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(Daily Kos) Dumbass Remember when stories like this were only found in The Onion? Hillary chugs beer and does a shot to prove how non-elite she is   (dailykos.com) divider line 106
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Skleenar 2008-04-13 11:56:35 AM  
Yup.

This is the criteria by which any modern nation should chose its leader.

 
Psychotropic 2008-04-13 12:04:26 PM  
How many shots does it take before Hillary starts flashing her boobs?

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:08:35 PM  
I'd be willing to bet that Hillary could drink a lot of people under the table.

 
CarolynLibrarian 2008-04-13 12:22:34 PM  
oldebayer: I'd be willing to bet that Hillary could drink a lot of people under the table.

i261.photobucket.com
Approves.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 01:18:13 PM  
Psychotropic: How many shots does it take before Hillary starts flashing her boobs?

pics.livejournal.com

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 01:23:13 PM  
What else do you expect her to learn at Yale law school

 
nobozo 2008-04-13 01:38:26 PM  
img367.imageshack.us

I smell a img1.fark.net contest in the air.

/ " There I was in the bar...when suddenly, shots rang out! "

 
Skleenar 2008-04-13 01:51:31 PM  
nobozo: I smell a img1.fark.net contest in the air.

Is that Lech Walesa behind her?

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:02:41 PM  
nobozo: img367.imageshack.us

She cross eyed now?! O.o

 
T-Servo 2008-04-13 02:06:04 PM  
Hillary realized that she was far behind in the Beer Poll, losing out even to Ron Paul.

FTFA: "My campaign drives people to drink," Clinton said with a smile.

She said something that was true!!!

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:14:35 PM  
Heh, I hope MADD goes to town on her.

 
RedEyedWings 2008-04-13 02:16:12 PM  
The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?

 
Funk Brothers 2008-04-13 02:16:22 PM  
Obama has white butlers. Obama also uses man powered cars from bums.

If Hillary starts speaking drunk or high in speeches or interviews, its extra bonus points for her and an epic win in Pennsylvania.

Operation Chaos continues!

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-04-13 02:21:10 PM  
This is so much like that girl/guy in high school who just moved to town and so desperately wants to fit in and be popular that they will do anything, and everyone, even the nerds and outcasts, sees them as simply pathetic. Eventually they end up goth or town slut or something even more wretched like a Nickelback fan.

 
T-Servo 2008-04-13 02:21:31 PM  
Reminder to Hillary:

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along although they're laughing at you
and the stupid things that you do
because you think that poor is cool
-Pulp

 
child_god 2008-04-13 02:21:39 PM  
If she smokes a joint on tv she has my vote.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-13 02:22:01 PM  
If there was even the slightest chance that she would have my vote, she lost it. She just lost it.

/Obama or McCain for me.
//I fear the dark (republican) side.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:22:22 PM  
Yes, the woman who's been married to a guy who's been a big-time politician for 30+ years isn't elite, it's the guy who's been in the Senate less than one term and didn't exactly come from an enormous amount of wealth and really only became rich in the last 4 years.

 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick 2008-04-13 02:22:48 PM  
RedEyedWings: The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?

"When I was supporting the fighting men and women of our armed forces on a visit to Bosnia, I met a young girl who's parents had been killed by a drunk-driving sniper..."

 
NYZooMan 2008-04-13 02:23:53 PM  
Best.Election.EVAR!

Hey, you listen to pop-shiat music. You watch pop-shiat TV. You go to pop-shiat movies. You play pop-shiat videogames. You read pop-shiat books. (read?)

You got a pop-shiat election.

 
guilt by association 2008-04-13 02:24:12 PM  
That woman has no shame whatsoever.

I read on another Daily Kos blog that she handed out "I'm not bitter!" bumper stickers to NC voters.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:24:48 PM  
On the bright side, at least she didn't stick her pinky finger out while drinking the whiskey.

 
nuts! 2008-04-13 02:25:34 PM  
would hillary be willing to do a strikeout to get the presidency?

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:25:49 PM  
T-Servo: Reminder to Hillary:

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along although they're laughing at you
and the stupid things that you do
because you think that poor is cool
-Pulp William Shatner


Sorry, pet peeve.

 
elchip [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:26:06 PM  
guilt by association: I read on another Daily Kos blog that she handed out "I'm not bitter!" bumper stickers to NC voters.

His wording was awful (saying how they bury themselves in guns and religion and xenophobia) but how is suggesting that many people (especially in small towns where they've lost jobs) are bitter a terrible thing?

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:26:12 PM  
Hell, I'd be drinking too.

 
NYZooMan 2008-04-13 02:26:21 PM  
RedEyedWings: The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?

There are no real questions nor real answers.

Pop-shiat spin IS reality!

Welcome to the new millenium!

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-13 02:26:48 PM  
The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?



Drinking is against Barak Hussein Obama's Islamist beliefs.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-04-13 02:30:01 PM  
Her bitterness really complements the hops.

 
Goodfella 2008-04-13 02:31:48 PM  
RedEyedWings: The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?


Something like this?:

"Obama obviously exhibits bad behavior and is increasing the use of alchohol by our beloved children. He is leading them astray with his reckless drinking of alchoholic beverages in public. I bet his actions have caused 10 billion children to drive drunk and crash their cars. In fact, I bet Britney Spears' latest car crash was a direct result of Obama telling her to drive drunk."

 
guilt by association 2008-04-13 02:35:27 PM  
elchip: but how is suggesting that many people (especially in small towns where they've lost jobs) are bitter a terrible thing?

