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(Denver Post) Interesting Men's college paper cries foul when their issue featuring sexual positions, chainsaw etiquette and sniper rifle trivia is pulled, while the women's feminist study newsletter on male castration and feminist porn is allowed   (denverpost.com) divider line 265
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eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:35:04 PM  
It's only wrong when a white male does it.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:38:55 PM  
"It was a serious concern that this thing was posted anonymously and included in bold print the performance characteristics of a sniper rifle," president Richard Celeste said. "I had to take that as a threat."

well now at least we know who got castrated...

The authors appeared before a conduct committee in March and were found guilty of violating the campus conduct code. In lieu of punishment, they were ordered to host a public forum on the issues raised in the incident.

I'd have sent a letter Jimmy Kimmel (of Man Show fame) and asked him to attend the conference. Beer would be provided of course.

One thing the feministas on campus learned was that it was a bad, bad idea to give me a forum. I can't tell you how many of their 'open forums' I turned into chaotic free for alls with just a couple of well turned phrases (and Ayn Rand quotes of course).

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:41:36 PM  
www.gearsandwidgets.com

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:42:48 PM  
I'm coming to find that College is a very sexist and racist place.
They just aren't the racism and sexism we're used to.

 
elysive 2008-04-12 12:43:57 PM  
Weaver95: One thing the feministas on campus learned was that it was a bad, bad idea to give me a forum. I can't tell you how many of their 'open forums' I turned into chaotic free for alls with just a couple of well turned phrases (and Ayn Rand quotes of course).

I hope Ayn Rand is sucking feminist dick in hell.

j/k! I would only be mildly entertained, but I would be rather shocked to discover that there is a hell.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:46:03 PM  
dillenger69: I'm coming to find that College is a very sexist and racist place.
They just aren't the racism and sexism we're used to.


I found that politically correct people are hella fun to torture.

 
filth [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:48:48 PM  
an article on sniper rifles is per se threatening? where are the dead milkmen when youn need them?

 
alexanderplatz 2008-04-12 12:49:37 PM  
They should just put out another issue of The Monthly Bag satirizing the recent brouhaha, and make it as biting as possible with particular attention paid to those members of the administrations that gave them shiat over the first one.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:59:05 PM  
filth: an article on sniper rifles is per se threatening? where are the dead milkmen when youn need them?

Everything is 'threatening' to a school adminstrator. They live short, terror filled lives frantically struggling to survive one year to the next. They hold the line! DON'T YOU SEE IT! THEY HOLD THE LINE!

 
ambassador_ahab [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:04:34 PM  
I don't get why a description of a sniper rifle on its own is threatening. If there were things in the paper that suggested somebody use a sniper rife to kill somebody else, that's different.

I mean, is taking a class on the mechanics and proper use of firearms "threatening."?

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:05:46 PM  
Interesting that most feminists feel so threatened by men... so how do they feel when the look in the mirror?

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:08:09 PM  
This reaction is not uncommon as women are prone to hysteria and are particularly susceptible to the vapors.

 
40yoVirgin [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:09:33 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...feminist porn :p

 
elysive 2008-04-12 01:10:00 PM  
Weaver95: filth: an article on sniper rifles is per se threatening? where are the dead milkmen when youn need them?

Everything is 'threatening' to a school adminstrator. They live short, terror filled lives frantically struggling to survive one year to the next. They hold the line! DON'T YOU SEE IT! THEY HOLD THE LINE!


It is true that they don't want to be the next college campus featured on the news for promoting school shootings, nor do this guy want someone to pop up on campus with a chainsaw or sniper rifle. Silly, but whatever. The second castration becomes a public liability in his mind (zoops, sounds like we're reading about nationally!) or somebody on a spree with a machete castrating men, admin probably doesn't care.

Hopefully in this day and age censorship decisions are made on issues of liability, not on farking prudes.

dillenger69: I'm coming to find that College is a very sexist and racist place. They just aren't the racism and sexism we're used to.

O rly?

/stop oppressing meeeeeeee!

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:11:38 PM  
dillenger69: I'm coming to find that College is a very sexist and racist place.
They just aren't the racism and sexism we're used to.


I wonder what a remake of NL's Animal House would look like??? Now there's an original idea, Hollywood...

 
elysive 2008-04-12 01:12:31 PM  
40yoVirgin: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...feminist porn :p

LOL, like you could do anything with that! All of the male feminists I've known were either male lesbians or...um, misguided white knights.

 
slobarnuts 2008-04-12 01:16:26 PM  
In lieu of punishment, they were ordered to host a public forum on the issues raised in the incident.

Goddam pussies, farking new age punishments are what is wrong with America. Discussion is bullshiat.

I remember when I was in college, the gay & lesbian folks pushed the administration for a "gay area" where gay people could go to do whatever. Anyway, they got it, it just happened to be a game room; which was gutted.

At some point some chap decided that having a room that said "gays only" on the door violated his right to equal access. He wasn't too happy about losing his game room (this wasn't me, I swear)

He won, the admin shut the room down. The people that pushed for the rooms creation decided to stage a protest against the janitor sent in to tear down the posters and dreamcatchers and shiat. At some point, the administration decided "fark this, enough is enough" and called the police.

The final tally was something like 4 charges for trespassing, 4 charges for resisting arrest, and 2 charges for assaulting a police officer. Oh, and being kicked out of school.


Now that's punishment.

