And I'd do it AGAIN!!!!!

Dad?

?

Well, did it cure his AIDS?

You people don't understand cars.

Always test a transmission like that. In reverse. It's for stress- factors.

Also, the tires are "experimental"

DNRFA

Nor care to.

"He was under the influence of cocaine, Valium and marijuana and stated that it was a top secret experiment with his doctor for Area 51 and the government," she added. "He also stated that he was working for a cure for AIDS by taking the drugs."

It's a good thing he isn't somewhere else.

God damn it! I told those dumbasses in marketing that if they were going to do this Mario Kart Wii promo, the guy needed to have mushrooms! Mushrooms!

Everyone knows that you also need to add heroin, meth & whiskey.

Cure for Cancer
Cure for AIDS
Make a brother wanna
stay on tour for Days

/not obscure

jake_lex: Dad?

Son, could you please call your mother and have her bail me out?

Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

Not News: People on drugs do stupid things.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this isn't the worst of this guy's problems.

Polyphonic: Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

Yeah, this.

Which, I'm guessing, is why he's in an institution now. They'll give him plenty more Valium there, too.

Polyphonic: Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

The weed and pills might if he's already a crackhead. You can't really tell from the article.

(don't know HTML so can't post a pic)

Variety of drugs? -Heath Ledger- Approves

/too soon?

Wanted for Questioning

If you took a rocket to Uranus a couple of times you might be saying the same thing.

Polyphonic: Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

Yeah, he needs psychiatric help. Self medicating can be dangerous. Also, the THC in pot can set off schizophrenia, especially if it's chronic since if there's more THC concentration there's less room for CBN.

Obviously, the "fact" that he was drunk and on drugs is a disinformation campaign spread by the police dept. in question at the behest of the CIA.

The truth is that they've had the cure for AIDs for years but the Nordics haven't allowed them to disseminate it to the public. This man is a hero for coming forward and trying to make the public aware of what's really going on.

nobozo: Everyone knows that you also need to add heroin, meth & whiskey.

And rabies.

I want to believe...him.

Polyphonic: Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

No, he was probably already really weird in the first place.

starsrift: Obviously, the "fact" that he was drunk and on drugs is a disinformation campaign spread by the police dept. in question at the behest of the CIA.

The truth is that they've had the cure for AIDs for years but the Nordics haven't allowed them to disseminate it to the public. This man is a hero for coming forward and trying to make the public aware of what's really going on.

Cash injected into the blood?

If he was wearing a wedding dress at the time then I think I've read this book.

Dumbass... Everyone knows that the car-crashing experiments for the cure to AIDS are done at Area 52.

Is he a Chinaman?

He's pretty talented if he can ram other vehicles in his car

What type and how many other vehicles were in his car?

Spazzattack: Wanted for Questioning

*facepalm*

Why didn't I think of that?

I have here in my hand the cure for AIDS....

What what where?.

Finally, after years of empty Fark promises....THE SCIENCE!

HappyHarryHardOn: The suspect, a Samoan male, is now recovering in a tub at the local mental institution

come on, only one reference in this thread so far?

jeez. you people voted for Hubert Humphrey and you killed jesus!

Cocaine, Valium and marijuana is one helluva drug.

Swede: Is he a Chinaman?

Dong,...?

thelordofcheese: Polyphonic: Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

Yeah, he needs psychiatric help. Self medicating can be dangerous. Also, the THC in pot can set off schizophrenia, especially if it's chronic since if there's more THC concentration there's less room for CBN.

schizoprenia =/= wild hallucenations. The worst thing you may 'hallucinate' from smoking pot is bright colours and maybe a slight distort of time. To say that it could make you think you're curing AIDS and experimenting for Area 51 is rediculous!

Then again, if he was on coke, weed and vals, maybe he was trippin' acid or shrooms? Now, THAT would be fun :D

Polyphonic: thelordofcheese: Polyphonic: Uhh, weed, coke and vals wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) do that to you.

Yeah, he needs psychiatric help. Self medicating can be dangerous. Also, the THC in pot can set off schizophrenia, especially if it's chronic since if there's more THC concentration there's less room for CBN.

schizoprenia =/= wild hallucenations. The worst thing you may 'hallucinate' from smoking pot is bright colours and maybe a slight distort of time. To say that it could make you think you're curing AIDS and experimenting for Area 51 is rediculous!

Then again, if he was on coke, weed and vals, maybe he was trippin' acid or shrooms? Now, THAT would be fun :D

schizophrenia
plus, pot can make you paranoid and have panic attacks
the Valium would make you out of it, not recognizing what's going on (if you took enough)
I don't know about the coke, but if it's anything like ADD meds you can think up some crazy stories and want to tell them to everyone

/mmm shrooms
//wish I was young again
///not even 30 is old now, right?

The Anti-Laura: If he was wearing a wedding dress at the time then I think I've read this book.

I came in here to be the first to make an obscure Rant comment, but you beat me to it. Kudos.

/loved that book
//co-workers gave up no more than 4 chapters in

I once thought I found Area 51, but it turned out to be Area 51A.

WTFDYW: He's pretty talented if he can ram other vehicles in his car

mcorwin: What type and how many other vehicles were in his car?



"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

/Submitter

Why would you take cocaine and Valium concurrently? Seems like you wouldn't be getting your money's worth from either.