Does that make him a top or a bottom?

More like everydrunkman.....

This might be the least competent campaign ever run. It's just so obvious they thought no one would run against Queen Hillary, so they had no idea what to do in the primary.

With his tie on.

Siiiiiiigh.

After an Elton John concert. How fitting.

jake_lex: This might be the least competent campaign ever run. It's just so obvious they thought no one would run against Queen Hillary, so they had no idea what to do in the primary.

I tend to agree, but this guy from the Philadelphia Inquirer who was just on NPR argued that the fact that Clinton has remained a viable candidate despite Obama's greater fund raising and greater popular support shows that she's a good campaigner.

Of course, there are a number of things wrong with that statement, most prominently the presumption that she's still a viable candidate (because, well, she's not). But if one were inclined to view the race that way...

Well, I don't know what my point was. If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass hopping, right? The dude from the Inquirer was clearly just crazy.

FarkedOver: After an Elton John concert. How fitting.


What are you trying to say?

KrispyKringle:
Well, I don't know what my point was. If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass hopping, right? The dude from the Inquirer was clearly just crazy.
I think you have a point here. She's pretty damned tenacious, in a "I'm-not-crazy-you're-the-one-that's-crazy" sort of way.

/I just wanted a pepsi

pootsie: FarkedOver: After an Elton John concert. How fitting.


What are you trying to say?

I think you said it best with that picture, but I will do my best to explain myself....Men who ride Mechanical Bulls are more likely to.....have sex with other men. Yeah thats the ticket!

Pauly Math: I think you have a point here. She's pretty damned tenacious, in a "I'm-not-crazy-you're-the-one-that's-crazy" sort of way.

Yeah, I think there is a bit of reality defiance going on here, which is itself pretty disturbing (especially coming off of nearly eight years of "it's true because we say it is").

There's something reasonably fantastic about a campaign which is considered, at least by some, to be viable solely because it continues to assert that it is viable!

There seems to be such a cynical view in American politics, that if something isn't true, it will become so if you repeat it often enough. That really disgusts me.

I have never seen a man ride a mechanical bull. I assumed those things were only installed for drunken bachelorette parties.

When will politicians learn? We know you're not one of us, but if you try to pull that off and fail, it's so much worse.

The sole reason for the existance of mechanical bulls is for men to hope to get a glimpse of drunk girl flopping boobie.

KrispyKringle
There's something reasonably fantastic about a campaign which is considered, at least by some, to be viable solely because it continues to assert that it is viable!

There seems to be such a cynical view in American politics, that if something isn't true, it will become so if you repeat it often enough. That really disgusts me.

To believe that a lie will be alchemically transmogrified into truth if you repeat it often enough is a core tenet of the corrupt and repudiated philosophy known as Neoconservatism (Sometimes calling themselves Neoliberal as well), a movement of which Shrillary is a member.

Knowing this explains douchebags like Kristol who have an accuracy rate that could only be mathematically described as Approaching Zero in defiance of the idea that he might get something right once out of random chance.

Kristol is always wrong because he honestly believes that if he bullshiats enough he can make the bullshiat true.
This is the same thing with habitual Uberlosers like McAuliffe and co. (Remember the crew who managed to lose all of the previous elections and then keep calling themselves experts. These are the guys who told Kerry to sit there like a wimp instead of fighting back. Not that I liked Kerry, but nobody is going to expect you to stick up for them if you won't stick up for yourself)

submitter: In an effort to look like an every woman, Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe rides a mechanical bull, succeeds in looking like a politico on a mechanical bull rather than a cowboy tucks her penis between her legs.

Now that's more interesting.

FarkedOver: I think you said it best with that picture, but I will do my best to explain myself....Men who ride Mechanical Bulls are more likely to.....have sex with other men. Yeah thats the ticket!

I've never ridden a mechanical bull.

There was a guy nicknamed Bull, but he wasn't mechanical.

what_now: I have never seen a man ride a mechanical bull. I assumed those things were only installed for drunken bachelorette parties.


I made the mistake of riding one last summer at Saddle Ranch (outside of Universal Studios).

/Caused a tear in my shorts.

FarkedOver: Men who ride Mechanical Bulls are more likely to.....have sex with other men. Yeah thats the ticket!

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other? (pops)

Men who ride mechanical bulls clearly have made a lifestyle choice...not that there is anything wrong with that.

what_now: With his tie on.

Siiiiiiigh.

I've been to bars that had a large pair of scissors hanging behind the bar, and a collection of ties on the wall.
I guess it's against the dress code.

Didn't we learn our lesson 4 years ago in "Democrats try to look like the everyman?"

InferiousX: Didn't we learn our lesson 4 years ago in "Democrats try to look like the everyman?"

Farking Kerry. I winced every time he said "George Bush took his eye off the ball" in his stump speeches. Talk about taking your eye off the ball...

Clearly John Kerry is not suited to be President since he can't catch a football. I mean, those who can appear photogenic with a ball tend to make more sound decisions, like invading Iraq.

InferiousX: Didn't we learn our lesson 4 years ago in "Democrats try to look like the everyman?"

Boy, it looks like Kerry is afraid he'll get hurt catching a football in those pictures. That's why I trust Republican men more.

They are never afraid to have balls hitting them in the face.

/they just bend over the pages?
//try the veal

moops: Clearly John Kerry is not suited to be President since he can't catch a football. I mean, those who can appear photogenic with a ball tend to make more sound decisions, like invading Iraq.



No, you're not qualified to be president unless you are named after a previous president. Having the same last name as a previous president automatically means you are qualified to be the Chief Executive of the USA.


/sarcasm
//name recognition is the stupidest way to choose a leader
///I'm looking at you too, Hill-dog

Never gets old.



Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper

His hand makes it look like he's got a giant woody. Ewwwww.

moops: Clearly John Kerry is not suited to be President since he can't catch a football. I mean, those who can appear photogenic with a ball tend to make more sound decisions, like invading Iraq.

I think the point is that he tried to appeal to the retards that do find this important and he failed. If you're unathletic you shouldn't try to get votes with your athleticism.

Not a silly as Dukakis in the tank, or Bush landing on the carrier.

Rapmaster2000: I think the point is that he tried to appeal to the retards that do find this important and he failed. If you're unathletic you shouldn't try to get votes with your athleticism.

The sad thing is that he is pretty athletic, but when the press is following you 24/7 you can't afford to silly muffing a catch; that's the one pic that they'll be able to sell.

Not that I care if a politician can play sports...

But why does Senator Kerry close his eyes when he catches a football?

RockyMtnMan: Not that I care if a politician can play sports...

But why does Senator Kerry close his eyes when he catches a football?

Because if he gets a bloody nose, he can put in for another Purple Heart?

InferiousX: Didn't we learn our lesson 4 years ago in "Democrats try to look like the everyman?"

Well, it has a marginally higher chance of working than the ill-fated "Democrats try to look like badasses in tanks" schtick. Ask Mikey Dukakis.

KrispyKringle: Yeah, I think there is a bit of reality defiance going on here, which is itself pretty disturbing (especially coming off of nearly eight years of "it's true because we say it is").

I would think most of America is pretty tired of this credo....I'd rather have McCain/Rice than Hillary any day.

/ Voting for Obama

boot20: I would think most of America is pretty tired of this credo

I would have to agree.

Thanks for reminding me to kick $75.00 towards Obama for not playing this bullshiat game.

If you show up wearing a tie to ride a mechanical bull in Texas, they'll cut it off.

The tie, and your pecker.

Didn't NASA try to assassinate him once? I thought they succeeded?

/failed history

I hate Terry McAuliffe.