FUTK

Nice headline.
Funny & accurate.
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I wish one of the two Democrats would get behind the other one and show us what we've got

A show like that might raise a lot of money for the general election.

^ What strangeguitar said.
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El Dudereno: I wish one of the two Democrats would get behind the other one and show us what we've got

A show like that might raise a lot of money for the general election.

You win one (1) Internet.

Way to cover all the bases, Tobe

Leave the pandering to the professionals.

playdate: Way to cover all the bases, Tobe

...or not Tobe...that is the question...

"... and that libertarian guy, or gal, whatever their name is... they'd do fine. If the communists take over, I'm down with that. I just want to get invited back to the White House..."

Why is this news? A lot of conservatives who aren't part of the crazy-religious-conservative sect are distancing themselves from Bush. If McCain himself didn't need the support of those conservatives, he likely would reject Bush's endorsement.

He's a Democrat? Why, that's shockin' y'all.

/sorry
//very very sorry

I wonder if any of the candidates will sacrifice a goat to Toby Keith?


/obscure?

El Dudereno: I wish one of the two Democrats would get behind the other one and show us what we've got

A show like that might raise a lot of money for the general election erection.

FTFY

Yeah but will the candidates sacrifice a goat to Toby Keith?

Wow! What a douche nozzle, this guy needs several kicks in the yambag.

FTFA: "... I don't hold people responsible for not having a whole bunch of political background in the House and Senate."

Hyuk, hyuk... thanks so much for your input, Toby. Although given your fellati-istic support of W these past 7+ years, I doubt if any of us were worried that you set the bar too high.

Am I the first to say, who the fark cares what some Hollywood/Nasheville made cowboy thinks about politics?

Yes, he has a right to think he's thinking, but he's paid to sing, not tell us what he thinks he thinks.

What is it about these uppity celebrities refusing to stay in the boxes we've built and paid for them to inhabit?!

He constantly said that he was a registered Democrat through all of the mess with the Dixie Chicks, etc.

It makes his critics look even more stupid now.

/put a boot in their ass, Toby

I wonder how he feels about the fact that we never put the boot up Osama's ass. That sounds like a smartass thing to say, but I don't mean it that way.

Preach on brother...

He wasn't on board with the attack on Iraq pretty much from the get-go. He got wrongly labeled as a rightwing nutjob because he was supportive of kicking Osama's ass. He was never a neo-con.

rbaron71: He constantly said that he was a registered Democrat through all of the mess with the Dixie Chicks, etc. It makes his critics look even more stupid now.

/put a boot in their ass, Toby

Psh.. more like 'fark yourself in the ass, Toby.' We didn't give a shiat what your opinion was before 9/11... and listening to you mumble your way through the Bush Administration's version of "The Ballad of the Green Beret" didn't change that.

Obscurity waits for no man, Toby, and the music store bargain bin's calling your name.

Toby Keith and his father are Democrats. He is a common Democrat. Liberals only make up 19% of registered voters, so their public recognition is overstated, and in the Democrat Party they aren't too influential. I don't know why so many Dems hit Toby. Amongst Oklahoma Democrats his sentiments are common.

I have my own issue with Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks; she is vocally anti-marijuana. The fued with Toby was stupid, but the Dixie Chicks were right.

By the way, Toby Keith has a song called "Walk it Off" damn it's good.


Walk it off
Pick up all the pieces of your broken heart
You don't have to worry
She don't care anymore
She ain't there anymore
Hit the wall
'Cause no one you can call is gonna ease your pain
So take your torn umbrella out into the rain
Walk it off

Run
Boy you were born to run
Now the day has come
She's left you standin' still
So deal
How does it feel
To have to face the fact
She ain't coming back
Walk it off
(repeat)

Walk it off
Though you might not ever see her face again
Sittin' here alone just scares you half to death
Boy don't hold your breath

Walk it off

He likes Obama...he must be bitter.

Couple of things here:

1)Toby Keith likes what he's TOLD to like. i.e., boots in asses, W, Ford trucks, blah blah, it's whatever winds up making him and his label the most money in the end
2)I was suckered into working at country radio for 2 years. (Loooong Story.) Know what? That whole industry is one scary, money-makin' machine. AND they know it!
3)Please, never, ever, ever, never, ever again post TK lyrics. Are you high?


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El Dudereno: I wish one of the two Democrats would get behind the other one and show us what we've got

A show like that might raise a lot of money for the general election.

Quote of the year!

I'd like to say that as a conservative republican Bush hater and lover of all things rock, I think Toby Kieth is pretty damn awesome. He's an excellent songwriter and has a hell of a voice. Not that I particularly care about country or bumpkin rock. But I'm giving credit where credit is due.

Farkomatic: I'd like to say that as a conservative republican Bush hater and lover of all things rock, I think Toby Kieth is pretty damn awesome. He's an excellent songwriter and has a hell of a voice. Not that I particularly care about country or bumpkin rock. But I'm giving credit where credit is due.

