LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!

New standard, it's only a "misspeak" if you don't tell the truth about anything but a blow job, if you "misspeak" about a blow job then it's a lie.

See the difference.

/penis

That's some fine diplomacy right there.

Just how many feet does she have?

So far, she's swallowed a whole shoe store full of them ;)

Another case of Hillary's staff not checking facts. Remember what that caused when Bush staffers screwed the pooch with facts about WMDs in Iraq?

She'll make a fine President.

Those snipers must be keeping her up at night. I bet she lays in bed like Captain Willard in Saigon, waiting for her next mission.

Good lord, Hillary, can't you guys fact-check? Look at the Google!

How stunningly apt. Obama's currently in trouble for telling the truth, and Hillary for telling a lie.

T-Servo: Those snipers must be keeping her up at night. I bet she lays in bed like Captain Willard in Saigon, waiting for her next mission.

Good lord, Hillary, can't you guys fact-check? Look at the Google!

Washington D.C.... shiat; I'm still only in Washington D.C... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in pennsylvannia. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my husband, until I said "yes" to a senate race. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the election. I'm here a week now... waiting for an exit poll... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Obama squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.

Weaver95: Washington D.C.... shiat; I'm still only in Washington D.C

Nice. It goes well with the Doors song opening, too.

T-Servo: Weaver95: Washington D.C.... shiat; I'm still only in Washington D.C

Nice. It goes well with the Doors song opening, too.

Haha, very much so.

"Ready on Day One."

My GOD, if her campaign is any guide at all, a Hillary presidency would make the Bush II White House look like Swiss watch.

She is INEPT.

robsul82: How stunningly apt. Obama's currently in trouble for telling the truth, and Hillary for telling a lie.

Agreed. Amazing what smoke and mirrors can do.

Farked?

May be computer problems on this end.

I always wonder what somebody like, oh, I don't know, Dianne Feinstein or another longstanding female senator who actually has the chops and the cred to run for president think of Hillary's trainwreck?

/Yes, I know, Feinstein supports Hillary's campaign.
//They should switch places.

From The TimesApril 11, 2008

Clinton embarrasses Brown with praise for his Olympic 'boycott'
(Fiona Hanson/PA)
The Olympic flame at No 10: Mr Brown sowed the seeds of confusion at a press conference with President Sarkozy in London
Philip Webster, Ashling O'Connor and Leo Lewis
Gordon Brown became an unintentional standard-bearer for pro-Tibet campaigners today after being wrongly praised by Hillary Clinton for boycotting the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.

The British media have treated the confirmation by No 10 yesterday of his plans not to attend the opening ceremony as an important foreign policy move, leading to reports around the world that he had snubbed China.

An exasperated Downing Street criticised the BBC and Channel 4 News for what it said was an inaccurate representation of Mr Brown's longstanding decision to attend the closing ceremony and not the opening.

Critics have accused the Prime Minister of causing confusion by his remarks at a recent news conference with President Sarkozy of France. Mr Sarkozy mentioned the possibility of a boycott whereas Mr Brown ruled one out, saying: "Britain will be attending the Olympic Games ceremonies."


Mrs Clinton jumped to the conclusion that he was taking a stand. "I wanted to commend Prime Minister Gordon Brown for agreeing not to go to the opening ceremonies of the Olympics in Beijing," she said.

Downing Street said that Mr Brown publicly accepted an invitation from Wen Jiabao, the Chinese Prime Minister, to attend the Games when he went to China in January.

According to officials, he told Mr Wen that he would go to the closing ceremony as that would mark the handover to London for the 2012 Olympics. Tessa Jowell, the Olympics Minister, will be at the opening ceremony.

With most world leaders ruling out a full boycott of the Games, boycotting the opening ceremony has gained momentum as a way of protesting at Chinese behaviour in Tibet. The EU overwhelmingly approved a resolution, calling on its 27 governments to explore "the option of non-attendance in the event if there is no resumption of dialogue with the Dalai Lama".

Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, and Stephen Harper, the Canadian Prime Minister, will also not be present at the Bird's Nest Stadium in Beijing for China's "coming out party".

President Sarkozy and Kevin Rudd, the Australian Prime Minister, are considering staying away. The White House has left open the possibility that President George Bush might also not attend.

Mrs Clinton called on President Bush to boycott the opening ceremony, and is urging her presidential rivals Barack Obama and John McCain to do the same. Mr Obama says that a boycott should be "firmly on the table", but no decision should be made now. Mr McCain has condemned China's action in Tibet and advised Mr Bush to keep his options open.

China, however, has received support from an unlikely figure. The Dalai Lama said yesterday that he would consider going to the event on August 8 if the Chinese Government started to "see things realistically".

Tibet's spiritual leader, who used a visit to Tokyo to make an attack on China's violent suppression of free speech, said that if matters improved on that front he would "personally want to enjoy the big ceremony".

She really does make Bush look organized and competent. Imagine how much WORSE her presidency would be than his has been!

Delawheredad: She really does make Bush look organized and competent. Imagine how much WORSE her presidency would be than his has been!

I'm pretty sure that she'll yank the plug on the intertubes soon as she's in office. Youtube has pwned her far too many times to be allowed to live.

Denial_of_Death, I see your Whedonesque snark and raise you one right back (though I don't have an image).

Hillary, your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that.

Dufus: Remember what that caused when Bush staffers screwed the pooch with facts about WMDs in Iraq?

He was (re-)elected President?

Weaver95: Delawheredad: She really does make Bush look organized and competent. Imagine how much WORSE her presidency would be than his has been!

I'm pretty sure that she'll yank the plug on the intertubes soon as she's in office. The youtube has pwned her far too many times to be allowed to live.

Fix'd. :D

The Bastard: New standard, it's only a "misspeak" if you don't tell the truth about anything but a blow job, if you "misspeak" about a blow job then it's a lie.

See the difference.

/penis

I like how no one, not even the people on Fox are willing to straight out call her a liar.

Dufus: Another case of Hillary's staff not checking facts. Remember what that caused when Bush staffers screwed the pooch with facts about WMDs in Iraq?

There were WMD in Iraq. The liberal media covered it up.

Why helloooooooooooooooo Victoria Pendleton



Definitely much better than all that text to the side about some Clinton.

Dufus: There were WMD in Iraq. The liberal media covered it up.

Really? Saddam said NO. In the interviews with the CIA rep that befrended him in the last year of his life, he stated he had none, that the inspectors had removed all. He DID say that he would have rebuilt, once the sanctions were lifted, however. I'll give you credit for that...

Snark poker... I like it, RminusQ.

BlackPete: Why helloooooooooooooooo Victoria Pendleton



Definitely much better than all that text to the side about some Clinton.

I find this photo of her to be more suggestive without in any way being NSFW

Nemo's Brother:

I like how no one, not even the people on Fox are willing to straight out call her a liar.

Yeah, I'm starting to get gobs of cognitive dissonance stuck in my computer - the whole need for "perceived fairness in media" argument seems to suggest that reporters ought to attack Hillary and Barack in equal amounts . . .

. . . despite the fact that this involves IGNORING shiat that Hillary has said or done while simultaneously OVERREACTING to things that Barack says or does.

/suck

President John McCain

To be fair, the question was asked at 3 AM in a telephone call from a little girl in Northern Ireland, and she was distracted by sniper fire.

NSFW (new window)

Unless she drops out then every time she gets caught lying the images will get worse. (both in quality and what they show)


/can't help the quality part

NSFW (new window)

One more try.

Dufus: Another case of Hillary's staff not checking facts. Remember what that caused when Bush staffers screwed the pooch with facts about WMDs in Iraq?

Ahhh, the last bastion of a fraud - blame it on Bush. Look, Dems. We get the anger about Bush. We don't think he's a very bright fellow either. But Hillary is lying more than he ever did or ever will. You can't get us to forgive Hillabeast by bringing up the ghost of GWB. She's a lying, evil witch who needs to be removed from the political arena. Let her join Bill on the talk circuit, and may she make millions of dollars. But she can't stay in any government.