That's what I don't get. It ticks me off that Hillary is trying to claim the high ground in all of this, when it is obvious that she is sucking up to rural folks.

 
Goodfella 2008-04-13 02:36:01 PM  
RandomExcess: The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?



Drinking is against Barak Hussein Obama's Islamist beliefs.

But John McCain is the Muslim, not Barack. Get your facts straight. McCain is the one who wants to make all of our children Islamic jihadists. We need to keep our eye on him, as he's a threat to the beliefs of Christians like Obama, Clinton, and the rest of us good god fearing Americans. Just look at McCain's Muslim daughters practicing their black magic.

bigheaddc.com

 
Sir Vanderhoot 2008-04-13 02:37:13 PM  
Pfft. Obama did cocaine. Now, if Hillary gets drunk (slurring or better) that might get my attention. Actually, I'd think that that'd be a fantastic debate. Have a bank of reporters to fact-check, and every time a candidate gets called out on a lie, they have to do a shot. By the end, they'd just be slinging insults at each other or crying into the camera begging for votes.

/you can play along at home, too!

 
T-Servo 2008-04-13 02:38:46 PM  
RedEyedWings: The real question is, if Obama had done this, how would the Clinton campaign be spinning it?

"If my opponent is so concerned about the trade deficit and job losses suffered by working class people of this great nation, why would he publicly make a spectacle of drinking Crown Royal, a Canadian whiskey from a company with a known history of labor disputes? Shame on you!"

/Actually, she was drinking Crown Royal in that photo.

 
bolzy 2008-04-13 02:39:07 PM  
i30.tinypic.com(New Window)

 
Seabon 2008-04-13 02:39:20 PM  
This is such an obvious 'photo-op' that it could easily work against her....

 
Angry Hatter 2008-04-13 02:39:54 PM  
T-Servo: You'll never fail like common people

Weeell... I'm not so sure about that one.

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:39:58 PM  
This is surprising? Hell, Chelsea didn't conceive herself!

 
t3knomanser 2008-04-13 02:40:02 PM  
Sir Vanderhoot: Have a bank of reporters to fact-check, and every time a candidate gets called out on a lie, they have to do a shot.

That'd be awesome. But there also has to be a buzzword element. At the start of the debate, there's a list of target words- "healthcare", "gun control", "my esteemed opponent"- any time those words are uttered, the speaker needs to take a shot.

 
Stradavus 2008-04-13 02:40:09 PM  
peachpicker: T-Servo: Reminder to Hillary:

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along although they're laughing at you
and the stupid things that you do
because you think that poor is cool
-Pulp William Shatner
Jean-Luc Picard

Sorry, pet peeve.

Sorry, pet peeve.

 
exploding pork 2008-04-13 02:42:06 PM  
Congrats, Hil, you just lost the recovering alcoholics and straight edge vote.

/latter.
//wasn't voting for her anyhow.

 
paygun 2008-04-13 02:45:51 PM  
Bacontastesgood: This is so much like that girl/guy in high school who just moved to town and so desperately wants to fit in and be popular that they will do anything, and everyone, even the nerds and outcasts, sees them as simply pathetic. Eventually they end up goth or town slut or something even more wretched like a Nickelback fan.

winnar

 
mediablitz [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:45:52 PM  
Wait a sec. Didn't Obama already hit a sports bar, and slam some beers, before bowling a 37?!?!?

I call for a drink off!!!

 
Seabon 2008-04-13 02:46:31 PM  
Why does this country have such a problem with 'elitism?' Roosevelt was an elitist, yet arguable the biggest populist president in history. Kennedy was an elitist, yet nobody argued that he wasn't fighting for the working class.

The bottom line is that people don't like anyone they feel is smarter than them.

Everyone grumbles about our leaders, however, 'everyone' is responsible for putting them in power, over and over and over again.

This country is going to get the leader it deserves.

 
GodsTumor 2008-04-13 02:48:37 PM  
Bet Bill has to throw back a lot more shots than that before he can bring himself to having marital relations with her...

 
bolzy 2008-04-13 02:52:41 PM  
www.hillaryproject.com

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 02:53:05 PM  
peachpicker: T-Servo: Reminder to Hillary:

You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along although they're laughing at you
and the stupid things that you do
because you think that poor is cool
-Pulp William Shatner

Sorry, pet peeve.


I couldn't stop watching the Shat version for several minutes, the first time I saw it.

 
Stradavus 2008-04-13 02:56:02 PM  
Seabon: Why does this country have such a problem with 'elitism?' Roosevelt was an elitist, yet arguable the biggest populist president in history. Kennedy was an elitist, yet nobody argued that he wasn't fighting for the working class.

The bottom line is that people don't like anyone they feel is smarter than them.

Everyone grumbles about our leaders, however, 'everyone' is responsible for putting them in power, over and over and over again.

This country is going to get the leader it deserves.


THIS.

However, I don't see how Hillary Clinton ($109 mil. since 2001) and John McCain (spouse of 28 years is worth over $100 mil.) can call Obama an elitist when the guy just finished paying off his student loans a few years ago on royalties from his book sales.

 
Darth Otter 2008-04-13 02:57:45 PM  
guilt by association: [...] she handed out "I'm not bitter!" bumper stickers

www.cnn.com

You will be.
You will be.

 
t3knomanser 2008-04-13 02:58:51 PM  
bolzy: www.hillaryproject.com

So that's where all the white women at.

 
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