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(Some Guy) Cool Luke Skywalker endorses Barack Obama   (thepresidentialcandidates.us) divider line 62
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strangeguitar 2008-04-11 11:58:34 PM  
In all fairness, he was raised on a planet that was ruled by Hutts. He'll take any alternative.

 
burndtdan 2008-04-12 12:07:30 AM  
i guess he finally came to the dark side, if you know what i'm saying

 
strangeguitar 2008-04-12 12:11:57 AM  
burndtdan: i guess he finally came to the dark side, if you know what i'm saying

Well....half dark side actually.

 
burndtdan 2008-04-12 12:19:50 AM  
strangeguitar: Well....half dark side actually.

either way, watch out, because you know what they say...

once you go dark
you start shooting sparks

 
Kilted_Dude [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:24:11 AM  
Empire. Hillary. Evil...

Someone do something with that concept... I'm too tired.

Blargh

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:28:42 AM  
That's no moon. It's Hillary's ass.

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 12:34:00 AM  
I don't believe it!



Kucinich: "That is why you fail."

 
Snowflake Tubbybottom 2008-04-12 12:41:28 AM  
www.artandeth.com

Cock Knocker concurs.

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 03:01:29 AM  
It's actually his droid, G0R3, who endorsed Obama. Luke figured, why not.

/Moisture vaporators won't fix themselves.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 03:18:29 AM  
strangeguitar: Well....half dark side actually.

Balance between the Light and Dark sides of the force?

 
What Would Emilio Estevez Do 2008-04-12 06:13:36 AM  
Dreams From I Am Your Father?

 
Empanda 2008-04-12 06:17:22 AM  
Who is R2D2 going to endorse? After all he was the only one who really knew what was going on.

 
saintstryfe 2008-04-12 06:23:42 AM  
strangeguitar: In all fairness, he was raised on a planet that was ruled by Hutts. He'll take any alternative.

I know how that feels.

/oh jabbah uh nuklear.
//turrist um ah-ha-ha.

 
DrowningLessons 2008-04-12 06:44:04 AM  
- I must vote Obama
- He must vote Obama
- You fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick!
-*throw*

 
LonMead 2008-04-12 06:58:30 AM  
So, Barack Obama is a George Lucas Star Wars character?

/explains a lot actually

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-04-12 07:08:08 AM  
That's not how yeh Zwing!

 
cryptozoophiliac 2008-04-12 07:24:07 AM  
Unavailable for comment:

www.philosophyblog.com.au

 
larry00 2008-04-12 07:44:29 AM  
Go to Drudge click the Peggy Noonan article about the Pope , insert Obama everywhere the Pope is used and Wallah , it works.
Film of walking on water at 11:00.

 
dervish16108 2008-04-12 07:46:50 AM  
I've been telling everyone that I'm waiting for Mark Hamill's celebrity endorsement before committing to a candidate. Now I'm set! ;)

 
Angry Hatter 2008-04-12 07:51:23 AM  
Anyone know who any of these fellows will be voting for?

Hayden Christensen (III)
David Prowse (IV, V, VI)
James Earl Jones (III, IV, V, VI) (voice)
Sebastian Shaw (VI) (Vader unmasked as Anakin Skywalker)

 
dervish16108 2008-04-12 07:59:11 AM  
Angry Hatter: Sebastian Shaw (VI) (Vader unmasked as Anakin Skywalker)

He died several years ago.

 
DeRosso 2008-04-12 08:02:01 AM  
SPOILER ALERT!!!

Obama is his brother....

 
dervish16108 2008-04-12 08:03:58 AM  
Natalie Portman endorses Hillary, and Samuel L Jackson endorses Obama. Anyone know about other celebrity Star Wars endorsements?

 
Xhaiden 2008-04-12 08:04:51 AM  
Kilted_Dude
Empire. Hillary. Evil...

Someone do something with that concept... I'm too tired.


Quick and dirty:

img174.imageshack.us

 
T-Servo 2008-04-12 08:16:44 AM  
morning_foil: Anakin was just as much of a whiny little biatch as Hillary is.

Anakin also supported the war and giving imperial powers to the executive.

/Jar-Jar = Mark Penn

 
Rovian 2008-04-12 08:48:20 AM  
10 things you should know about John Mccrazy.


1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.

2. According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."

3. His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.

4. McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."

5. The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.

6. He's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.

7. Many of McCain's fellow Republican senators say he's too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: "The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He's erratic. He's hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."

8. McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.

9. McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."

10. He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0-yes, zero-from the League of Conservation Voters last year.

 
Franco 2008-04-12 08:53:09 AM  
Do starwars nerds vote in a block?