Hillary was responsible for the murder of Vincent Foster and the death of Ron Brown. There are others through the Bill And Hillary political life who are dead because of them as well. If you think Hillary is suitable for office, you need your head examined.

Evil is worse than stupid.

Something about lying ... oh yeah ... her lips are still moving ... why?

While I don't support her candidacy, I used to think she was very bright and probably would be an organized and pretty competent president if she got elected (particularly when compared to the moonbat now in office.

I no longer hold this view.

It would be nice if Obama could be elected.

thats it, Ive changed my mind. I actually want Hillary as president.

I want to get the enjoyment of knowing every time she makes a move I can point and laugh and watch the left leaning farkers squirm as they try to justify her crap.

As a right wing leaning guy its been real hard dealing with Bush for 8 years. Now its your turn to try and defend the indefensible.

Bring on the next Clinton era.

Clinton campaign for presidency:

Digitalstrange: thats it, Ive changed my mind. I actually want Hillary as president.

I want to get the enjoyment of knowing every time she makes a move I can point and laugh and watch the left leaning farkers squirm as they try to justify her crap.

As a right wing leaning guy its been real hard dealing with Bush for 8 years. Now its your turn to try and defend the indefensible.

Bring on the next Clinton era.

I can tell you really give a rat's ass about this country, with that intelligent and reasoned comment. Good for you.

As her mentor and best friend, he taught her well

As her mentor and best friend, he taught her well

I heard Hillary has lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. Not sure how much she charges.

The Bastard: New standard, it's only a "misspeak" if you don't tell the truth about anything but a blow job, if you "misspeak" about a blow job then it's a lie.

See the difference.

/penis

Look, Al Capone was given effectively life in prison for not paying his taxes properly. Do you think that sentencing actually came from not filing his taxes, too? Bill did a lot of borderline to illegal things, enough that he had the relatively neutral elements of the judicial branch after him, too. It's honestly amazing it didn't come back to bite him harder than it did.

Plus, everyone gave him a pass on the first four or five sex scandals, they were a bit tired of making excuses for him in the media.

Basically, get over it, fanboy.

GoRedSoxGo: Digitalstrange: thats it, Ive changed my mind. I actually want Hillary as president.

I want to get the enjoyment of knowing every time she makes a move I can point and laugh and watch the left leaning farkers squirm as they try to justify her crap.

As a right wing leaning guy its been real hard dealing with Bush for 8 years. Now its your turn to try and defend the indefensible.

Bring on the next Clinton era.

I can tell you really give a rat's ass about this country, with that intelligent and reasoned comment. Good for you.

Adjust your snark meter dumbass.

No, she didn't misspeak, she's just trying too hard to get the far left vote.

Digitalstrange:
Adjust your snark meter dumbass.

Sarcasm is an idiotic form of humor by fools for fools. It's time to move past the foolishness.

Not just directed at you, of course. I have no quarrel with you personally.

Sarcasm is an idiotic form of humor by fools for fools. It's time to move past the foolishness.

Dumbass or troll? I am having trouble making the call. It's like a dandy strolls into a dive bar, orders a shirley temple and then proclaims loudly that alcohol is for fools. Surely it's performance art, no?

I'm going with DUMBASS. Or maybe jiveass turkey.

I got YELLED at by one of my female friends (a Hillary supporter) when I suggested to her that Hillary was a liar. I tried to bring up snipergate in order to prove my point, and she nearly kicked me out of her house. There can be no reasoning with that form of crazy...

Bacontastesgood:

I'm going with DUMBASS. Or maybe jiveass turkey.

Jiveass turkey... I'll take it! I've always kinda liked jive talk.

While this website is a bastion of sarcasm and I like this site, the fact remains that snark IS a very weak form of humor. It's not meant for the internet, or maybe it's ideally suited. Someone calls you on your foolishness? Just claim you were being sarcastic and they're at fault!

It's a cowardly and foolish form of humor, and should not be defended as a legitimate discussion tactic.