Hooray, crotchfruit!

What? No pictures of the clumsy mom? I was wondering if she was worth covering in chocolate and strawberries...

/disappointed

Awwww.

(Wonders what she'll do when she runs out of lip gloss. "Mommy, can you have another seizure?")

16 years old: "Hey Mom, remember when I saved your life? Convertible? Thanks.

/BFF Jill

Erm... lip gloss/makeup for a four year old? am i.. getting old?

/rhetorical
//get off my lawn

scaryberry: lip gloss/makeup for a four year old?

Better than the kiddy thongs they sell now...

Lipgloss on a four-year-old?

Saving life = lip gloss ?

Dayamn! Guess my parents weren't such asshats after all!

She'd better be cool with it, that lip gloss is poppin'

it's poppin'

it's poppin'

Her mom is alive. That is reward enough.

God, I'm sick of the attitude in this country that everything deserves some sort of treat/reward. We aren't dogs.

Domoarigato: 16 years old: "Hey Mom, remember when I saved your life? Convertible? Thanks.

/BFF Jill

More like:

"You're grounded, miss!"

"Gee, mom. I'm so glad you're here. You know. Alive. And not dead. Because I was smart enough, at four years old, to call 911 and save your life when you were such a tard that you couldn't even walk down stairs."

"Fine. You're not grounded. Love you sweetie, I'll see you tomorrow. Have fun shooting the porno!"

Wait, hero? Calling 911 when a family member is injured is what you're supposed to do. Not only does it not put you personally at risk, it's in your own best interest to keep your fricking parents alive, even putting aside emotional considerations.

Congratulations to the mother for teaching her daughter the proper procedures, but calling someone a hero for calling 911, regardless of their age, is bloody silly.

Didn't chris rock have a bit about minimum expectiations vs. actually doing something outstanding? I'd look it up, but I'm lazy.

//I stopped at a red light the other day while some people were crossing. Therefore, I saved their lives! I'm a hero!

how about a spanking?

/kids need em these days

AHHHHEEEEEMMMMMAAAAAANNNN, puffy999.

Jim_Callahan: Wait, hero? Calling 911 when a family member is injured is what you're supposed to do. Not only does it not put you personally at risk, it's in your own best interest to keep your fricking parents alive, even putting aside emotional considerations.

Congratulations to the mother for teaching her daughter the proper procedures, but calling someone a hero for calling 911, regardless of their age, is bloody silly.

Didn't chris rock have a bit about minimum expectiations vs. actually doing something outstanding? I'd look it up, but I'm lazy.

//I stopped at a red light the other day while some people were crossing. Therefore, I saved their lives! I'm a hero!

Maybe the hero part was being calm under pressure to do something significantly good. She didn't freak out, a heroic quality.

pleasepleaseplease.....can fark have a Get Off My Lawn Tag?

or a bacon tag?


get off my bacon


oh! I know...a facepalm tag....works better than dumbass

the voices in your head: She'd better be cool with it, that lip gloss is poppin'

it's poppin'

it's poppin'

whatchu know 'bout her?

my niece turned 4 in january. I'm so so so happy the way she's being raised. she's sweet, respectful.....she says please and thank you and brings her dishes to the sink without being asked.

she gets tons of approrpriate toys. so she's spoiled but not in a bad way. my bro and his wife are great parents and I haven't discussed it with them but I believe they have the same views we are sharing here.

she even prefers vegetables to fried foods.

lip gloss.....if I was this kids father, I'd protest it.

/dude, she's 4

Uh, if you're experiencing headaches, dizziness and fainting spells after a snowboarding crash it might be wise to get yourself checked.

Dumbass mom.

You're missing the point about the lipgloss, I think. It's not sexy lipgloss. It's tasty chocolate lipgloss, which is more of a fun accessory than an item of make-up, really.

Relax, it's probably just for playing dressup.

Good job lil' girl

I once knew it but have thankfully forgotten the name...

in NY, in the roosevelt fieldmall, there's a store....the front is all glass windows....and spoiled girls aged about (6-14) get dressed up with tons of make up, feather boas, halter tops.....its a dress up party.....for the whole mall to watch.

jailbait city. and its such an eyebleach moment because the world allows this to go on.

GET THE FARK OFF MY FARKING LAWN NOW!

The kid's not old enough to make common sense decisions and weigh pros and cons, so I'm all for positive reinforcement in this case. I just don't think it should be in the form of a material object. And especially not lip gloss. Even if it is chocolate flavored. Ugh.

/911 dispatcher

ok I wanted to know the name


its Club Libby Lu.

google it. you will be shocked at how many people are disgusted by it

The kid should have been rewarded by having her name changed from "Mikayla" to "Michaela" so that it looks like she comes from a literate family.

/I hate "creative" name spellings
//Still better than "Moon Unit" I guess

NeuroticRocker: I once knew it but have thankfully forgotten the name...

in NY, in the roosevelt fieldmall, there's a store....the front is all glass windows....and spoiled girls aged about (6-14) get dressed up with tons of make up, feather boas, halter tops.....its a dress up party.....for the whole mall to watch.

jailbait city. and its such an eyebleach moment because the world allows this to go on.

