It's a shame he doesn't have a friend that cares enough about him to say "take the goddamn ting off, you look ridiculous!!"

Let the bald man have his dignity.

Well, at least let him wear a bandana. That's a kind of dignity, right?

Aquatic Bee: Well, at least let him wear a bandana. That's a kind of dignity, right?

Sort of. It's more like a brightly-colored kind of shame, but I say let him pretend.

Rumor has it it was Bret who told Axl Rose to wear a bandana because he too was experiencing hair loss.

Aquatic Bee
Let the bald man have his dignity.

Well, at least let him wear a bandana. That's a kind of dignity, right?

If you are in a group as LAME as Poison, you surrender all dignity right then and there.

i actually thought he was facing reality when he was bald in Letter from Death Row...

but then he pussied out as if he was bald just for the movie...

Nothing.

*rimshot*

Join us next week when we reveal what's under Dwight Yoakam's hat.

IgnatiusJReilly: Join us next week when we reveal what's under Dwight Yoakam's hat.

I've gotta say, that was one reveal I was unprepared for.

Britney Spears has better wigs.

I went through 15 pages of GIS for this. Why, I have no idea.

FTFA:
Michaels: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they wont film me. They are like, "Put your bandanna back on. It is your image." It is my signature thing.

It sounds like it's not even his decision...


/now if he'd just come clean about his plastic surgery

dstanley: I went through 15 pages of GIS for this. Why, I have no idea.

I think I know why...


/you know how I know you're an 80's hair metal groupie?

So there's still a chance for RoL 3? Awesome.

/Awful show
//can't look away
///Reunion next week should be great
//ashamed
/OCD slashie

I thought the only people concerned with this were the fine folk over al Metal Sludge (new window).

of course, I meant "at".

/need coffee

al-Metal Sludge is, of course, the metal wing of al-Jazeera.

/they love junoon

I think it's weird that he's 44 and dating 20 year old girls. Is that a rockstar/trophy girlfriend thing?

/or am I the one who's weird?

Saracuda: I think it's weird that he's 44 and dating 20 year old girls. Is that a rockstar/trophy girlfriend thing?

/or am I the one who's weird?

You're the weird one. If your 44 and single and not interested in dating, or at least casually banging, 20 year olds there might be a problem. Besides the chick that he picked is 37.

This sounds like a Photoshop challenge.

Saracuda: I think it's weird inspiring that he's 44 and dating 20 year old girls.

FTFY

Granted, I'm not a sexy rock star, but as a man who had long
hair before genetics caught up with him, I have to say that
going bald (or nearly so in my case: I keep my hair cut fuzzy
short) is a much better choice than scraggly long Shakespeare
hair.

But, Brett Michaels still gets chics and I don't, so what do I
know?

/Of course, I am married....

No one cares. They dont' care now, they probably didn't care 20 years ago when Poison was 'cool'.

/he's hiding a receding hairline...duh!

i'd still hit it, if it were clean.