Somehow I doubt it, but I am becoming increasingly convinced that she is a Republican.

"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"

"Ah, if there's a steady paycheck political office in it, I'll believe anything you say."

IgG4: Somehow I doubt it, but I am becoming increasingly convinced that she is a Republican.

That depends. What do you want her to be?

RandomKeyStrike:
What do you want her to be?

Steadily unemployed.

kmmontandon: Steadily unemployed.

I would settle for that as well

There are conservative folk out there that are decent, smart, and successful. Most of these people have never harmed another human being in their lives. There are also many liberal types that raise families, contribute to the common good, and enjoy peaceful and productive lives. Each side has their needs and beliefs, and there is room in this great nation for all of them. Hillary supporters on the other hand, are the stupidest, most useless sacks of protoplasm in the universe and should be hunted down and set aflame.

"We don't get bogged down and looking back - we're always looking forward," she said, as heavy applause nearly drowned out her words. "Whatever obstacle we see, we get over it. Whatever challenge we have, we meet it. We're the problem-solvers, we're the innovators, we're the people who make the better future."

if you say that in the Skeksis voice (from Dark Crystal) it makes a lot more sense.

Is her gun experience related to her sniper fire experience?

RandomKeyStrike: IgG4: Somehow I doubt it, but I am becoming increasingly convinced that she is a Republican.

That depends. What do you want her to be?

Cooking Bill's dinner and washing the white stains out of his laundry and not farking up our only chance against another four years of some money-wasting, war-mongering waste of sperm and eggs in office.

First school shootings, now church shootings by the shooter, Hillary Clinton?

/Thou shall not lie.

Weaver95: if you say that in the Skeksis voice

For some reason, I initially read that as "in the Seksi voice" and I had to hold back the vomit.

So she's for guns before she was against them?

Um, no. Bullshiat. Liar. Fraud. Hag. Blaaaargh!


Anybody, simply ANYBODY but Clinton '08

R.A.Danny: Hillary supporters on the other hand, are the stupidest, most useless sacks of protoplasm in the universe and should be hunted down and set aflame.

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to supply gasoline and subscribe to your newsletter.

Mrs. Clinton, I am going to give you your soul back. Not even I can win you this election. And BTW, that is the dirtiest soul I have ever seen.

God loves guns.

Have I not said this enough?
I'll say it again.

So she's alright if I shoot first and cleanse my sins later?

what church would let Hillary through the doors? wouldn't they have to reconsecrate the alter afterwards?

Denver is going to be...

can I say...

HILLARY-ous?

Bucky Katt: what church would let Hillary through the doors? wouldn't they have to reconsecrate the alter afterwards?

If we're lucky, she'll burst into flames.

This has become insane... I am begining to think it is all true... The conspiracy theorists… the media mind control… everything. Can we really be this stupid? Can this be the United States of America? Are we still a free people? Is Clinton one of us???

"We don't get bogged down and looking back - we're always looking forward,"

Because looking back would force us to face our lies

she said, as heavy applause nearly drowned out her words. "Whatever obstacle we see, we get over it. Whatever challenge we have, we meet it.

By coming up with a new lie

We're the problem-solvers, we're the innovators, we're the people who make the better future."

Ummmmm, no

Digitalstrange: We're the problem-solvers, we're the innovators, we're the people who make the better future."

Ummmmm, no

It's the bozos in Washington, Sacramento, etc that prevent the better future from coming in the first place.

R.A.Danny: Each side has their needs and beliefs

Those aren't the two sides. The two sides are "Us"- the people of the US and "Them"- all those that seek to use us as their gateway to power. The "Left" and the "Right" can go hang themselves.

Jim Webb should fire a warning shot across her bow. Pearl necklace. Penis.

Though, it does warm my heart to know they can't touch guns for fear of losing the gains they made in 2006. Regardless of what anyone tells you, the Dems are not touching guns for quite awhile.


Oh, DIAF Hillbag you pandering wench.

she is also a liberal conservative, born in a log cabin in a very exclusive neighborhood.

