I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Yes, I know it isn't that Zucker, but I couldn't resist the headline.

/subby

I'm thoroughly confused. I'm trying to find something indicating *this* Jerry Zucker is the same person as the *other* Jerry Zucker, and cannot.

Ah, well that makes sense now. I wonder how many other Jerry Zuckers there are wandering around out there.

..with a name like Zucker, he has to be good.

lol's ScotchBender, that's a tough act to follow.

It's a big building with patients - but that's not important right now!

Thank GOD it isn't THAT Jerry Zucker!!!!

cockpunch

I just wanted to tell Jerry good luck. We're all counting on you.

But this is an entirely different kind of Zucker altogether!

I wonder if he finally knows what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot. Of course he doesn't, it never happens. It's a dumb question. Skip it.

I guess i was just Zuckered in by gopher321's headline.

brigid_fitch: But this is an entirely different kind of Zucker altogether!

It's an entirely different kind of Zucker.

musta not had the lasagna

It's an entirely different kind of Zucker.

I wonder if Jerry liked to hang around the gymnasium.

He's doomed.
He's dead.
Did I leave the iron on?

Won't someone think of the Zucker baby?

/Obscure? I don't think so. This is Farka!

Who?

Goodnight, money man.

Subby is either an idiot or making a bad joke. Either way, FAIL.

fta
A native of Israel who grew up in Charleston

dude. the illuminate.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to read Fark.

As a former member indentured servant of the Governor and Company of Adventurers Exploring into Hudson Bay (the official company name on its land grants) I don't care.

Any ladies want to see my zucker?

justinthebull 2008-04-13 12:09:42 PM
Subby is either an idiot or making a bad joke. Either way, FAIL.

For not bothering to read two posts down into the thread, the FAIL is yours, sir or madam.

Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Striker: What is it?
Elaine: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

I was Zucker roll'd by the headline.

Goodnight, funny man.

Big Jim Slade unavailable for comment.

I parked in the red zone just to say good thread.

"...and 'Doc' he said,'I don't know where I'll be by then but you can bet I won't smell too good'"

Subby is an asszucker.

I was worried that this might not have been a good week to quit sniffing airplane glue.

It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!

justinthebull: Subby is either an idiot or making a bad joke. Either way, FAIL.

Get your panties in a wad much?

It's easy to get the wrong Zucker. There are so many of them. It's like there's one born every minute...

His funeral shroud

wowzer97pooh: Won't someone think of the Zucker baby?

Speaking of the baby....How is the MotherZucker?

Ebenator: Any ladies want to see my zucker?

Show me you're nuts.

Wish I could say the same for George Zipp.

Oh wait, I can.

Will he be wrapped in Beaver pelts for burial?

ftfa: "A native of Israel who grew up in Charleston and Jacksonville, Fla.,"

Thats quite a mix of cultures. A redneck jew?

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

I wonder if he ever got over Macho Grande

wowzer97pooh: Won't someone think of the Zucker baby?

/Obscure? I don't think so. This is Farka!

Well, maybe German comedy films from the 80's about single Teutonic women looking for love or at least a roll in the hay are obscure.

But with a cast like Marianne Sägebrecht, Eisi Gulp, Will Spindler, Hans Stadlbauer, Werner Zeussel, Christiane Blumhoff, Dietrich Kerky, and Peter Weiß how could it be obscure?

Golly!

And the cancer's getting LAAAAAARRRRRGERRRRRR

Sorry, this story is crap. It says that he was a " self made man. " I have learned recently that no one is self made. Rich people become rich not by working their asses off and denying themselves the immediate gratification that clearly so many cannot, but by screwing everyone else who doesn't make as much as they do.

Self made....yarite. No such thing..............right?

OK wrong, but the sarcasm was fun.