cat thread!!

I can haz Jhom?

Its good that the caturday dam has overflow threads. Nothing worse than a thread about disease and famine full of lolcats.

/It's good to see that john mccain endorses johm.

Also, don't dare to tell me how to do a farking lolcat challenge, I'll use anything I like, McCaim.

Dr.Zom: I can haz Jhom?

NO but you can haz a Johm

He is gonna be an awesome president!

Paid for by Johm McGain 2008
/Pet peeve

Honestly, who cares? It's a small typo from a video McCain probably had no direct involvement in making - other than financing. Of course, the Fark grammar Nazis will probably be out in force...

OHM JOHM JOHM

eqtworld: lolpresidents thread?

Yes we can has!

DulceEtDecorumEst: ... at least Bush can hold the line on Iraq and al-quaeda al-qoiuaedae ...

/sorry, pet sleeve

DulceEtDecorumEst: I wish it was November already, McCain needs to be president. Enough of these silly games and campaigning already. This country has got to have a republican in office with courage, at least Bush can hold the line on Iraq and al-quaeda till mccain steps up. if anything we need a bigger army, and we need to stop having these stupid waste of time silliness.

I wonder what your actual login is when you're not trolling.

Skleenar,

W....T....F?

I can haz eyebleach now plz?

DulceEtDecorumEst:

4/10 at best. Too off topic to really draw good flame. Better would have been working in something about grammar liberofascists and Newspeak.

...because he typed that copy himself, right?

Holy shiat.

Someone made a typo.

farking forward this to CNN, everyone.

Nentuaby: DulceEtDecorumEst:

4/10 at best. Too off topic to really draw good flame. Better would have been working in something about grammar liberofascists and Newspeak.

I give it a 2/10 becuase they're in the Marine thread talking about how evil the Marines are for churning out rapists and babykillers but in this thread they want more soldiers.

lol

Thatguy

subtle. i like. voltaic?

OMG IT SAYS JOHM IMSTEAD OF JOHN LOLOLOLOL

huszar!: OMG IT SAYS JOHM IMSTEAD OF JOHN LOLOLOLOL

The dyslexic community frowns upon your shenanigans.

DulceEtDecorumEst: I wish it was November already, McCain needs to be president. Enough of these silly games and campaigning already. This country has got to have a republican in office with courage, at least Bush can hold the line on Iraq and al-quaeda till mccain steps up. if anything we need a bigger army, and we need to stop having these stupid waste of time silliness.

Good God almighty, that was boring.

/Doubly depressing because of your totally excellent Wilfred Owen handle.

As much as I despise McCain, I have a feeling the Neo-Cons, regardless of how bad their spelling is, will trump the Democrats in November. Thankfully, I'm Canadian and don't have to deal with this, although Harper is the Canadian equivalent of Bush, in that they have the same ideological basis for domestic and foreign policies.

/slumps back into the lazy boy
//continues to wallow in self despair

DulceEtDecorumEst:
You should check out the marine thread, I'm doing quite well.

You do seem to draw them in easily. :)

Spelling error? What spelling error? That the second 'c' in McCain isn't lower case? Even a yellow dog Democrat like myself thinks that's a pretty stupid criticism.

I R radioacteev cat. I has 18 half-lives.

DulceEtDecorumEst

You look like a good candidate for the marines, being already a jarhead. ;~)

Look it doesn't matter if you can spell as President.

We're gonna take out them TURRORISTS. Amurrica Haters.

mrexcess

what is that from?

i LOL'd

and that pic of the fat chick with the lol face makes me sick to my stomach


we need to ban that cliche

whidbey: Look it doesn't matter if you can spell as President.

We're gonna take out them TURRORISTS. Amurrica Haters.

I think your figgurs are innaccurit.

/He speaks better than most Texans people that have lived in Texas, gotta give him that
//I mean...clearer--I mean less...aw, you know I joking, Texas.
/Don't kill me

i maked u a campain muvee
buts i eated it

NeuroticRocker: mrexcess

what is that from?

i LOL'd

It was loading slow for me, so I used "view image" (blow it up in it's own window) and had to facepalm.

/Looked like anime from the loaded bit
//Still funny

Remove all Republicans: DrForrester

Make an animated version of that, and I'll post it everyday until the election is over.

LOL, an animated version was the first thing I thought of too... I'm not so good at that so it would probably have about 2 frames.

That's really funny, especially since McCain has always bragged so openly about his typesetting and video editing skills, and how he always meticulously crafts his own campaign commercials.

