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(Daily Mail) Dumbass Amy Winehouse now makes Calista Flockhart look fat   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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kidsizedcoffin 2008-04-11 01:00:15 AM  
***SHARP KNEES ALERT***

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 01:38:14 AM  
I hope everyone's having a good time watching her die.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 02:02:45 AM  
Holy crap. She looks like a concentration camp victim, with horrible eye makeup.

 
The Shatner Incident 2008-04-11 02:59:16 AM  
Lionel Mandrake

I hope everyone's having a good time watching her die.

Agreed. It is a sad thing that she is so farked up on all that dope. It is her own goddamned fault though...I award her no sympathy whatsoever.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 03:24:04 AM  
She also makes all women look like virginal flowers.

 
Superjew 2008-04-11 03:24:20 AM  
Who?

/timely reference there, grandpa Subby

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 03:24:40 AM  
That includes Madonna, BTW. And all coked-up prostitutes everywhere.

 
Bob Down 2008-04-11 03:26:55 AM  
Drunks. It's a helluva ... something

 
Bob Down 2008-04-11 03:28:06 AM  
Drugs. It's a helluva ... something

/Now without typo

 
Monkey's Knuckle 2008-04-11 03:45:19 AM  
I'd add that these flappers are so slight, why a gusty breeze might just blow them to Persia!

 
Ihaveanevilparrot 2008-04-11 04:11:53 AM  
kidsizedcoffin: ***SHARP KNEESTHIGHS ALERT***

ftfy

 
lomans 2008-04-11 04:32:50 AM  
I could have lived without the extreme close up of her leg. I mean, she looks like she's dying of aids or something. She should be institutionalized for her own good.

 
wee [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 04:36:34 AM  
Why the long face, Amy?

/she needs to eat her oats...

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-04-11 05:12:36 AM  
The Shatner Incident: Lionel Mandrake

I hope everyone's having a good time watching her die.

Agreed. It is a sad thing that she is so farked up on all that dope. It is her own goddamned fault though...I award her no sympathy whatsoever.


She suffers from mental illness. Saying it's her fault is like blaming the chronic pain victims that become addicted to painkillers.

 
Sweet Chin Music 2008-04-11 05:27:26 AM  
robbloom.com

If she dies, she dies.

 
LinkMcIce 2008-04-11 06:08:16 AM  
Personally, the most disgusting thing about her is that nasty rat's nest she calls a hair style.

 
darch 2008-04-11 06:47:08 AM  
AHHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-04-11 07:04:40 AM  
darch: AHHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Are you by chance the nanny we hired?

 
binnster 2008-04-11 07:20:10 AM  
Sharp thighs.

 
21-7-b 2008-04-11 07:32:32 AM  
interesting how she seems to flaunt it, isn't it? free publicity of the quslity that money can't buy ftw

 
Bring-out-your-dead 2008-04-11 07:37:33 AM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

This is the shiat that confuses me.
WTF is going on here?

 
binnster 2008-04-11 07:54:51 AM  
Bring-out-your-dead:

WTF is going on here?


A bad face day.

 
binnster 2008-04-11 07:55:44 AM  
Nestea Plunge: Disgusting, untalented, whorebag.

Anti-semite!

/tatsuma

 
Master of the Flying Guillotine 2008-04-11 08:34:13 AM  
24 years old and she already looks like a withered up 40-year-old meth addict.

She needs to end her career, get the hell out of the public eye, and clean herself up. Seriously, who's life could not go on if she stopped putting out her middle-of-the-road retro-pop banalities for the good of her health?

 
people_are_chumps 2008-04-11 08:49:51 AM  
I came here for the sharp knees picture. I am sadly disappointed.

 
Dissociater 2008-04-11 09:01:31 AM  
Bring-out-your-dead: This is the shiat that confuses me.
WTF is going on here?


Amy Winhouse, Drugie, Covered in scabs.

 
CyranoJones 2008-04-11 09:26:26 AM  
So she'll need to hit bottom before she gets better. Some folks die before then, it's too bad she won't leave a legacy like Ray Charles or Johnny Cash.