She's a farking LIAR. This shows her "pro-gun" stance:


Get assault weapons & guns off the street. (Jul 2007)
Background check system could prevent Virginia Tech massacre. (Apr 2007)
FactCheck: VA Tech shooter not declared a danger to others. (Apr 2007)
Congress' failure at Littleton response inspired Senate run. (Nov 2003)
Keep guns away from people who shouldn't have them. (Sep 2000)
Limit access to weapons; look for early warning signs. (Sep 2000)
License and register all handgun sales. (Jun 2000)
Tough gun control keeps guns out of wrong hands. (Jul 1999)
Gun control protects our children. (Jul 1999)
Don't water down sensible gun control legislation. (Jul 1999)
Lock up guns; store ammo separately. (Jun 1999)
Ban kids' unsupervised access to guns. (Jun 1999)
Get weapons off the streets; zero tolerance for weapons. (Sep 1996)
Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
Voted NO on banning lawsuits against gun manufacturers for gun violence. (Mar 2004)

Ok, so somehow or other I got in a political argument in World of Warcraft (general chat is known for being a brainsuck). Got in an argument with a Hillary supporter because she/he wanted to know why I wasn't going to vote for Hillary.

So I list the blatant lies, the "I will censor video games", the fact that I just don't like the woman and that I think she's a fear monger, and what do I get? This person had no idea what I meant by the lie comment and I had to explain it ("She must have misremembered!" "Oh, yes, she misremembered a little girl's poetry for sniper fire!"), same for the video game commentary.

THEN this person said that we should vote a women in to protect abortion rights. And ignored it when I pointed out that most pro-lifers are women and the chances of Roe vs Wade being lifted are slim (I had to explain that Roe vs Wade was abortion rights!). THEN when this person found out old I am, do you know what they said?!

"Oh, when you get a little older and have a proper worldview you'll know why we need her in office."

Ok. So at 24 years old and a college graduate, I apparently don't have a proper worldview.

This person also freaked out when she found out I was pro gun. "You're an evangelical Christian, aren't you?!" Uhh, I'm a multitheistic deist, and said so. And freaked out again when I said I would sooner vote republican then vote for Hillary, and explaining that I voted on issue and person, not party, didn't help.

I had to LEAVE THE GAME to get away from this person. Even when I tried to back off ("look, just realize I have my reasons not to vote for her, ok? You can, but I won't!" didn't help at all).

I have a new definition of the word "enemy", and a severe dislike of Hillary followers. Say what you like about Obama fans, they at least listen, I think, and don't immediately make as many assumptions.

/sorry for taking a few minutes of your life
//but I had to get this off my chest

Babbs: She's a farking LIAR. This shows her "pro-gun" stance

It's this sort of attitude that's preventing us from moving forward and finding a real solution to the problem. If you'd quit pointing out facts, we could work together and come to a common understanding.

Holy crap! This is pander-tastic

Babbs: She's a farking LIAR. This shows her "pro-gun" stance:

I think we all know this.

Ringshadow: Ok, so somehow or other I got in a political argument in World of Warcraft (general chat is known for being a brainsuck). Got in an argument with a Hillary supporter because she/he wanted to know why I wasn't going to vote for Hillary.

Pro tip: Most people there are just farking with you.

Ringshadow: Ok, so somehow or other I got in a political argument in World of Warcraft (general chat is known for being a brainsuck). Got in an argument with a Hillary supporter because she/he wanted to know why I wasn't going to vote for Hillary.

So I list the blatant lies, the "I will censor video games", the fact that I just don't like the woman and that I think she's a fear monger, and what do I get? This person had no idea what I meant by the lie comment and I had to explain it ("She must have misremembered!" "Oh, yes, she misremembered a little girl's poetry for sniper fire!"), same for the video game commentary.

THEN this person said that we should vote a women in to protect abortion rights. And ignored it when I pointed out that most pro-lifers are women and the chances of Roe vs Wade being lifted are slim (I had to explain that Roe vs Wade was abortion rights!). THEN when this person found out old I am, do you know what they said?!

"Oh, when you get a little older and have a proper worldview you'll know why we need her in office."

Ok. So at 24 years old and a college graduate, I apparently don't have a proper worldview.

This person also freaked out when she found out I was pro gun. "You're an evangelical Christian, aren't you?!" Uhh, I'm a multitheistic deist, and said so. And freaked out again when I said I would sooner vote republican then vote for Hillary, and explaining that I voted on issue and person, not party, didn't help.

I had to LEAVE THE GAME to get away from this person. Even when I tried to back off ("look, just realize I have my reasons not to vote for her, ok? You can, but I won't!" didn't help at all).

I have a new definition of the word "enemy", and a severe dislike of Hillary followers. Say what you like about Obama fans, they at least listen, I think, and don't immediately make as many assumptions.

/sorry for taking a few minutes of your life
//but I had to get this off my chest

How old was she?

