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(Mirror.co.uk) Strange If your wife can't provide you a child, you can always swap her for a goat   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 25
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lcmino 2008-04-13 05:53:28 AM  
FTA: Soft porn is shown at bus stations on giant screens.

Local Boza beer is said to boost the size of girls' breasts.

Villagers in one town bought zoo tigers to ward off thieves.

Bulgaria is seeming pretty farking cool right now.

 
Pythagoras 2008-04-13 06:32:16 AM  
I thought this was going to be a Scotland article.

I was disappointed.

 
richw 2008-04-13 06:32:30 AM  
Does not approve....and is very nervous

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FirstDennis 2008-04-13 06:37:55 AM  
If only.

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 06:43:15 AM  
Done and done!

 
lcmino 2008-04-13 06:53:30 AM  
eqtworld: i agree

The only kicker is I need to trade for a goat with no kids I don't want it to be all loose an.... Wait, I might be planning this out wrong give me a minute.

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-04-13 07:22:33 AM  
She's probably thinking, "Oh, some new weiner for me. I'll go along with that".

 
MisterPickles 2008-04-13 07:38:31 AM  
YOU"RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

 
thelordofcheese 2008-04-13 08:00:09 AM  
Bulgaria is either cool or scary. I can't decide, but right now I'm going with creepy.

 
brightestfell [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 08:17:33 AM  
came for the "you're doing it wrong" pic's

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-04-13 08:27:37 AM  
Villagers in one town bought zoo tigers to ward off thieves.

See any thieves?

IT'S WORKING!!

 
pc_gator 2008-04-13 08:33:16 AM  
SAT Question:

Plovdiv is to Bulgaria, what:

a. Florida is to the United States
b. The Ozarks are to the United States
c. Fark is to the Internets
d. Caterday is the the rest of the week


The correct answer is: a

 
CurlyGirly 2008-04-13 08:36:13 AM  
Makes sense to me. The guy wanted kids...he just didn't specify which species.

 
allegedman 2008-04-13 08:54:33 AM  
I might trade her for this goat....

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/muscle car fan

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2008-04-13 09:18:58 AM  
OBVIOUS tag have the day off?

 
Do_Not_Want 2008-04-13 09:54:22 AM  
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Approves and says 'Great success!'

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-04-13 10:24:05 AM  
"The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none. This deal was more profitable to the goat owner - I got a second-hand goat and he got a brand new wife."

Are they his kids?

 
Queuebert 2008-04-13 10:30:00 AM  
Baaaaaaaaaaaad joke.

 
krazydiamond 2008-04-13 11:11:46 AM  
Stoil, 54, said: "A friend told me that he had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife."

Ya, when a 54 year old man can't get his wife pregnant it's *definitely* her fault.

 
Arkanaut 2008-04-13 11:27:23 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: Villagers in one town bought zoo tigers to ward off thieves.

See any thieves?

IT'S WORKING!!

And then, when the winter comes, the tigers will all just freeze to death. Problem solved!

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2008-04-13 12:49:27 PM  
If you think a human can impregnate a goat, it's time to stop smoking crack.

 
stuffy 2008-04-13 01:21:25 PM  
need pic of wife before a say anything.

 
apeman12 2008-04-13 02:36:10 PM  
Finally something useful I could do with the biatch.

 
SharkTrager 2008-04-13 02:39:09 PM  
I tried this with my last ex. No goat farmer wanted her either.

 
Twice Banned 2008-04-13 05:03:32 PM  
i306.photobucket.comdo goats get head aches

 
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