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Skail [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:24:16 AM  
Meh. I actually got most of these, but it only said I got about five because I don't know exactly how to spell the brand name.

Stupid test. *mutters and kicks at the dirt*

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 10:53:25 AM  
10 out of 12. Never heard of the 2 I didn't get.

/Who eats healthy cereal, anyway?

 
Frank Anthrax 2008-04-13 11:48:57 AM  
10/12

Didn't get the two healthiest. No surprise there, since I eat a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles every morning.

 
mavrick45 2008-04-13 11:49:00 AM  
Skail: Meh. I actually got most of these, but it only said I got about five because I don't know exactly how to spell the brand name.

Stupid test. *mutters and kicks at the dirt*


THIS

/Rice KKKrispies

 
WxAxGxS 2008-04-13 11:49:06 AM  
Anyone else keep hitting ENTER out of habit and having the whole thing reset itself?

 
forestwalker 2008-04-13 11:49:47 AM  
They actually spell it "cocoa" puffs... I thought it would be "coco"

Missed that and cracklin oat bran.

 
Kozaru 2008-04-13 11:50:00 AM  
When typing answers
Correct spelling must be used
Or you'll get it wrong.

 
skinink 2008-04-13 11:50:08 AM  
Got to Question five
Then I gave up because it
Was cereal quiz

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-04-13 11:50:16 AM  
A funny idea, but poorly written web page.

 
fernandez 2008-04-13 11:51:46 AM  
WxAxGxS

Anyone else keep hitting ENTER out of habit and having the whole thing reset itself?

yup

 
Zero One 2008-04-13 11:52:28 AM  
Cereal haikus
Make me laugh Sunday morning
What, no Cap'n Crunch?

 
Hypersapien 2008-04-13 11:52:37 AM  
Did the first five questions and got all of them right, even though it says I got two wrong. I misspelled 'crispies' and didn't put the hyphen in 'alpha-bits'

Bored now.

 
troppo gonzo 2008-04-13 11:52:57 AM  
i215.photobucket.com

 
Hand Banana 2008-04-13 11:53:11 AM  
I'm not sure how many I got right, I wasn't keeping track because I assumed it would tell me my score at the end like every other web quiz in the world does. I believe I got 8 out of 12 though.

I missed one because I put alphabits intead of alpha-bits, and I missed the first one because I though of Kix when it said tan puffs (and I didn't know what the fark loquacious meant). I missed the two old people cereals too.

 
tehotherbilly 2008-04-13 11:54:26 AM  
I'm guessing C-3PO's isn't one of them.

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2008-04-13 11:54:37 AM  
too many pages
so i
stopped clicking
.


\free verse

 
Qatmandu 2008-04-13 11:55:04 AM  
WxAxGxS: Anyone else keep hitting ENTER out of habit and having the whole thing reset itself?


Yes, so fark the farking farker.

 
zobear [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 11:55:12 AM  
10/12 (All-Bran and Cracklin Oat Bran)

Can you still buy Cookie Crisp?

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-04-13 11:56:41 AM  
forestwalker: They actually spell it "cocoa" puffs... I thought it would be "coco"

Missed that and cracklin oat bran.


Same here.

I would have never gotten the Cracklin Oat Bran.

 
whitecrow 2008-04-13 11:57:17 AM  
Cereals confuse!
What do I care for these foods?
I eat just pop tarts

 
BKred 2008-04-13 11:57:20 AM  
forestwalker: They actually spell it "cocoa" puffs... I thought it would be "coco"

Missed that and cracklin oat bran.


I have two boxes
Of Cocoa Puffs in my place.
I still spelled it wrong.

 
Mangoose 2008-04-13 11:57:52 AM  
10 out of 12. Cracklin Oat Bran? All Bran? Never heard of them.

 
shidekigonomo [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 11:58:17 AM  
10 out of 12. What the hell is cracklin' oat bran?

 
shidekigonomo [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 11:59:04 AM  
Mangoose: 10 out of 12. Cracklin Oat Bran? All Bran? Never heard of them.

lol, great minds

 
ADubs86 2008-04-13 11:59:07 AM  
WxAxGxS: Anyone else keep hitting ENTER out of habit and having the whole thing reset itself?

Yep


zobear: Can you still buy Cookie Crisp?

Yes you can, but in limited stores. Almost nobody carries it.

12/12
I worked in three supermarkets before my current job. Ironically, I did Dairy and Boxed goods during second and third shift.

 
LukeA 2008-04-13 11:59:42 AM  
skinink: Got to Question five
Then I gave up because it
Was cereal quiz


Question 3 for me
Incapable of caring
Dude, it's cereal.

 
GriffinHousePuppet 2008-04-13 12:00:23 PM  
zobear: 10/12 (All-Bran and Cracklin Oat Bran)

Can you still buy Cookie Crisp?


yeah I saw it in my local supermarket the other day

 
Gregosaurus 2008-04-13 12:00:53 PM  
Curses!! 11 out of 12...

Damn you, Cracklin' Oat Bran! Damn you to hell!!!!


/Eternal glory denied
//Thought it was Cherios....

 
Hand Banana 2008-04-13 12:01:59 PM  
zobear: Can you still buy Cookie Crisp?

