack.

MikeXpop: Gangway Fathead: I missed the drifter killing meme somehow.

I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH I'M NEIL DIAMOND

Thanks for that. Funny stuff.


And I'll probably regret this - but Cheri Oteri actually looks really good in that intro.

If not for Neil Diamond, AM radio would have been even more of a wasteland than it was.

/AM radio when you used to listen to music on it.
//Anyone remember that?

I'm going to give subby the benefit of the doubt and say he's making a Young Ones reference.

mindspread: I'm going to give subby the benefit of the doubt and say he's making a Young Ones reference.

I was thinking the same thing...

"Nobody ever listens to me. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record."

"Not even the chair" should have earned him a lifetime ban from writing anything of any kind.

but he always does the best he can.

Gangway Fathead: 12 Songs was good. Neil Diamond is a good songwriter and Rubin is a good producer. I expect this album to be good as well. Good.

Rubin WAS a good producer. The guy has gone to shiat as of late.

Diamond is one of the greatest there has ever been. Eat a bag of dicks, submitter.

/He was experimenting with African rhythms 15 years before Simon's "Graceland."

Love the dude, don't forget "cracklin' rosie" to the list and the REAL, origoinal version of "girl, you'll be a woman..."

BornfromPain: Rubin WAS a good producer. BAH!

Was and still is, the cat is prolific. The last few Johnny Cash records, RHCP's Stadium Arcadium, Diamond's 12 Songs, Jay Z's Black Album, the guy's a musical genius. And rocks a killer beard!

Unhip1: Neil Diamond Top Five
1. Shilo

"If chest hair could sing, it would sound like Neil Diamond."

I LOVE Shilo!

Personally, I'm not a fan of Neil Diamond's stuff. It's ok if you are, but it just ain't my bag.

On the other hand, with Rick Rubin behind the album, it could turn out to be pretty good. Ruben tends to bring out the best in artists.

Hell yeah.

/To-day!

My girlfriend and I saw Neil a few years ago in Atlantic City. What a great concert that was.


Oh yeah, suck it subby...