Are you seriously? This is riddiculous.

You have got to be kidding. Is he prescribing himself medication? Oh yeah. He's not a real doctor ;)

Someone needs to beat him with a weighted stick.

This is just offensive beyond all measure.

That biatch's whore mother has been all over the news shows this past week telling her "poor misunderstood" daughter's story. No surprise that "dr" Phil bought her story via bail payment.
He has all the scruples and class of a dying buzzard.

So that she can appear on his show??? That's douchebaggery of the highest order.

...as if he hadn't already attained that status.

....? *blink blink*

so dr. phil paid for the release of a violent criminal in order to recruit her for an episode of his show? i knew the man was a toolbag, but this is just sick.

He is seriously turning into a giant media whore. He should DIAF.

Write to Dr Phil via his website and send him serious comments how you really feel.

http://www.drphil.com/

Even Rex Riley thinks it's lame.

He is steadily creeping up my list of "most hated American douchebags."

Secret Agent X23: So that she can appear on his show??? That's douchebaggery of the highest order.

...as if he hadn't already attained that status.

News Flash: Dr. Phil is an opportunistic chickenhawk. More at 11.

I hope his show tanks and he is forced back to Texas. Texas is a punishment worse than death.

It makes complete sense. This douchebag shells out $30k and then guarantees $3M in revenues for the episode that has this little miscreant on it. It's evil genius.

unnaturalcravings: I hope his show tanks and he is forced back to Texas. Texas is a punishment worse than death.

Oh, and THIS.

doyner: It makes complete sense. This douchebag shells out $30k and then guarantees $3M in revenues for the episode that has this little miscreant on it. It's evil genius.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Doctor Phil has attained attention whore level 10 status. First it was his meddling with Britney Spears, now this.

I hope all of those kids get at least 20 years and forced sterilization for the crap they pulled. I also hope that the mother of the ringleader receives a visit from CPS and has all of her children taken away from her.

Fark all of them. Jail is too good for them. Time to give the people over at the Soylent Green factory a fresh shipment.

Dinjiin: Doctor Phil has attained attention whore level 10 status. First it was his meddling with Britney Spears, now this.

I hope all of those kids get at least 20 years and forced sterilization for the crap they pulled. I also hope that the mother of the ringleader receives a visit from CPS and has all of her children taken away from her.

Fark all of them. Jail is too good for them. Time to give the people over at the Soylent Green factory a fresh shipment.

Personally, I think forced sterilization would be good for much of our population. How about a rule that if you appear on Fark as a PSA or Dumbass, no children for you!

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: How about a rule that if you appear on Fark as a PSA or Dumbass, no children for you!

That's a lot of power to give Fark admins. Given some of the greens lately I'd be afraid of such a system.

please don't ban me sir

Bottom feeder extraordinar. God i hate that guy. I hope the girl snaps and beats the crap out of him.

I hate that fkn douchebag, and all the fkn douchebags that watch his douchebag show.

douchebag.

Lionel Mandrake: I hate that fkn douchebag, and all the fkn douchebags that watch his douchebag show.

douchebag.

So we're all in agreement then. "Doctor" Phil is a bottom-feeding, amoral, selfish, and disingenuous douchebag.

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: I think forced sterilization would be good for much of our population

Why just stop at that exit on your road towards the master race? There is a school of thought that suggests that if you sterilized the bottom 10% all of people as rated by IQ for just five generations, it would be the same as 1,000 - 2,000 years of natural evolution.


/of course Fox News would loose most of its viewers
//ironic that the network most viewed by modern Nazis would loose the most under a real Nazi regime?

doyner: Lionel Mandrake: I hate that fkn douchebag, and all the fkn douchebags that watch his douchebag show.

douchebag.

So we're all in agreement then. "Doctor" Phil is a bottom-feeding, amoral, selfish, and disingenuous douchebag.

All in favor say Aye!

/aye

Dinjiin: Why just stop at that exit on your road towards the master race? There is a school of thought that suggests that if you sterilized the bottom 10% all of people as rated by IQ for just five generations, it would be the same as 1,000 - 2,000 years of natural evolution.

Christ, man. 'Twas merely a joke. We're always going to need our janitors, McDonald's cooks and NASCAR fans. Then who the hell would we mock on Fark all day?