I think so, but it probably sucks now. They've ruined most of the good cereals by trying to make them healthier. Honeycombs went from big sweet puffs to tiny bitter husks, Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes like cardboard now, Super Golden crisp or whatever they call them these days are basically just packing foam now. All because some hippy bark eating parents don't want their snowflakes to have sugar.

Then there's all the PC nonsense, like getting rid of the cookie crook and making the dog a good guy. What's that crap all about?

 
Queuebert 2008-04-13 12:03:41 PM  
Screw this...I said Rice Crispies instead of Krispies, got it wrong.

 
Espertron 2008-04-13 12:03:45 PM  
This quiz really sucks,
Pop-ups really piss me off,
Too many pages.
.
.
.
.
.
/Ate too much cereal this morning.
//Feel like this guy --> www.sumomania.com

 
wydok 2008-04-13 12:03:56 PM  
11 for 12. I said Cracklin' Oat Bran was Cheerios

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:04:45 PM  
Pretty funny, and I'm suddenly hungry for Cookie Crisp.

/haven't eaten much breakfast cereal in years

 
irockalot 2008-04-13 12:04:45 PM  
It didn't make sense
Cookie Crisp for bad parents?
The best praise sugar.

 
tatum 2008-04-13 12:04:52 PM  
I will hyphenate
Alphabits when Post includes
hyphens in the box

/stupid damn test

 
spyderqueen 2008-04-13 12:05:34 PM  
10/12 because I forgot they're called Frosted Mini Wheat (I used Shredded) and because do they even still CARRY Cracklin' Oat Bran?



I did get All-Bran because my grandfather ate it. It looks like dead Juniper needles.

 
Frank Anthrax 2008-04-13 12:09:20 PM  
Wow, lots of people missed the Crackin' and the All Bran. Coincidence? I think not.

 
Hand Banana 2008-04-13 12:10:15 PM  
www2.kelloggs.com

 
Espertron 2008-04-13 12:13:58 PM  
www.diabetesmine.com

/GIS for 'cracklin'
//I wonder if this is a legitimate box.

 
StormnMormon [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:15:19 PM  
My roomate moved out
Yesterday, leaving no food
Slim-fast for breakfast.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-04-13 12:17:15 PM  
Hand Banana: zobear: Can you still buy Cookie Crisp?

I think so, but it probably sucks now. They've ruined most of the good cereals by trying to make them healthier. Honeycombs went from big sweet puffs to tiny bitter husks, Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes like cardboard now, Super Golden crisp or whatever they call them these days are basically just packing foam now. All because some hippy bark eating parents don't want their snowflakes to have sugar.

Then there's all the PC nonsense, like getting rid of the cookie crook and making the dog a good guy. What's that crap all about?



Now the dog is a wolf and acts like the Trix rabbit. What the hell?

 
wydok 2008-04-13 12:19:13 PM  
I spelled it "Alpha bits" and got it right. Didn't need a hyphen.

 
Dicky B 2008-04-13 12:19:57 PM  
No Horkin Fiber Chunks. I call BS on this.

/quit after it got religious about the hyphen in Alphabits.. no hyphen, not yours.

 
Archae hippy 2008-04-13 12:22:46 PM  
10/12 (I'm counting my spelling of Rice Crispies)

Almost got cocoa puffs, but changed my mind at the last minute to fruit loops, thinking the bird was toucan sam.

I have never heard of cracklin oat bran

 
Smellvin 2008-04-13 12:25:53 PM  
Cracklin' Oat-bran is the best cereal, because you can just eat it straight out of the box as a snack. They're like little oatmeal cookies.

 
Espertron 2008-04-13 12:28:28 PM  
Smellvin: Cracklin' Oat-bran is the best cereal, because you can just eat it straight out of the box as a snack. They're like little oatmeal cookies.

Admit it Smellvin, you like Cracklin' Oat-bran becuase:

The adult in you likes the healthy oat bran nuggets and...
The junkie in you likes the crack.

/:)

 
farkuufarkinfark 2008-04-13 12:28:30 PM  
i don't eat breakfast
cereal is disgusting
didn't take the quiz

 
wingnut396 2008-04-13 12:32:26 PM  
I missed All Bran because I put Super Colon Blow (new window).

 
tmbg 2008-04-13 12:33:05 PM  
Everybody in this room knows everybody who's quitting.

You all have that friend who's quitting it. You know what I mean? The guys quitting it, "I quit smoking. I quit drugs. I quit drinking. I quit meat, and I feel great.

I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. I have another bowl of oat bran. I go back in the bathroom for six more hours.

All I do is eat and shiat, I'm gonna live forever! My colon is the strongest muscle in my body right now. I could pass Elvis through my colon right now."

And all these cereals they have, Cracklin' Oat Bran, and Horkin' Fiber Chunks, you know? Cereal used to come with a free prize. Now it comes with a free roll of toilet paper in every box.

Guys get up on Sunday morning, "Forget about the New York Times, I'm gonna need the Bible. I got a big one brewing here." "Dad, there's a phone call!" "I'm on Genesis, dammit! You tell 'em to call back after the creation!"

People checking their own feces for fiber. You have too much free f'ing time on your hands.

~Dennis Leary

 
null null 2008-04-13 12:38:43 PM  
WTF? Crackin Oat Bran? Who eats that shiat?

/mushy Frosted Mini Wheats FTW!!
//nom nom nom

 
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