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(PoliGazette) Interesting Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales finding that nobody wants to hire him. Where's a Karma tag when you need one?   (poligazette.com) divider line 67
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jcooli09 2008-04-13 09:16:26 AM  
I could use some help mowing my lawn.

 
2xhelix [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 09:25:16 AM  
"Hello, it's Alberto. I know that I haven't seen you in ages, but I've just got to tell you about this great money making opportunity I've stumbled on called Herbalife."

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 09:27:36 AM  
images.publicradio.org

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 09:44:37 AM  
If Jeb wins in 2012 Gonzales will land a gig as a lobbyist.

 
nobozo 2008-04-13 10:08:45 AM  
www.kirby.com

He'll shampoo your carpet for free.

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:30:12 AM  
Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:37:04 AM  
Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-04-13 10:39:44 AM  
Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

 
torch [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:42:18 AM  
Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago?

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:43:02 AM  
Why, 5 minutes ago, would anyone want to hire a person who cannot remember anything?

 
torch [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:43:27 AM  
I guess there's not a big call for waterboarding in the private sector.

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:44:00 AM  
Well, that lettuce isn't gonna pick itself!

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:58:48 AM  
Useless piece of crap. Hope he goes on trial.

 
penthesilea [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 11:34:43 AM  
I'm actually surprised. I thought there'd be some business out there who'd appreciate that insane level obedience & loyalty. Maybe he should try working for a tobacco firm.

 
BearToy [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 11:41:46 AM  
Why would anyone want to hire a person who.... uhh....
That's strange. I don't recall having any memory problems.

 
gilgigamesh 2008-04-13 12:16:37 PM  
Who?

I follow politics heavily, but I just don't recall the name.

 
Mike090 2008-04-13 12:17:33 PM  
I know you shouldn't wish this upon anyone.... but I hope that man dies poor and alone.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:22:15 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:23:09 PM  
ZAZ: If Jeb wins in 2012 Gonzales will land a gig as a lobbyist.

If Jeb wins in 2012 im moving to Canada

 
Seabon 2008-04-13 12:24:06 PM  
He should be happy he's not in jail

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:28:38 PM  
Walker
i5.photobucket.com

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-04-13 12:28:54 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: ZAZ: If Jeb wins in 2012 Gonzales will land a gig as a lobbyist.

If Jeb wins in 2012 im moving to Canada


Didn't the Canadian government immigration website crash a day or so after the '04 election?

 
depmode98 2008-04-13 12:29:00 PM  
I'm fairly surprised right wing welfare hasn't kicked in yet. I'd have thought there'd be a nice cushy chair waiting for him at the Heritage institute, AEI, or in the FOX news room. strange.

 
NYZooMan 2008-04-13 12:34:29 PM  
He could always do porno.

 
Enemabag Jones 2008-04-13 12:49:02 PM  
penthesilea,

I'm actually surprised. I thought there'd be some business out there who'd appreciate that insane level obedience & loyalty. Maybe he should try working for a tobacco firm.


This.

I was thinking along the lines of guns/booze/tobacco/big oil. (Not in any specific order there either.)

 
vudukungfu 2008-04-13 12:52:22 PM  
Here's hoping he always gets picked last for the roofing job at wall mart.
And here's to the rest of Bush's crew eneding up in the same state of affairs.
Bozos, crooks, and liars.

 
Superjew 2008-04-13 01:04:31 PM  
Herro, Mr Gonsarez? I represent the nation of China, and we are verry interested in your, um, innovative interpretations of torture laws. How does one mirrion dorrars sound?

/surprised I'm the first one with this joke.

