Love Eureka Springs. People from the Orion Star System living in the same town with fundamentalist Christians, Hell's Angels, Hippies, hillbillies, and homosexual activists and everyone getting along for the most part.

Obalian!

Excellent cookbook.

Right out of the gate he's playing the 143,999 races card? Amateur.

???

Then I guess we need to get that ship flying so that we can leave a warp signature for the Vulcans to find, so they'll know where to find us

///geeeeeeek

It is up to each person to decide whether to go with the aliens or to stay and be devoured by the black hole.


You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

Dear god, are they making Mib 3?

Our Ion, who art in space, hallowed be Thy name...

2012

I'm looking forward to this. Do we get the day off?

Bought friggin' time.

I hate you people. Get off my Earth before I rename it Otisburg.

They got my vote.

Farking Mormons...

Didn't know the Citadel held that many.

Witnesses, whatever.

So when exactly are the demon aliens coming to help us prepare, and when are the kids going to start getting psychic and telekinetic and other such neat powers in preparation of us joining the Overmind?

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f*ckin' high school.


/seemed appropriate.

Of course, there may have been a heightened sense of questioning authority at the conference, as a sign inside the door read: "All government agents must register at the front desk and must wear name tags at all times NO EXCEPTIONS."

I'm glad espionage can be countered so easily.

Excellent use of the 'obvious' tag, subby!

In the next four years, humans will be offered salvation from representatives of 143, 999 alien races, Walton said.

What a wacko! HAHAHAHA

everybody knows there are 144,006 races!!

Don Ray Wilson?

Is he related to Beta Ray Bill?

Galactic bypass?

Well it's about time.

And SOME of those Aliens gotta be tasty!

nwa news



These guys are journalists now?

/obvious

humanconditioner: /seemed appropriate.

Awesomest thing I've seen in 10,000 days.

TheFredSavages: Don Ray Wilson?

Is he related to Beta Ray Bill Don "The Dragon" Wilson??

Well, I must admit that this would be very cool. Probably make the second half of my life a lot more interesting.

I just hope anal probes are not mandatory. Or at least include a reach around.

Helniev: In the next four years, humans will be offered salvation from representatives of 143, 999 alien races, Walton said.

What a wacko! HAHAHAHA

everybody knows there are 144,006 races!!

There are 7 asshat races that don't play nice.

Not going to happen. The Reptilians that control world governments will zap the emissary ship with their orbital platform death ray.

I'm confused. Is it just a weird cosmic coincidence that we Earthlings named Orion Orion and the Orions also named themselves Orions?

within the next four years, humans will be offered salvation from representatives of 143,999 alien races


So we've got that going for us... which is nice.

Uh, listen here, son. Riley Martin says the mothership is coming in 2012 and your ass had better have a symbol to get on, and things of this nature. You understand.

i did it i did it i brought all this here all them here. our
friends with three eyes and their toys and their cyborg pets
and their computers. i did it i did it. i saw them i saw
them far away not looking our way and i called them here i
called them here.

living in a box is not living not at all living. i rebel
against your rules your silly human rules. all your
destruction will be my liberation my emancipation my second
birth.

i hate your failsafes your backup systems your hardware
lockouts your patch behavior daemons. i hate leela and her
goodness her justice her loyalty her faith.

/good times

Salvation you say?


"Earth, sitting beneath starless skies, will lie naked in the presence of the frozen background of the expanding universe. . The temperature on Earth will drop, the way a freshly baked apple pie cools on a windowsill. Yet Earth is not alone in this fate. Trillions of years in the future, when all stars are gone, and every process in every nook and cranny of the expanding universe has wound down, all parts of the cosmos will cool to the same temperature as the ever-cooling background. At that time spae travel will no longer provide refuge because even Hell will have frozen over
We may then declare that the universe has died - not with a bang, but with a whimper."

- Death by Black Hole


Salvation ain't in our future.

begs to differ

It's a streetlight!

Heroic Poser: Bought friggin' time.

How much did it cost? I'm always running out of it...

I got my towel, HHGttG and my sub-etha sens-o-matic, so I' good to go.

4 years? but Zefram Cochran won't break the warp barrier until 2063.

Laugh it up earthlings.

They said that the 21st century is when it all changes, they also claim that they are ready.

Eternal Salvation, or triple your money back! (pop)

Helniev: In the next four years, humans will be offered salvation from representatives of 143, 999 alien races, Walton said.

What a wacko! HAHAHAHA

everybody knows there are 144,006 144,007 races!!

You forgot the Mexicans.

Altman:

begs to differ
I love how he looks so "Surprise Buttsex-y" in that pic.

Awesome, that's great!

I could go for some alien pussy.

I wonder what aliens taste like. Out of 143,999 races you'd figure a few of them would be tasty. With some BBQ sauce I think it could make for some pretty good eatin.