"Jesus was a Jew"

The Pope preaches to Choir boys?

The Dalai Lama does the funky Monk?

"The message was of a "threatening but nonspecific nature," the school said in a statement."

at least they were warned.

Writing on the wall, Bible, yakety yakety yak

/yakety sax

How far is Northern Illinois University from this school?

I'd say some action should be taken for security, though this may be overdone.

If this guy appeared on campus, he'd be taken out by a police sniper:

The graffiti ran thusly: The Juwes are the men That Will not be Blamed for nothing.

be prepared to get out that trig final on 4/14

Ed Willy: How far is Northern Illinois University from this school?

I'd say some action should be taken for security, though this may be overdone.

About 70-80 miles

Do you know who else died on April 14th?

"Officials closed down campuses in Chicago and suburban Orland Park and canceled all classes for the school's 5,700 students. Buildings where community events are planned will remain open, Dwyer said."

Cause if some psycho is going to shoot the place up, he won't do it where PEOPLE are gathered...

/brilliant!

Posers, small concise sentences (Example A) are much better than longer, easily mis-construed sentences (Example B)

Example A I will kill the following people at 3pm:

Example B The rage is building; there will be retribution. The times of trial are at hand, prepare.


See??? This is college, if you're going to do something, do it right.

Don Ho. The graffiti actually says "prepare to get leied".

CENTURION:
What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN:
It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION:
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN:
Aah!
CENTURION:
Come on!
BRIAN:
'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION:
Goes like...?
BRIAN:
'Annus'?
CENTURION:
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN:
Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION:
'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN:
'Go'. Let--
CENTURION:
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN:
Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION:
So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN:
Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION:
But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN:
The... imperative!
CENTURION:
Which is...?
BRIAN:
Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION:
How many Romans?
BRIAN:
Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION:
'Ite'.
BRIAN:
Ah. Eh.
CENTURION:
'Domus'?
BRIAN:
Eh.
CENTURION:
Nominative?
BRIAN:
Oh.
CENTURION:
'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN:
Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION:
Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN:
The locative, sir!
CENTURION:
Which is...?!
BRIAN:
'Domum'.
CENTURION:
'Domum'.
BRIAN:
Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION:
'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN:
Yes, sir.
CENTURION:
Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN:
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION:
Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
BRIAN:
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh. Mmm!
Finished!
ROMAN SOLDIER STIG:
Right. Now don't do it again.

If they took no action and something did happen, they'd be facing their own 11 million dollar lawsuit. It's more of a financial decision than anything.

RICK MORANIS HAS ENORMOUS HORSE BALLS

That's what is says on one of the bathrooms at my uni.

SmithHiller Do you know who else died on April 14th?

Hah! I forgot about that.

Back around the time of the Kent State shootings, bomb threats became so common at our high school that the school administration just said, Fark it or nobody's gonna get any work done. I think they finally dedicated a new phone number in the telephone book for the high school: "For Bomb Threats" and said "Oooooooooooo" and then laughed at students who called, and told them to get their asses back in school. (This was before there was Caller ID, so people made their random threats by phone.)

My mother-in-law works at this school, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Seriously.

The school is only a mile from my house, and there's been a lot of trouble about there lately. The lone cafeteria serving the dorms was shut down for a while because of mice infestation. Houses near the campus have been hit by graffiti. And the graffiti that was found resembles graffiti that was written on the NIU campus soon before the shootings there.

However, Mayor Daley, whose sister went to St. X, is on campus today for a ceremony honoring brother Bill. At least with the campus cleared, he doesn't have to fight for parking.

Meh. Last year, day after VT shootings, we had a bomb threat note found in a bathroom. Shut down campus for the day, FBI, bomb sniffing dogs, the works. Friends and I left campus quick to go to breakfast and had to walk back on when no one was looking (lockdown made it really fun to order pizza). The next day, someone called in another anonymous threat, but school wasn't shut down, so we got another threat 12 hours later. In the end, was probably just some senior trying to get out of turning in their final thesis paper.

Then, September of this year, we get another bomb threat. Message goes out to all students (on recently implemented Text program): Bomb threat. Buildings being searched. Business as usual.

And just for old times sake, we get another bomb threat yesterday. Same message as before.

They shut down access to the new, massively resented parking garage and the on-campus apartments to search for an hour, then declared it a prank. Our police have this thing down-pat.

/unimpressed with Xavier
//does wish class had been canceled friday. breakfast is always good.

I went to high school down the street from St. Xavier. Our big rival was right next door to it.

And my parents live in Orland Park. Fun!

The area of land where St. Xavier is located is also conjoined with two catholic high schools -- Mother McAuley (I believe the largest all female school in America) and Brother Rice. God forbid anything happened, there'd be a lot of cordination needed to keep everyone in line.

As for this threat, as someone earlier suggested its only to cover their own ass. If a deranged person is committed enough to come through with their plan, all they'll do is delay their plans until school resumes. Nothing has changed.

Great. Now every dousche will be able to close down a college with a 4 dollar can of spray paint.

It's OfficialTHE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!....

Lord Summerisle: The graffiti ran thusly: The Juwes are the men That Will not be Blamed for nothing.



/I got nuthin' but I LOL'd after reading your post Lord Summerisle
//But I just watched this made for tv movie last summer after finding the almost 20 year old vhs tape in a box
///Michael Caine was great in that movie...highly reccommend it

The elementary school where my wife works once sent everyone home at 9 in the morning because they found that some kid had written "bom" on the bathroom wall. In crayon.