Yeah, she might have overplayed her hand on the guns bit. My first thought when I saw this stuff about her and guns was "HILLARY? Shes a HUGE gun regulation person (which I agree with btw)". Good lord shes pandering big time. On the other hand, it'll probably work. For some reason voters are willing to take huge amounts of hypocracy in their politicians.

dj_bigbird: Babbs: She's a farking LIAR. This shows her "pro-gun" stance

It's this sort of attitude that's preventing us from moving forward and finding a real solution to the problem. If you'd quit pointing out facts, we could work together and come to a common understanding.

Heh. My point EXACTLY. Okay, I'm gonna fess up to something here. I used to DEFEND her in threads like these. I cannot, in good conscience, do it anymore. I have seen the light! Thank you jeebus! My god, she is everything people say about her and more. She is dispicable, plain and simple.

FTFA: She described herself as a pro-gun churchgoer, recalling that her father taught her how to shoot a gun when she was a young girl and said that her faith "is the faith of my parents and my grandparents."
So she just parrots the faith of her family without examining it in a critical fashion? This supports my theory that the ability to believe myths stems from early exposure to such nonsense, and that children are being harmed by exposure to these invisible friend support groups we call churches, mosques, and temples. These tax-exempt social clubs are forming the next generation of fools incapable of free & rational thought.
Politicans pander to these groups solely because they vote, and rational America does not. [At least not in nearly the same numbers]

Babbs: She's a farking LIAR. This shows her "pro-gun" stance:

Friend, you got it all wrong. Hillary is 100% ProGun. She has no problems with gun ownership and would happy to see guns in churches.

Of course, that is as long as the ones in the possession of the firearms are government agents.

Krazikarl: Shes a HUGE gun regulation person (which I agree with btw)".

I think people should have to provide an SSN when they register for Fark. Let's be pals.

AzDownboy
Holy crap! This is pander-tastic

still not as bad as citing scripture during presidential debates without attending church more than twice a year.

/bush judges others' beliefs and inflates his own, while being qualified to do neither.

I'm surprised no one has commented yet on the blatant cheapshot, attacking Barack Obama's stance and adding that her faith is the faith of her parents and her grandparents. It is a very slick (like oily) way of saying that her family has always been Christian, so she understands faith better than someone who had a Muslim dad.

Sick.

FuriousGeorge945
Pro tip: Most people there are just farking with you.

Maybe. That'd be one hell of a troll to ride me about it for a good fifteen minutes though. I figured it was someone off of Hillaryis44. I wouldn't have even bothered but I'd actually had a decent in-game political discussion before, breaking down delegate counts and whatnot and explaining the double-count in Texas. I was hoping to get more intelligent discourse, but apparently that's too much to ask. From here on out, when I see politics being discussed, I'm leaving the chat channel.

Seabon
How old was she?

I have no idea, I should have asked. Reasonably articulate and no l33t, but acted clueless to the facts. And was condescending as HELL.

USP .45 I think people should have to provide an SSN when they register for Fark. Let's be pals.

Holy Godwin. Probably one of the most remarkable Godwinnings I've ever seen here on the internets. Nobody saw it coming and its completely ridiculous and off topic, but dammit, you were determined.

USP .45: Krazikarl: Shes a HUGE gun regulation person (which I agree with btw)".

I think people should have to provide an SSN when they register for Fark. Let's be pals.

Really, why does anyone need guns? We have an army and police force. Guns are just for rednecks with small penises. If someone mugs you it's because they grew up poor and don't know any better. We have to make society equal, then there will be less violence.

French reactor sites.

Holy hell, wrong tab.

*facepalm*

SiON42X: I'm surprised no one has commented yet on the blatant cheapshot, attacking Barack Obama's stance and adding that her faith is the faith of her parents and her grandparents. It is a very slick (like oily) way of saying that her family has always been Christian, so she understands faith better than someone who had a Muslim dad.

Sick.

The (vaguely) Muslim dad is one thing. The atheist mom and upbringing is the really scary part to many. He might, deep down, not believe in a actively intervening, America-blessing, sky-wizard at all.

Agreed, that was intentional.

Ringshadow: Ok, so somehow or other I got in a political argument in World of Warcraft (general chat is known for being a brainsuck).

I try to avoid those like the plague in WoW. Plus most other real world references. (like Chuck Noris jokes)

Though someone in the Kara raid a few nights back was saying something about running for president, and I made an "is that you, Ron Paul?" joke. Got a collective OH SNAP from the rest of the raid..

Holy hell!

Elvis Christ: Really, why does anyone need guns? We have an army and police force.

You can look up the 911 response times for your state.

You can also compare the crime rates between concealed carry permit holders and the police.

Both statistics will dismantle your argument.