GET THE FARK OFF MY FARKING LAWN NOW!

Uh huh, uh huh. Where would, say, an interested party, find directions to this place, and a list of child protective laws in New York?

/Scavenger hunt

NeuroticRocker:


Club Libby Lu? (new window)





/Choclate lip gloss tastes like ass.
//So do real chocolate covered strawberries.

Domoarigato: 16 years old: "Hey Mom, remember when I saved your life? Convertible? Thanks.

/BFF Jill

Chocolate lip gloss AND mommy. That's a great reward AND lip gloss. This girl's not gonna feel gyped at all when she grows up.
\teen years might be different



zekeburger

I'd slap the crap out of anyone talking like that, too. But what the fark is the BFF Jill girl saying.

doglover: I'd slap the crap out of anyone talking like that, too. But what the fark is the BFF Jill girl saying.

Seriously? Have you never seen those rotting filth they call commercials?

doglover:

zekeburger

I'd slap the crap out of anyone talking like that, too. But what the fark is the BFF Jill girl saying.

The commerical in question:

IDK my BFF Jill? (new window)

Omnis_evil_twin

/Choclate lip gloss tastes like ass.

From your profile:
Advice to the Ladies:
Lick his butt.

so, choclate lip gloss should be the rave.

gotcha

Omnis_evil_twin: NeuroticRocker:


Club Libby Lu? (new window)

/Choclate lip gloss tastes like ass.
//So do real chocolate covered strawberries.

that would be it, but those are the SFW pics....real life...if if posted what i saw, id prob be arrested. the thongs and halter tops that are low-v cut.

any parent who agrees to enter this store needs to have--either their balls cut off, or a hot curling iron inserted in their vajayjay

/missing the bigger point
//mommy was having issues for 6 weeks before this happened, thanks da lord she wasn't driving when it happened

Omnis_evil_twin: NeuroticRocker:


Club Libby Lu? (new window)

/Choclate lip gloss tastes like ass.
//So do real chocolate covered strawberries.

look at the girl on the far far right...she has a WTF look thats priceless.

tasteme: Omnis_evil_twin

/Choclate lip gloss tastes like ass.

From your profile:

Advice to the Ladies:
Lick his butt.

so, choclate lip gloss should be the rave.

gotcha

Chocolate covered strawberries taste like the bad kind of ass.
/Loves chocolate.
//Loves strawberries.
///Never the twain shall meet.

Omnis_evil_twin: NeuroticRocker:


Club Libby Lu? (new window)


click on the "Play" tab, click on "what's hot!", vomit at the "Cool words" list


/surprised I don't BFF on it

Gairloch: Omnis_evil_twin: NeuroticRocker:


Club Libby Lu? (new window)


click on the "Play" tab, click on "what's hot!", vomit at the "Cool words" list


/surprised I don't see BFF on it

FTFM

NeuroticRocker: Omnis_evil_twin: NeuroticRocker:

look at the girl on the far far right...she has a WTF look thats priceless.


Sorry, I can't take my eyes off the hottie in the tube top.

NeuroticRocker: I once knew it but have thankfully forgotten the name...

in NY, in the roosevelt fieldmall, there's a store....the front is all glass windows....and spoiled girls aged about (6-14) get dressed up with tons of make up, feather boas, halter tops.....its a dress up party.....for the whole mall to watch.

jailbait city. and its such an eyebleach moment because the world allows this to go on.


GET THE FARK OFF MY FARKING LAWN NOW!

Holy crap, that mall is yuppie/soccer mom heaven. I hate shopping there, even though it does have pretty much everything. Stay away from there on the weekend. It's constantly like Black Friday in there.

What a stupid woman. She has an obvious concussion or other lasting head injury from weeks ago, chooses not to get it checked out, falls down the stairs and...knocks herself out again. Meanwhile, she's been driving and everything else since the initial accident. At this point they should just refuse to treat her: between her retarded aren't-I-cool spelling of her kid's name and proclivity to damage her brainbox, her death would significantly raise the mean intelligence in her city.

OK, I read TFA, came in here to comment on how nice of a story that was, and amazingly was not surprised to see posts about little kids in thongs. Fark has desensitized me to things that should bother me.

Not that it doesn't bother me, but I was not surprised in the least...

Having to get parents while growing up may also be a reward. *may*

Yay Little Girl!!!!

Shattersoul

"Fark has desensitized me to things that should bother me."

why? what kind of sheltered, fiction world do you live in?

/wish I could be there
//off to my own fiction world. *grabs beer*

Without even reading the article, now I know that the woman is very irresponsible and the daughter is a greedy, over-entitled extrusion therefrom.

I don't know. That lipgloss sounds pretty awesome.

/Also still having her mom around should be reward enough.

Omnis_evil_twin: NeuroticRocker:


Club Libby Lu? (new window)
more like this (and yet, the real sight is far worse):

i looked at the root directory of that URL and this was the safest one