Not. News.

Certainly not a news flash.

-1 subtard.

That guy is nuckin futs

This should have been done the first time he showed up at a recording studio.

if there was a problem, yo he'll solve it.

"Rapper" Vanilla Ice arrested



FTFY

Hmm, where have I seen that haircut before?
  

Bail bail baby.... excessive bail bail baby...

Seems like he has been under some pressure recently

poonesfarm:

Is that his love interest or his mom?

and for the 807th time, Dallas sucks.

Word to his mother.

FTA: Vanilla Ice charged with battery on wife

I'm shocked

he told you he was hardcore.

It's not the first time he has been arrested in South Florida. In 2004, he was booked into the Broward County Jail on a domestic battery charge, records show.

for setting back the cause of white people 10,000 years. Also making Eminem look really really good.

more importantly, wtf is a wallaroo, and what is he doing with a goat?

Ekillr: Not. News.

Certainly not a news flash.

-1 subtard.

WTF? You can change the tag after submission?

-1 for me, for not knowing that.

FTFA
his wife called deputies to say her husband was hitting and kicking her.

She said her husband had not hit or kicked her, but had pushed her.
Shouldn't she be in jail for that

he already had a criminal record

He's gotta get arrested if he's gonna represent like 2pac and Biggy and 50cent.

Thug for life!

Wait... he's white? He'll be on some reality show in a month!

I saw him in concert once.

/shutup
/it was free

+1 for cool tag

What is this all about? He was just trying to get his wife to collaborate and listen. He was just back with a band new addition.

bulldg4life: Seems like he has been under some pressure recently

Nah, he added a beat. Entirely new situation.

What's the first part of that headline again? ...Rapper?

hmmm.

I don't think that's really necessary, do you?

Spud Boy: I saw him in concert once.

/shutup
/it was free

Thats really not a good enough excuse. But then again my brother paid for New Kids on the Block tickets once. I have never let him live that down.

FTA: Vanilla Ice charged with battery on wife



And Robert Conrad was charged with having a battery on his shoulder

HEY YO!!

Didn't Shug Night's guys hang him over a balcony? I understand now.

bulldg4life

If that's a Queen/David Bowie reference, my hat's off to you, sir!

look, in his defense, he was havin' a roni.

The wife's bruises are on ice, ice, baby

/window seat, please.

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"

Barncles!

you pwn this thread.

Still one of my favorite In Living Color skits (new window)

©

Please Vanilla, don't hurt her!

Wasn't that the guy who played that white rapper on In Living Color?

Vanilla Ice is 40?
Dear God, when did I get so old?

FTFA: "He said his wife is bipolar..."

way to work that projection, Robbie.

"Rapper?"



I don't think that word means what you think it means.

I had a few friend who used to race jet-skis and wave runners. Vanilla Ice used to race in the same league. They always described him as a real down to earth person who was very friendly. However, those facts never made them change their opinion of his music, which was less favorable.

Ekillr: Not. News.

Certainly not a news flash.

-1 subtard.

This.

Yeah, she's a crazy biatch, but she etc... etc...

Todd Bridges approves.

/Approves

FTA:

He said his wife is bipolar and takes medication but still has irrational and argumentative episodes and had thrown a picture frame from a rear balcony to the ground, where it shattered near him and their 8- and 10-year-old children.

Imagine my shock. She gets violent yet calls the police on him.

If I ever happen to be the arresting officer for Vanilla Ice, I promise you all that I will say to him, "Police on tha scene, ya know what I mean?"