Nice... i give you 9.5 out of 10.

Suicidal Writer: Toby Keith and his father are Democrats. He is a common Democrat. Liberals only make up 19% of registered voters, so their public recognition is overstated, and in the Democrat Party they aren't too influential. I don't know why so many Dems hit Toby. Amongst Oklahoma Democrats his sentiments are common.



FTFA:"But Keith is keeping an open mind about the election. "I think [John] McCain is a great option too. I think we've got three great candidates running."

No, he's an opportunistic slimebag.

He's merely trying to keep his career going by backpedaling away from his mindless jingoism.

I'm not a huge Keith fan, but he deserves kudos for this.

To give full disclosure, I haven't really liked anything from his last two albums. No song has really grabbed me since "Stays in Mexico". But damn, his earlier songs were fantastic.

/decent live performer as well

codeboy: Yeah but will the candidates sacrifice a goat to Toby Keith?

/obscure?

If you've been here long enough to learn the "obscure?" cliche, you've been here long enough to know that something like "Family Guy" is no where near obscure.

Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares.

/Yeah, I know, wrong redneck, but they're interchangeable parts, it's ok.

rbaron71: To give full disclosure, I haven't really liked anything from his last two albums. No song has really grabbed me since "Stays in Mexico". But damn, his earlier songs were fantastic.

/decent live performer as well

I saw him live when I was younger, and I agree his earlier stuff was better. I always thought "I Wish I Didn't Know Now" was one of his best songs.

/yeah, I listen to country make fun if you want.
//every genre has enjoyable music

I'd love to shove a boot up Toby Keith's ass. I can't stand it whenever I'm forced to listen to country music. But whenever his or Alan Jackson's uber-patriotic songs come on, I want to rip my ears from my head.

codeboy: I wonder if any of the candidates will sacrifice a goat to Toby Keith?


/obscure?

JFP's Gym Partner took care of it, but I have to chime in. What in the name of FSM would make you think Family Guy is obscure? Millions of people watch it and it plays about 15 times a day on various TV channels. Obscure = not many people may know what you're talking about. Family Guy has never been obscure.

On the topic at hand, I know nothing about Toby Keith and prefer to keep it that way.

/Yes, there is a little sand in my vagina. Wanna fight about it?

well, I normally vote democrat or libitarian but I gotta go with McCain this time and I will still buy (or download) Toby Keith.

/darn i am confused
//and drunk
///go nascar

playdate: Way to cover all the bases, Tobe

Wonder how hes going to react when both of them lose come november

Its too bad Obama seems to hate white people & generally everyone in the "fly-over" states. -- better cling to your guns and religion there, Tobe.. As for Hilary.. aw who really gives sh*t about Hilary..

"People's political opinions are usually complex and rarely fit into neat little categories."

As a cloying, valueless demogogic singer waffling to save my livlihood, I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

Otter Stupidity: Couple of things here:

1)Toby Keith likes what he's TOLD to like. i.e., boots in asses, W, Ford trucks, blah blah, it's whatever winds up making him and his label the most money in the end
2)I was suckered into working at country radio for 2 years. (Loooong Story.) Know what? That whole industry is one scary, money-makin' machine. AND they know it!
3)Please, never, ever, ever, never, ever again post TK lyrics. Are you high?

That was funny and true. And I'm a sucker for radio folk.

Welcome to TotalFark.
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nobozo: ^ What strangeguitar said.
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Thank you... thank you... my first greenlight in a long while... Most amused by his base covering I was...

/subby

Anyone who likes Toby Keith remind of the same assholes who liked Lee Greenwood's suckhole song back in 1981 "God Bless The USA"...

Total garbage - it's tripe, but good enough for Jethro the Inbred Redneck buy it, anything to make a buck, just like Toby, right?

ALL country singers are whores, have been since the early 80's, look at Willie Nelson's acting interpretation of a singer who custom makes a song for a made-up war (sound familiar?) in "Wag The Dog."

That charecter was dead-on - country music is manufactured syrupy harmless pap for the mindless masses to make themselves feel good as their ever-growing shadowy government farks them over.

He also hawked Ford products for a while, too, didn't he, huh?

Look where all that whoring has gotten Ford...

They have to resort to having American Idol selling their shiit, and look where it's gotten THEM as well.

That show has about as much credibility as the boil I lanced off my dog's ass last week.

rbaron71 wrote:

He constantly said that he was a registered Democrat through all of the mess with the Dixie Chicks, etc. It makes his critics look even more stupid now.

Republican.... Democrat.... Who cares?

shiat comes in all shades of brown.

Hey Toby, STFU!

And get a real cowboy hat, one that doesn't look like you nabbed it from some drunk sorostitute at South Padre Island.

OlafTheBent: FUTK

Concise, yet eloquent. Would read again.

Thank you Deece, my life now has meaning!

/and I never had to look for it in an effin TK song