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(News Of The World) Dumbass Amy Winehouse is concerned that she might lose her looks if she doesn't give up drugs, which is somewhat akin to shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted, made it half way round the world and been eaten by a hungry child   (blogs.notw.co.uk) divider line 27
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EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-13 04:13:47 PM  
Isn't her face falling off or something? I cant wait until she goes away.

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 04:13:51 PM  
I LOL'd!

+1

 
veale728 [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 04:54:57 PM  
Heh, +1

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 05:21:38 PM  
i106.photobucket.com

 
Swedgin [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 06:28:43 PM  
That ship has long since sailed (p)...

WTF is wrong with her leg?

 
clod9 2008-04-13 07:00:02 PM  
Swedgin: That ship has long since sailed (p)...


honey, that ship was never built

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 07:09:23 PM  
Great headline, Subby. +1

 
creeto 2008-04-13 07:20:23 PM  
www.lostinmulberry.com
"Me lose looks? That's unpossible!"

 
BaronVonAsshat 2008-04-13 07:57:56 PM  
Agreed. +1 for headline.

I don't think ol' Blake will dump her over this. That's like the Incredible Melting Man telling Freddy Kreuger that he's too ugly to date.

Evidence:blogs.notw.co.uk

I'm starting to regret posting... This is time I'll never get back.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 08:04:07 PM  
mmmmmmmmm. scabs

 
ufark2 [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 08:16:09 PM  
i283.photobucket.com
Leave Amy Crackhouse Alone!!
/At least until I win my Deathpool on her

 
NYZooMan 2008-04-13 08:45:14 PM  
Amy, do your hear that voice?
That's Janis.
She's calling you.
Go to her!
Quick!
Before she goes away!
GO TO HER NOW!

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 09:18:06 PM  
I found her to be oddly attractive a couple years ago, but she fixed that

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-04-13 09:53:58 PM  
I think she's trying to hang on for two and a half more years, so she can join the 27 club.

Not that she's earned it.

 
Crude 2008-04-13 10:02:02 PM  
Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening, Amy?

Smoke 'em if ya got em.

 
raubtier 2008-04-13 11:35:33 PM  
Sexy.

 
MikoSquiz 2008-04-14 10:02:43 AM  
Stop worrying about your looks and make another record, biatch.

/do want her music
//do not want her drug problems in the press all the goddamn time

 
NYRBill 2008-04-14 11:01:18 AM  
I came for pics of Bill Murray and Gilda Radner since I couldn't find any myself, oh well

 
NYRBill 2008-04-14 11:03:18 AM  
NYZooMan: Amy, do your hear that voice?
That's Janis.
She's calling you.
Go to her!
Quick!
Before she goes away!
GO TO HER NOW!


I saw Festival Express over the weekend and that's probably the best I've ever seen JJ look
/didn't know J. Garcia had such a thing for her

 
apeiron242 2008-04-14 02:04:46 PM  
But drugs are healthful, right?

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2008-04-14 02:16:14 PM  
www.americangirl.co.uk

Exhibit #1 on the "Nice looking chicks who got way too thin" thread.
/of course, the meth had a lot to do with this one

 
ekdikeo4 2008-04-14 02:51:11 PM  
dletter: that was her? I've never seen a pic of her looking anything but farking frightening.

 
Kar98 2008-04-14 06:30:58 PM  
ekdikeo4: dletter: that was her? I've never seen a pic of her looking anything but farking frightening.

OK, now that the last person on the internet has seen the pic, she may now go away.

 
Dr_Sanchez 2008-04-14 11:50:29 PM  
As for what the hell is up with her leg, I believe that is the sartorius muscle.

 
scumbucket 2008-04-15 12:26:10 AM  
Dr_Sanchez: As for what the hell is up with her leg, I believe that is the sartorius muscle.

can the sartorius become dislocated? It usually follows the femoral nerve/artery--- perhaps a severely emaciated rectus femoris?
Either way, that woman is a trainwreck.

 
ErikShocker 2008-04-15 12:30:08 AM  
Amy Winehouse makes it in the end. She discovered a time machine that involved drugs...

That explains the Goddess Bunny's popularity.

 
kregh99 2008-04-16 04:37:25 PM  
It's time to play "RACE TO THE BONEYARD!"

Our first contestant is from the UK. Her hobbies include freebasing, snorting, losing weight at breakneck speed and counting what's left of her teeth. Please welcome Amy Winehouse!

Our second contestant hails from Seattle and was married to the former champion Kurt Cobain. Her hobbies include singing badly, sharing needles and spending all day forming simple three-word sentences. Please welcome Courtney Love!

 
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