 
21-7-b 2008-04-12 09:07:58 AM  
Franco

Do starwars nerds vote in a block?

it could bring new meaning to "getting the base out"

 
PlasticMoby 2008-04-12 09:09:45 AM  
Franco: Do starwars nerds vote in a block?

they line up around it and camp out so they can be the first to vote when the polls open.

 
Ragin' Asian 2008-04-12 09:13:45 AM  
dervish16108: Angry Hatter: Sebastian Shaw (VI) (Vader unmasked as Anakin Skywalker)

He died several years ago.


Since when does that prevent anyone from voting for a Democrat?

/I keed!!
//08ama

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 09:31:03 AM  
keep in mind he also did the voice of The Joker in the DCAU.

Not sure what that says, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.

 
jonesy4000 2008-04-12 09:32:04 AM  
dervish16108: Angry Hatter: Sebastian Shaw (VI) (Vader unmasked as Anakin Skywalker)

He died several years ago.


Then who is his glowing blue ghost voting for?

 
Crude 2008-04-12 09:43:04 AM  
Well, good for him.

 
ischbert 2008-04-12 10:45:23 AM  
I like turtles.

 
madden101 2008-04-12 11:02:57 AM  
FTFA: One wonders if this means Darth Vader will endorse John McCain?

Personally, I was thinking Clinton.

 
dervish16108 2008-04-12 11:03:37 AM  
jonesy4000: dervish16108: Angry Hatter: Sebastian Shaw (VI) (Vader unmasked as Anakin Skywalker)

He died several years ago.

Then who is his glowing blue ghost voting for?


Sebastian Shaw's glowing blue ghost has been replaced by Hayden Christiansen's glowing blue ghost, so it's moot.

 
jonesy4000 2008-04-12 11:38:15 AM  
dervish16108: jonesy4000: dervish16108: Angry Hatter: Sebastian Shaw (VI) (Vader unmasked as Anakin Skywalker)

He died several years ago.

Then who is his glowing blue ghost voting for?

Sebastian Shaw's glowing blue ghost has been replaced by Hayden Christiansen's glowing blue ghost, so it's moot.


Not on my VHS.

 
Hagbardr [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 11:43:00 AM  
img87.imageshack.us

 
RageAgainstTheMachine 2008-04-12 11:53:47 AM  
Go Luke Skywalker/Best Joker voice ever!

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God's Hubris 2008-04-12 11:59:41 AM  
That's okay. Han Solo endorses Hillary and he's much cooler than the pelulant son of a serial murderer.

 
islay 2008-04-12 12:01:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
niteshift 2008-04-12 12:16:35 PM  
I'm real happy for mark. I just watched the star wars trilogy again for the 10000 time and mark looked so strung out in return of the jedi....I was worried. Glad he has a good life and family.

 
inspeyere 2008-04-12 01:12:07 PM  
I came here for this pic:
blogs.sun.com

Guess I'll just have to hotlink post it.

/ooh, feels so dirty

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-04-12 01:16:06 PM  
Snowflake Tubbybottom: Cock Knocker concurs.

As does the Joker...

superherouniverse.com

 
Murkanen 2008-04-12 01:35:04 PM  
strangeguitar:

Well....half dark side actually.

Obama is duct (duck?) tape?

 
Gobobo 2008-04-12 01:46:47 PM  
niteshift: I'm real happy for mark. I just watched the star wars trilogy again for the 10000 time and mark looked so strung out in return of the jedi....I was worried. Glad he has a good life and family.

Great kid don't get cocky!

God's Hubris: That's okay. Han Solo endorses Hillary and he's much cooler than the pelulant son of a serial murderer.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 
Ringshadow 2008-04-12 01:56:57 PM  
Rock on. I love Mark Hamill.

Though I agree. "Joker endorses Barack Obama" would have been a more entertaining headline.

 
Saturn5 2008-04-12 01:59:27 PM  
Rovian: 10 things you should know about John Mccrazy.


1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.

2. According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."

3. His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.

4. McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."

5. The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.

6. He's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.

7. Many of McCain's fellow Republican senators say he's too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: "The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He's erratic. He's hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."

8. McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.

9. McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."

10. He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0-yes, zero-from the League of Conservation Voters last year.


I'll just take your word on that without checking any sources, since you didn't provide any.

Really.

 
chipspastic 2008-04-12 02:04:25 PM  
madden101: FTFA: One wonders if this means Darth Vader will endorse John McCain?

Personally, I was thinking Clinton.


Nah, I'm pretty sure Cheney'll eventually endorse McCain

 
Alleyoop 2008-04-12 02:21:07 PM  
img85.imageshack.us

 
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