 
GrooveMonkeyZero 2008-04-12 01:18:17 PM  
gopher321: I wonder what a remake of NL's Animal House would look like??? Now there's an original idea, Hollywood...

Jeremy Piven approved of this idea 15 years ago.

 
verbal_jizm [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:25:54 PM  
GrooveMonkeyZero: Jeremy Piven approved of this idea 15 years ago.

COFFEE! I need COFFEE!

 
elysive 2008-04-12 01:26:57 PM  
clancifer: so how do they feel when the look in the mirror?

Aroused?

j/k That's just me. And some of us don't feel threatened by men as much as a desire to put a man in his place periodically, but I don't think that has anything to do with my political views.

 
elysive 2008-04-12 01:27:36 PM  
verbal_jizm: GrooveMonkeyZero: Jeremy Piven approved of this idea 15 years ago.

COFFEE! I need COFFEE!


This penis partypublication's got to go!

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:37:28 PM  
When are people going to learn that it's not men or women or any particular race that does bad things but people. People also do some good things.

/Like provide essential proteins for tigers.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:09:34 PM  
Mike Edmonds,vice president for student life

What the hell kind of a title is that? And what exactly does a vice president in charge of student life do for a living? Besides oppress people?

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:12:00 PM  
They conveniently include the dean of student life's phone number on their web site. They also have a student escort service! So it can't be all bad.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:19:32 PM  
Hopefully the articles on "chainsaw etiquette" and "male castration" weren't RELATED? :D

 
Creeping Malaise 2008-04-12 02:24:46 PM  
This college President used to be the governor of Ohio. If he runs the college like he ran the state, good luck.

/BWC fiasco
//Damar fiasco with judges

 
Creeping Malaise 2008-04-12 02:27:12 PM  
That would be Dagmar.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:31:58 PM  
So where does the feminist sniper chainsaw porn for men fit in?

 
eff ewe 2008-04-12 02:32:04 PM  
WTF is "feminist porn?"

 
Shanghai_Flyer 2008-04-12 02:36:17 PM  
Mike Edmonds,vice president for student life


Now there is a title

 
sexy-fetus 2008-04-12 02:36:25 PM  
eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

Pretty boring I'm betting.
Either that or the guy gets the cumshot.

 
jonnypeh [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:36:30 PM  
eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

Im guessing with a lot of foreplay?

 
Yakk 2008-04-12 02:36:46 PM  
eff ewe
WTF is "feminist porn?"

A old rich husband on his deathbed.

 
One F Jef 2008-04-12 02:36:55 PM  
eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

probably men eating from doggie bowls while women rub their hairy armpits together and flap their saggy tits around like wrecking balls.

 
Five o' Clock Somewhere [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:39:50 PM  
www.u.arizona.edu

/time to start complaining about random things!

 
mrapier [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 02:40:00 PM  
pussies.


/the whole lot of 'em

 
CrowdSceneExtra 2008-04-12 02:40:47 PM  
FTFA: "There's a difference between material that is 'offensive' ... versus material that demonizes or threatens or belittles groups of people," Roberts said.

Um, which is which in this situation?

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-04-12 02:41:18 PM  
Zero tolerance critical thinking

 
worlddan 2008-04-12 02:42:03 PM  
Weaver95: "It was a serious concern that this thing was posted anonymously and included in bold print the performance characteristics of a sniper rifle," president Richard Celeste said. "I had to take that as a threat."

well now at least we know who got castrated...



There are things I dislike about Fark but it's comments like these that keep me here.

This was my reaction, verbatim.

Carry on!

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-04-12 02:42:19 PM  
I'm a female but im not a feminist so im really getting a kick...

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-04-12 02:43:09 PM  
eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

Two women with close-cropped haircuts sitting around in tank-tops and shorts, talking about their "feelings" and how much they hate men.

 
12349876 2008-04-12 02:43:14 PM  
eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

Dominatrix pr0n.

 
4NSpy 2008-04-12 02:45:07 PM  
I like the cut of this author's jib, and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

oh wait.

 
paygun 2008-04-12 02:45:28 PM  
ambassador_ahab: I mean, is taking a class on the mechanics and proper use of firearms "threatening."?

A lot of people are scared of firearms because they can't imagine having one and not killing people with it.

 
buckler 2008-04-12 02:45:53 PM  
"It was a serious concern that this thing was posted anonymously and included in bold print the performance characteristics of a sniper rifle," president Richard Celeste said. "I had to take that as a threat."

And why is that? I'm not particularly pro-gun, but I fail to see how publishing the performance specifications of a particular machine are any more threatening than, say, publishing the performance specifications of a mail-sorting unit. Richard Celeste is an idiot who deserves to be fired, IMHO.

 
Oliver Twisted 2008-04-12 02:45:59 PM  
One F Jef Quote 2008-04-12 02:36:55 PM
eff ewe:
WTF is "feminist porn?"

probably men eating from doggie bowls while women rub their hairy armpits together and flap their saggy tits around like wrecking balls.


You mean Tuesday night?

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-04-12 02:46:24 PM  
img.skitch.com

 
paygun 2008-04-12 02:46:37 PM  
One F Jef: eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

probably men eating from doggie bowls while women rub their hairy armpits together and flap their saggy tits around like wrecking balls.


lols

 
Dellirium 2008-04-12 02:46:41 PM  
12349876: eff ewe: WTF is "feminist porn?"

Dominatrix pr0n.


Walruses in sweatshirts.

Whales with mullets.

 
NeilNYC 2008-04-12 02:46:49 PM  
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

 
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