And just to be a dick:

/of course Fox News would loose most of its viewers
//ironic that the network most viewed by modern Nazis would loose the most under a real Nazi regime?

:)

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: We're always going to need our janitors

That's why you only take out the bottom 10% as opposed to 25%.


And just to be a dick

I know, I lose at the Internets. ;)

Dinjiin: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: We're always going to need our janitors

That's why you only take out the bottom 10% as opposed to 25%.


And just to be a dick

I know, I lose loose at the Internets. ;)

FTFY.

/jk. I'm off to go drink my mind out, have a good night.

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: Christ, man. 'Twas merely a joke.

sar·casm (\ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\) noun - a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance, often lost upon the recipient when used on the Internet.

doyner: "Doctor" Phil is a bottom-feeding, amoral, selfish, and disingenuous douchebag.

That is an insult to bottom-feeding, amoral, selfish, and disingenuous douchebags.

Haha, this guy is such a scumbag. He's worse than Maury, at least Maury doesn't put on a huge facade to show he cares. Just a shiat eating moment of silence before "I'm sorry Bill, this DNA test confirms that you, as a white man, are not the baby's father", then a "there there, it will be ok."

Yet middle-aged wimmins lap up the shiat that Dr. Phil spews because Oprah likes him.

Some parents had complained earlier this week that they could not afford the high bond set by the judge.

Hey, f*ckwad parents, if you can't afford it then you need to sit your little spawn down and lay down the goddamn law: You do NOT beat the sh*t out of someone. You'll get no sympathy from me. You failed as parents.

BlackCat23: I hope the girl snaps and beats the crap out of him.

I hope so too. That would be awesome poetic justice.

/and possibly ironic as well..

Before this thread goes bold green light, thought I'd throw in this story that the Dr. Phil Show reprimanded the persons involved with bailing Mercedes out. Apparently they should have asked for permission instead of forgiveness. (Opens new window)

Dr. Douchebag bails out teen douchebag.

Isn't there a gag order?

Funny how only AFTER the media uproar does "Dr." Phil and his staff say this was unauthorized. I'd still bet that Phil was behind it and is only issuing this now as a CYA move on his part.

And yes, add me to the "thinks Dr Phil is a douchenozzle" category.

mryoop789: He is steadily creeping up my list of "most hated American douchebags."

He's been in my top 10 for quite awhile now.
I love Maury.

Second.

Dinjiin: /of course Fox News would loose most of its viewers

I'd start by eliminating people who can't tell lose from loose.

Dr.Phil: Doctor, or greatest RL troll of all time?

Rewarding bad behavior. Nice.

Disgusting. So not only do these little twats beat the shiat out of this girl, but now at least one of them gets to be on a TV show with all expenses paid to tell their "story".

This won't encourage other people to do exactly the same thing...Nooooo....

*facepalm*

/Dr. Phil = DIAF

I think Dr Phil needs his own teenage beat off videotaped.

/what?

Doctor Phil
Mister Phil

Much better.

Somehow, I bet this will involve dressing his penis up as a cheerleader, so that this girl can beat it.

"Dr." Phil is a media whore of the worst degree. Not only is he a media hack, but he's a proponent of the liberal 'let's talk about it' school of psychobabble nonsense. This stunt just proves it.

Does anyone have the "Look at me, I'm an attention whore!" image handy?

Wait until he finds out she can't leave the state to go film a show for him. He will have to pay to get their trailer cleaned too.

I doubt these lil farktards see much jail time but they better end up with a felony conviction on their permanent record.

slobarnuts: Haha, this guy is such a scumbag. He's worse than Maury, at least Maury doesn't put on a huge facade to show he cares. Just a shiat eating moment of silence before "I'm sorry Bill, this DNA test confirms that you, as a white man, are not the baby's father", then a "there there, it will be ok."

Yet middle-aged wimmins lap up the shiat that Dr. Phil spews because Oprah likes him.

^^^I'm with this guy.

Dr. Phil is a complete douche. I don't know how anyone can really watch his show anymore. Oprah sucks, too.

/been drinking
//drank too much to explain thoughts in any coherent manner
///blatant emotions will do the job for now

Dr. Phil: Douche Bag.