subtard

they're, I said it.

submitter: their

You farking stupid farking motherfarking motherfarker.

They're
Their
There

Figure it out subby/dumbass.

Eh, it was about as coherent as anything else on Fox News.

(yes, yes, it's just an affiliate)

Fox News finds the best way to report on a St. Patrick's Day parade is to give a microphone to the drunkest person their and let him yell

Aw, for pete's sake, can't we have a simple rule that headlines have to be spelled right before they get a greenlight?
Subby, you're a farking moron.

subby: Fox News finds the best way to report on a St. Patrick's Day parade is to give a microphone to the drunkest person their and let him yell

Good job subby. Way to make baby Jeebus cry.

St. Patrick's Day Parade? Very timely thier Subby?

Thier? WTF! I'm dumber than subby.

/Gotta stop typing and talking on the phone at the same time
//I wonder what I said on the phone?

shiatty spelling aside, I think it's one of the best ideas that I've seen in local news reporting in a long time.

Subby, your an idiot, it should be "drunkest person they're", try not making dumb mistake's next time.

Their is to much fail in subbys' head line. Its supposed to bee "drunkest people their".

/failer

Their what?

Drunken person their what?

Yeah, it's been said, but how'd this get greenlit with that kind of spelling error?

Rotsky?

Yoda47: Yeah, it's been said, but how'd this get greenlit with that kind of spelling error?

Mods can't spell either.

Way to misuse the Hero tag too, subtard.

Just in time for Tax Day, eh subby?


/facepalm

So, basically, the same way they select their anchors.

Wow, did any of you guys notice theirs something wrong with the submitted title?

Came here to berate Subby. I see that my work has been done for me.

Daddy?

When will people learn? You can never, ever, get even the tiniest spelling or grammar mistake past the Fark grammar nazis.

They're, their, everything's going to be alright...

tallguywithglasseson: Subby, your an idiot, it should be "drunkest person they're", try not making dumb mistake's next time.

umm...that should be "you're an idiot".... or was that intentional?

/rotsky allllll over that one if it wasn't.

Forget the headline, I want to party with that guy.

Don't dare tell subby how to make a farking headline. He's spell it anyway he wants.

Wait, what?

Theres a grammer mistake? I don't see it.

If you were gonna go the way of the drunk headline submission, you should have at least spelled a few more of the words wrong

So, subby, the drunkest person there couldn't be a woman?

I came to complain about a direct link to a video.

I wonder if Fark is shutting down soon?
It seems like they are trying to go out in a blaze of glory.

I came for the grammar bashing.

And I was not let down. Thanks, Fark.

tortilla burger: If you were gonna go the way of the drunk headline submission, you should have at least spelled a few more of the words wrong

Good point!

Wow. I've honestly never seen a submission with a homophonic error ever get greenlit. I'm shocked--SHOCKED.

/You homophophobes!

I am so drunk.

This needs an angry flower or something.

marcpen: Aw, for pete's sake, can't we have a simple rule that headlines have to be spelled right before they get a greenlight?
Subby, you're a farking moron.

Technically, every word was spelled correctly.

Ok, morons, it's not "their" or "they're"! It's "there".

So many choice quotes.

"You made us fat" bookended with "I think corporate sponsorship is good for this parade"

"About two and half hours drinking beer and eating donuts."

"You've got a crutch, are you okay?"

My Favorites

"Any dog that carries miskahey is good with me"

"St. Patrick's Day is where all the different cultures coming out celebrating how superior the Irish culture...."

Was this the guy? He looks drunk.

Did anyone notice the typo in the headline?

A local radio station put my drunk ass on the air on St. Patricks Day. The end result was them playing "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies.

Can we get link approved concerning media coverage of Christmas 2007? Thanks.

I think ganging up on subby because of something as earth-shattering as a grammar mistake embiggens us all.

Hey, I think their might be a typo in the headline.

Hahahahahah! I love it when people point out miss-spelled words and show what a complete idiot the poster is. That is ALWAYS fresh and witty. Please continue to do so because reading intelligent, on-topic conversation between educated adults is soooo boring.