 
Cornered Beef 2008-04-13 01:06:26 PM  
I don't recall what TFA was about.

 
dervish16108 2008-04-13 01:11:34 PM  
Gonzales and Brownie need to create a new startup company about, uhh ... Why would anyone want to hire a person who cannot ... uhh ...

 
shaggenstein 2008-04-13 01:13:04 PM  
Here's the actual article that the blog quotes, from the NYTimes

Link (new window)

 
mrexcess [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 01:15:17 PM  
Farking torturer.

 
shaggenstein 2008-04-13 01:17:47 PM  
hmm, keeps throwing out my link, oh well, the blog at least could have attributed its quotes

 
Neeek [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 01:33:52 PM  
NYZooMan: He could always do porno.

Say...where did you put the mind-bleach?

 
nugz4lunch 2008-04-13 01:36:52 PM  
Mike090: I know you shouldn't wish this upon anyone.... but I hope that man dies poor and alone.

In a fire.

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2008-04-13 01:40:27 PM  
What could be possibly say that's worth $30,000 ?

 
Neeek [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 01:46:59 PM  
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: What could be possibly say that's worth $30,000 ?

Well, I'm sure I could scrape together $30,000 for the truth about the stuff he claimed to have forgotten on the Senate floor.

 
dervish16108 2008-04-13 01:48:26 PM  
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: What could be possibly say that's worth $30,000 ?

"Be careful what you spend $30,000 on. It just might be crap."

 
RandomExcess 2008-04-13 01:58:35 PM  
He needs to go back to Mexico.

 
Falcc 2008-04-13 02:04:35 PM  
Damn Mexicans took his jerb!

 
Funk Brothers 2008-04-13 02:13:50 PM  
Just work for the TSA screener and everyone at Fark.com will be able to get away with the 3 oz. liquid rules.

Or he could just work picking fruits out in California.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-04-13 02:14:50 PM  
Superjew: Herro, Mr Gonsarez? I represent the nation of China, and we are verry interested in your, um, innovative interpretations of torture laws. How does one mirrion dorrars sound?

/surprised I'm the first one with this joke.


The people you are thinking of that have trouble pronouncing the 'l' sound are Japanese. All dialects of Chinese actually use various forms of 'l' in their language. If anything, they have more trouble with the 'r' sound.

Just wanted to make sure you get your next wasis joke right.

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2008-04-13 02:26:27 PM  
Well, George W. Bush has given him every job he ever had. Maybe he can work as a greeter at the Bush Presidential Library.

 
autotacotaco 2008-04-13 02:45:58 PM  
Too bad he's the scapegoat for all this crap that went wrong. We need to be looking at his boss, not him. His Boss is more than just Bush...

 
MBA Whore 2008-04-13 03:01:58 PM  
Bacontastesgood, Superjew:

Actually, Mandarian (sp?) Chinese, spoken by native speakers in the USA, does have trouble with both "L" and "R"

...at least those whom I spoke and studied with

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2008-04-13 03:10:44 PM  
He's been backing up Derek Jeter for at least a week now.

 
HeHeHe 2008-04-13 04:08:17 PM  
MBA Whore: Bacontastesgood, Superjew:

Actually, Mandarian (sp?) Chinese, spoken by native speakers in the USA, does have trouble with both "L" and "R"

...at least those whom I spoke and studied with


It dosn't matter what you think. It was that way in the movie.

 
attackingpencil 2008-04-13 04:39:19 PM  
Paedophile_Deluxe: He's been backing up Derek Jeter for at least a week now.

I hate you for stealing my joke.

 
TheSelphie 2008-04-13 05:07:49 PM  
My school paid over THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS to have this asshat come speak to us. My comments against this, of course, were censored.

I was enraged. Can't believe my university dollars were spent to give THIS asshat a meal.

 
dustman81 [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 05:09:04 PM  
TheSelphie: My school paid over THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS to have this asshat come speak to us. My comments against this, of course, were censored.

I was enraged. Can't believe my university dollars were spent to give THIS asshat a meal.


Wonder if he remembered to thank your school or cash the check.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 05:11:05 PM  
he should be in jail. he'd get 3 squares a day and have plenty of friends.

 
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