 
Rawhead Rex 2008-04-11 09:38:38 AM  
Hurry up and die already...

I seriously DON'T get why people call this manly sounding biatch talented.

She's not.

"Rehab" suck rocks...most annoying song I've heard in 10 years.

Again...

Amy, hurry up and die, ok.
Thanks.

 
Crude 2008-04-11 10:25:34 AM  
It isn't a good thing when I'm sexier than a woman.


These are the End Times!!

 
for good or for awesome 2008-04-11 10:53:02 AM  
Lionel Mandrake: I hope everyone's having a good time watching her die.

I am. Thanks.

/Amy! Finish the new album before you punch your ticket darling!

 
Kar98 2008-04-11 11:08:08 AM  
Just keel over and die already, biatch. You already do look like a rotting corpse.

 
binnster 2008-04-11 11:11:58 AM  
Nestea Plunge:

I bet her vagina has been vomited into.

I bet her vagina has been vomited out of.

 
Zilch 2008-04-11 11:18:33 AM  
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........nuff said.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 11:22:39 AM  
She looks the same as she's looked for some time now--like crap.

I don't know if I have any sympathy for her or not. Maybe. she's only 24, after all. Many of us were still partying hardy at 24; we were just lucky enough not to have addiction problems.

/and by "we" I don't mean "me" because I did have problems.

 
SplashOfPee 2008-04-11 11:22:44 AM  
I would hit it.............................with a baseball bat because it looks like a zombie

 
Ankillatron 2008-04-11 11:35:39 AM  
In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 11:39:57 AM  
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble concentrating with the picture of J.K. Rowling's agent grabbing her boob.


img255.imageshack.us

 
Reverend Otis 2008-04-11 11:46:05 AM  
And my friend actually thinks she's still sexy.

Yikes.

 
chitownmike 2008-04-11 11:55:18 AM  
Subby fails for even comparing the two
content8.flixster.com

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2008-04-11 12:12:05 PM  
Welp, this was it. This was the article about her that finally made me go out and buy 10 copies of her album. I have each one playing in a different room in my house and now I am living a life where I am consistently having my mind blown 24/7.

 
Sid Vicious' Corpse 2008-04-11 12:12:40 PM  
Rawhead Rex: Hurry up and die already...

I seriously DON'T get why people call this manly sounding biatch talented.

She's not.

"Rehab" suck rocks...most annoying song I've heard in 10 years.

Again...

Amy, hurry up and die, ok.

We need a good harvest.


 
Al_Ed 2008-04-11 12:39:42 PM  
Oh, Sweet Jesus...I looked. Why? Why do I do this?!

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2008-04-11 12:48:15 PM  
I don't even want to THINK about what her personal area looks like.

 
mloree 2008-04-11 01:03:17 PM  
Ankillatron: In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.



I Lol'd

/looks like we have a class 1 outbreak on our hands.

 
mrsirjojo 2008-04-11 01:05:36 PM  
Suicidal Writer: She suffers from mental illness. Saying it's her fault is like blaming the chronic pain victims that become addicted to painkillers.

Ah, no free will in your universe. Got it.

Psychosis ≠ neurosis, mr. equivocation

 
Rose Red 2008-04-11 01:39:42 PM  
NotWithoutAsswelts: I don't even want to THINK about what her personal area looks like.

Thank you for expressing that with taste....

 
NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET 2008-04-11 01:44:09 PM  
NotWithoutAsswelts: I don't even want to THINK about what her personal area looks like.

Or smells like.

/Yikes!

 
Gamer Grrrl [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 01:47:37 PM  
I have no idea who Amy Winehouse is. I only know of her from Fark headlines.

 
Sarcasm Incarnate 2008-04-11 01:57:52 PM  
I care exactly the same amount that Amy Winehouse would care if I was killing myself with drugs.



/Who is Amy Winehouse?

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2008-04-11 01:59:30 PM  
Holy shiat! THAT is only 24?!?!?

/about to be 25

 
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