Yawn.

arkansas: Yawn.

Agreed. It's just a steel tube with a handle on it, people.

I own a gun, yet I've never even killed anyone, much less murdered them.

/Am I doing it wrong?

It is past subby's bedtime.

I have yet to commit a murder with my guns, subtard. Although if I were in your company for too long, I could see myself getting an itchy trigger finger.

This only works if guns are traceable, something that the NRA considers gun control.

Now, personally, I'm fine with tracing guns, but something tells me that this won't get far when the NRA hears about it.

SphericalTime: This only works if guns are traceable, something that the NRA considers gun control.

Now, personally, I'm fine with tracing guns, but something tells me that this won't get far when the NRA hears about it.

I'm fine with tracing guns. I use my crossbow to kill people.

/NRA life member

Start the day off with a nice troll headline.

And, of course, they'll do anything to take peoples minds off of the recent video releases...

If they're murder weapons, isn't it already too late?

/I'd like to make a return

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to commit a murder with my guns, subtard. Although if I were in your company for too long, I could see myself getting an itchy trigger finger.

Here's this month's subscription

They see him trollin, they hatin...

SphericalTime 2008-04-15 12:38:29 AM
This only works if guns are traceable, something that the NRA considers gun control.

Who told you that guns are untraceable? And what asylum were they calling from?

I could murder a guy with a hundred things at a walmart, should they stop selling those too?

How many bolt action hunting rifles (the majority of guns sold at walmart) are used in crimes? Barely any. This is such a non issue it's not even funny.

If Heston was still alive this would never have been greened.

i could murder a guy with a hundred things at a walmart, should they stop sellin those too.
Also my friend recently bought a rifle and was no required to have any sort of background check etc, only handguns are traceable

Bananadog: I could murder a guy with a hundred things at a walmart, should they stop selling those too?

Home Depot. Place is a freaking goldmine.

I guess I'm just a bitter working class voter who clings to guns

I'm still fascinated by people who think we can just make guns go away. Poof, no more guns! Weeeeeeeee! Now I'll go wander through Compton! Pfft. Pfft I say.

I thought it was funny when they had the manager escort me out of the store after buying a .22lr rifle.

Bananadog: I could murder a guy with a hundred things at a walmart, should they stop selling those too?

Generally, those things have some other use--they aren't made exclusively for the purpose of killing people.

/supports the 2nd
//just sayin

Guns don't kill people.

Pale pudgy mouthbreathing wide-assed mongoloid cheapskates kill people.

SphericalTime: This only works if guns are traceable, something that the NRA considers gun control.

Yeah, that reminds me of the last time I purchased a long gun. I guess that serial number on the gun that they wrote down next to my name and social security number was just for.......something besides tracking, right? They sent that to the feds for warranty purposes, right?

*facepalm*

queezyweezel

How many bolt action hunting rifles (the majority of guns sold at walmart) are used in crimes? Barely any. This is such a non issue it's not even funny.

I know a certain president who would disagree with you.

Gecko Gingrich: I own a gun, yet I've never even killed anyone, much less murdered them.

/Am I doing it wrong?


You're doing it right, just like me and millions of other law-abiding gun owners.

- 1 for Subby acting like a gun control weenie.

I prefer to buy my guns at Sam's Club- by the gross.

I dont goto walmart to shop often but now I'll never set foot in there again.

I wasn't a fan of their RFID policies and I definitely dont like this!

Also my friend recently bought a rifle and was no required to have any sort of background check etc, only handguns are traceable

Every gun dealer in the US is required to record the buyer and the serial number of all firearms sold. If your friend happened to take a shot at somebody and dropped that rifle, the cops would be at his door in short order. That's assuming he acquired it thru legal channels.

Is the asinine tag for the submitter's lame attempt at trolling?

I thought they filmed everything at wal mart.

skinink: "...because not selling murder weapons in an effort to fight crime makes too much sense"
They should use this type of headline regarding cigarettes: "State government to raise cigarette taxes in an effort to get people to quit, because outlawing smokes instead makes too much sense".

A nation-wide nic fit. What could go wrong?

With a lemon of a headline like that, shall we make lemonade?

Anyone farkers out there building their own AR?

/Anxiously awaiting delivery of the lower.

This is my fark account, it is my gun...

This one is to piss you off...



And this one is for fun...

And we could make the world out of Nerf, and outlaw mean language, and put people in jail for having sex. Yes, I'm certain all these things will make the world a much safer place. Oh damn I better turn myself in the thought police for making sarcastic comments.

I wouldn't mind being videotaped buying a gun at Wal Mart. Who cares? I also get videotaped when buying a Coke and a Slim Jim at the convenience store, and I don't worry about that. I get videotaped every time I go to my bank or the post office, or even the drug store, and I don't worry about that. So why is this significant?

farkerintx: With a lemon of a headline like that, shall we make lemonade?

Anyone farkers out there building their own AR?

/Anxiously awaiting delivery of the lower.

I've built a few... mostly Rock River Arms lower and 2 stage triggers... :)

I AGREE WITH SUBBY

/I don't though

McCulloch Easy-Start Gas Chain Saw (new window) $142.00 in your Walmart Lawn and Garden section.

Features:
* Gasoline-powered chain saw
* Powerful 40cc two-cycle engine
* 18" reduced kickback sprocket nose guide bar
* Anti-vibration system
* Automatic oiler
* Tool-less chain tensioning
* Chrome-plated cylinder for longer life
* Two-cycle engine oil included
* Primer bulb for easy starting
* Fully assembled

And I even like the color.

Excuse me, which aisle is "fake beards"?
Hmmm, and dark sunglasses?
And perhaps a large hat?

OK, I'll be back here in about 10 minutes.

Fubini: I know a certain president who would disagree with you.

Really? Compare the number of murders/crimes committed with bolt action rifles to the number of murders/crimes committed with handguns and get back to me.
I think even the late JFK would agree with me.

I'd be willing to bet that more people are killed annually by auto-erotic asphyxiation than by hunting rifles.

Epsilon: I wouldn't mind being videotaped buying a gun at Wal Mart. Who cares? I also get videotaped when buying a Coke and a Slim Jim at the convenience store, and I don't worry about that. I get videotaped every time I go to my bank or the post office, or even the drug store, and I don't worry about that. So why is this significant?

Because the Nanny state wont break in your door 5 years to confiscate soda...

the more filmed we are, the less free we become...

What, Charlton Heston goes down and suddenly Wal-Mart grows balls?

What's next? Selling lead-free toys?

/IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LEAD!!!

I've heard that there are enough guns in the US to give each man, woman, and child their own firearm. This tells us two things. First, there are at least 300 million guns in the US. Second, if not for guns, our population would be at LEAST 600 million, since guns are all murder weapons. Heck, maybe each gun has killed on average three people and we'd otherwise have the same population as China! That's a crazy thought. I just want to know where all of the bodies are so I can avoid the smell.


/Or does that explain Detroit?

"...murder weapons..."

And a pencil is a terrorist's tool.

Punkindrublic:

Yup, guns are pretty stable, especially if stored at low humidities.

The thing to do would be to limit production and distribution of ammunition, which does have a lesser shelf life.

blah blah blah OMG guns suck blah blah blah OMG No U Suck blah blah blah

Trivial issue to divide the unwashed, uneducated masses. How's that hook in your mouth feel?

/2nd amendment isn't an issue
//Good luck trying to take mine away *yawn*

No group is more easily trolled than gun nuts. Y so srs? You'll get over it.

I will guarantee this thread goes over 500 posts- any takers? Ah who am I kidding. If I don't use bold, big, or a gif I'll just be ignored anyways.