I could use some help mowing my lawn.

"Hello, it's Alberto. I know that I haven't seen you in ages, but I've just got to tell you about this great money making opportunity I've stumbled on called Herbalife."

If Jeb wins in 2012 Gonzales will land a gig as a lobbyist.

He'll shampoo your carpet for free.

Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

Why, 5 minutes ago, would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything?

I guess there's not a big call for waterboarding in the private sector.

Well, that lettuce isn't gonna pick itself!

Useless piece of crap. Hope he goes on trial.

I'm actually surprised. I thought there'd be some business out there who'd appreciate that insane level obedience & loyalty. Maybe he should try working for a tobacco firm.

Why would anyone want to hire a person who.... uhh....
That's strange. I don't recall having any memory problems.

Who?

I follow politics heavily, but I just don't recall the name.

I know you shouldn't wish this upon anyone.... but I hope that man dies poor and alone.

ZAZ: If Jeb wins in 2012 Gonzales will land a gig as a lobbyist.

If Jeb wins in 2012 im moving to Canada

He should be happy he's not in jail

MonkeyVegetables: ZAZ: If Jeb wins in 2012 Gonzales will land a gig as a lobbyist.

If Jeb wins in 2012 im moving to Canada

Didn't the Canadian government immigration website crash a day or so after the '04 election?

I'm fairly surprised right wing welfare hasn't kicked in yet. I'd have thought there'd be a nice cushy chair waiting for him at the Heritage institute, AEI, or in the FOX news room. strange.

He could always do porno.

penthesilea,

I'm actually surprised. I thought there'd be some business out there who'd appreciate that insane level obedience & loyalty. Maybe he should try working for a tobacco firm.

This.

I was thinking along the lines of guns/booze/tobacco/big oil. (Not in any specific order there either.)

Here's hoping he always gets picked last for the roofing job at wall mart.
And here's to the rest of Bush's crew eneding up in the same state of affairs.
Bozos, crooks, and liars.

Herro, Mr Gonsarez? I represent the nation of China, and we are verry interested in your, um, innovative interpretations of torture laws. How does one mirrion dorrars sound?

/surprised I'm the first one with this joke.

I don't recall what TFA was about.

Gonzales and Brownie need to create a new startup company about, uhh ... Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot ... uhh ...

Here's the actual article that the blog quotes, from the NYTimes

Link (new window)

Farking torturer.

hmm, keeps throwing out my link, oh well, the blog at least could have attributed its quotes

NYZooMan: He could always do porno.

Say...where did you put the mind-bleach?

Mike090: I know you shouldn't wish this upon anyone.... but I hope that man dies poor and alone.

In a fire.

What could be possibly say that's worth $30,000 ?

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: What could be possibly say that's worth $30,000 ?

Well, I'm sure I could scrape together $30,000 for the truth about the stuff he claimed to have forgotten on the Senate floor.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: What could be possibly say that's worth $30,000 ?

"Be careful what you spend $30,000 on. It just might be crap."

He needs to go back to Mexico.

Damn Mexicans took his jerb!

Just work for the TSA screener and everyone at Fark.com will be able to get away with the 3 oz. liquid rules.

Or he could just work picking fruits out in California.

Superjew: Herro, Mr Gonsarez? I represent the nation of China, and we are verry interested in your, um, innovative interpretations of torture laws. How does one mirrion dorrars sound?

/surprised I'm the first one with this joke.

The people you are thinking of that have trouble pronouncing the 'l' sound are Japanese. All dialects of Chinese actually use various forms of 'l' in their language. If anything, they have more trouble with the 'r' sound.

Just wanted to make sure you get your next wasis joke right.

Well, George W. Bush has given him every job he ever had. Maybe he can work as a greeter at the Bush Presidential Library.

Too bad he's the scapegoat for all this crap that went wrong. We need to be looking at his boss, not him. His Boss is more than just Bush...

Bacontastesgood, Superjew:

Actually, Mandarian (sp?) Chinese, spoken by native speakers in the USA, does have trouble with both "L" and "R"

...at least those whom I spoke and studied with

He's been backing up Derek Jeter for at least a week now.

MBA Whore: Bacontastesgood, Superjew:

Actually, Mandarian (sp?) Chinese, spoken by native speakers in the USA, does have trouble with both "L" and "R"

...at least those whom I spoke and studied with

It dosn't matter what you think. It was that way in the movie.

Paedophile_Deluxe: He's been backing up Derek Jeter for at least a week now.

I hate you for stealing my joke.

My school paid over THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS to have this asshat come speak to us. My comments against this, of course, were censored.

I was enraged. Can't believe my university dollars were spent to give THIS asshat a meal.

TheSelphie: My school paid over THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS to have this asshat come speak to us. My comments against this, of course, were censored.

I was enraged. Can't believe my university dollars were spent to give THIS asshat a meal.

Wonder if he remembered to thank your school or cash the check.

he should be in jail. he'd get 3 squares a day and have plenty of friends.