I miss Iowa City. I'm sure they'll have no trouble finding will participants.

/GO HAWKS!!

There was supposed to be an ing at the end of will.

End of the line currently near Cedar Rapids.

How much schwag will six c-notes buy these days? I guess this is a good way to find out.

discount sushi: /GO HAWKS!!

I now have you Farkied as Hawkeye. Yes, there is no shortage of pot smokers there.

We need a Spliffy tag.

IT'S A TRAP!

Block said that, depending on the results, the study might ultimately be used to support political positions on marijuana. Those could include whether there should be harsher criminal penalties, whether it should be decriminalized, or whether it should be allowed for medicinal purposes.



Translation: When the study results don't support the government's hard line stance on cannabis, they'll bury the study conclusions and forget anything was ever done....

Follow the link!

$50/eighth of seriously kind BC bud. $600 would hook someone UP!

I wish I was closer. I'd rock that test like Dr. Johnny Fever aced the drunk test on WKRP.

This is almost worse than the "Free Boat Giveaway!" at the police station...

/that's some fine police work Lou

For the first time in my life, I am proud of my homestate. *sniff*

DIBS!

I think I'll stay in the Bay Area and conduct my own ongoing "study".

Sign me up!

If they wanna send me the bud, I'll make up some biatchin' results and a batch of oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies. They don't even have to pay me the 6 bills.

Win/win

For that money, I'd be willing to start smoking pot.

nobozo: End of the line currently near Cedar Rapids Falls.

FTFY

I was thinking of participating, but dude, you had to get there by like 10 o clock in the morning.

trap..it's..a

Unfortunately they then hike the prices in the lab's vending machines bu 1000%, so they just make the money right back.

RoguePixie

$40/quarter standard fare here in bc

Think how many cheetos $600 could buy, though

I'll put the bid up to $800!

What could possibly go wrong....

PoissonRouge: For that money, I'd be willing to start smoking pot.

I can here to say this.

dlriumtrigger: I can here to say this.

I imagine a lolcat saying this while hitting a bong and posting on fark.

RogermcAllen: dlriumtrigger: I can here to say this.

I imagine a lolcat saying this while hitting a bong and posting on fark.

You imagined that because you're high right now aren't you.

$600 huh? Now's a good time to sell bass guitars in Iowa.

RoguePixie: $50/eighth of seriously kind BC bud. $600 would hook someone UP!

I wish I was closer. I'd rock that test like Dr. Johnny Fever aced the drunk test on WKRP.

Damn, i remember that! Nice...

Headshot_King: RoguePixie

$40/quarter standard fare here in bc

Think how many cheetos $600 could buy, though

This is Iowa, though. They probably get their pot from Wisconsin.

/I had to pull up Google Maps to find an Iowa border state

Coolhaus: We need a Spliffy tag.

Yes captain!

I'm gonna ignore the 'BC bud is the greatest' idiots this time, and simply point out that $600 won't even pay for my papers.

to smoke their pot.

I find that line a little condescending....

Iowa City is one of my favorite places to visit. Great bars, hot girls. Kyle Orton loves the place too.

You know, if one lab can legally encourage people to smoke pot (in the name of science, of course), then you'd think any lab in the country would have the right to get us all blazed out of our minds (in the name of science). Instead of 'medicinal' use marijuana, maybe it would be easier to lobby for 'scientific' use maryjane.

/wants funding to study the effects of whiskey, cocaine, and hard-core porn over prolonged periods of time
//i'll just pay myself the $600
///which i will then use to fund a close-up study on 2 prostitutes
//one of whom is named 'Candi'
/i need some sleep..

Hopefully people will remember to show up.

"---we are giving this fiasco every ostensible facade of a legitimate scientific study, but in reality since the results are already known beforehand, so we intend to pocket the money, write up the conclusions, and fake the data to fit."

"Anything less would get our funding curtailed, and we aren't fools, you know."

That about get it?

nobozo: End of the line currently near Cedar Rapids.

I lol'd, then coughed. Then lol'd for no reason.

Dammit, why can't other Big 10 schools do this?

this seems way too good to be true. in a week there will be a follow-up tag letting us know that it really was a trap and a million people were arrested for something stupid like "conspiracy to smoke an illegal substance". i'll just sit back and watch for now!

you'd have to be virginally clean of thc to get accepted,

but at least some of the guys standing in line havn't figured that out yet.
they will flunk their 'admission test', by that, having admitted they're a user...

well, maybe thats part of the study...

"I was gonna do a study, but then I got high."

/afroman

And I'm sure the police will take no notice of this.

I owe a lot to Iowa pot.

Point me towards Iowa!

They've done it before

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