Not a lolcat, but I've been doing a bunch of these, recently.

It is now CATURDAY!

The typo's pretty funny but really no big deal. But did any of you guys watch the ad? It redefines the term "incoherent rambling".

10 things you should know about John McCain (but probably don't):

1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.1

2. According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."2
3. His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.3

4. McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."4

5. The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.5

6. He's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.6

7. Many of McCain's fellow Republican senators say he's too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: "The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He's erratic. He's hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."7

8. McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.8

9. McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."9

10. He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0-yes, zero-from the League of Conservation Voters last year.

Sources:
1. "The Complicated History of John McCain and MLK Day," ABC News, April 3, 2008
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/04/the-complicated.html

"McCain Facts," ColorOfChange.org, April 4, 2008
http://colorofchange.org/mccain_facts/

2. "McCain More Hawkish Than Bush on Russia, China, Iraq," Bloomberg News, March 12, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aF28rSCtk0ZM&refer=us

"Buchanan: John McCain 'Will Make Cheney Look Like Gandhi,'" ThinkProgress, February 6, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/06/buchanan-gandhi-mccain/

3. "McCain Sides With Bush On Torture Again, Supports Veto Of Anti-Waterboarding Bill," ThinkProgress, February 20, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/20/mccain-torture-veto/

4. "McCain says Roe v. Wade should be overturned," MSNBC, February 18, 2007
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17222147/

5. "2007 Children's Defense Fund Action Council® Nonpartisan Congressional Scorecard," February 2008
http://www.childrensdefense.org/site/PageServer?pagename=act_learn_scorecard200 7

"McCain: Bush right to veto kids health insurance expansion," CNN, October 3, 2007
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/03/mccain.interview/

6. "Beer Executive Could Be Next First Lady," Associated Press, April 3, 2008
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h-S1sWHm0tchtdMP5LcLywg5ZtMgD8VQ86M80

"McCain Says Bank Bailout Should End `Systemic Risk,'" Bloomberg News, March 25, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHMiDVYaXZFM&refer=home

7. "Will McCain's Temper Be a Liability?," Associated Press, February 16, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=4301022

"Famed McCain temper is tamed," Boston Globe, January 27, 2008
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/01/27/famed_mccain_temper_is_tam ed/

8. "Black Claims McCain's Campaign Is Above Lobbyist Influence: 'I Don't Know What The Criticism Is,'" ThinkProgress, April 2, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/02/mccain-black-lobbyist/

"McCain's Lobbyist Friends Rally 'Round Their Man," ABC News, January 29, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4210251

9. "McCain's Spiritual Guide: Destroy Islam," Mother Jones Magazine, March 12, 2008
http://www.motherjones.com/washington_dispatch/2008/03/john-mccain-rod-parsley-s piritual-guide.html

"Will McCain Specifically 'Repudiate' Hagee's Anti-Gay Comments?," ThinkProgress, March 12, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/12/mccain-hagee-anti-gay/

"McCain 'Very Honored' By Support Of Pastor Preaching 'End-Time Confrontation With Iran,'" ThinkProgress, February 28, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/28/hagee-mccain-endorsement/
10. "John McCain Gets a Zero Rating for His Environmental Record," Sierra Club, February 28, 2008
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/environment/77913/

andrewagill: Not a lolcat, but I've been doing a bunch of these, recently.

i know other people who wanted their 15 mins

andrewagill I hope she wins just to freak your sh*t. Hard.

I could live with her being your overlord.

Also, what is up with the constant video glitches in that ad? Are there like single frames of porn spliced in or something?

mrexcess Not a conventional win, but the thread is definitely over. I hope that doesn't get banninated... ha! damn.

AlwaysRightBoy
i know other people who wanted their 15 mins

*points both thumbs at self*

wouldn't it be cool if the worst thing we had to say about Bush after 8 years is that he had a typo in one of his addz?

Hollie Maea: The typo's pretty funny but really no big deal. But did any of you guys watch the ad? It redefines the term "incoherent rambling".

Yeah. It sounds like they got one of my cow-orkers good `n' lickered up, transcribed the rambling and then had that transcript to a really good orator.

I like the part where he says something like ``We argue about X. We argue about Y. We argue about Z. These are good questions.'

/Marty Feldman: Um, Uh, could I have that question again, please?

AlwaysRightBoy:

Beware: Man Eating Cat!


Who knew Bush like Japanese delicacies?




/Does this have anything to do with all these Japanese hot-dog-eating champions?