Wut?

I don't even like Dr Pepper, but I'd drink to that.

another 14 years, by which time the unique flavor that once made us enjoy the beverage will have become dated, trite, and the subject of public ridicle... kinda like Axl now that I think about it.

BOOOOOOO

That only happens when it gets released. So unless the record label turns it around before January 1st, you are out of luck.

Hey! Half a year old news with a newsflash tag attached! Great!

I bet that it's "good enough" and they are taking advantage that the Olympics are being held in China.

I know that doesn't sound like much.. but it might draw interest to the album/sales.

That website sucked.

It's the SportsbyBrooks of music.

If it ever surfaces everybody knows it will be the biggest pile of lightly toasted elephant bollocks ever.

I bet you I know when you get your timeout

neapoi: BOOOOOOO

were you saying Boo, or Boo-urns?

I'm regrowing my mullet now. I'm going to be on top of this shiat!

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! GNR!!

I'm sure it will be epically mediocre.

zvoidx: I bet that it's "good enough" and they are taking advantage that the Olympics are being held in China.

I know that doesn't sound like much.. but it might draw interest to the album/sales.

With a title like Chinese Democracy and the Chinese Olympics to open in August, I would say this is the perfect opportunity to release the album right before the Olympics to bank off of that publicity. If that's the plan right now, then it's pretty farking genius move since album sales for most artists have been pretty pathetic compared to what they once were.

I'll believe it when I see it on a shelf at a record store/on itunes.

I've heard that this album both cures and causes cancer. You've been informed/warned.

Axl will never finish this album until someone from the label manages to somehow null that contract he signed years back where he gets a ridiculous amount of money every year until Chinese Democracy comes out. Sinatra did something similar to a label where he'd come into the studio, "try to sing", nothing happens, and he leaves with his check (though i believe he was just trying to get out of his shabby record deal).

They somehow got Michael Jackson to finish both History and Invincible, and somehow Axl is bulletproof?

So who was that weird looking dude pictured in the article?

my question - is it going to be more like "Use Your Illusion I" or "Use your Illusion 2"

cause one of those CDs definitely got the short end of the stick in that relationship

/and i'm not just saying that because my allowance could only support buying them one at a time
//wouldn't it be nice if it could be more like appetite for destruction?

No Slash = No GNR

/just sayin'

but it's been 14 years of silence,
14 years of pain
it's been 14 years that are gone forever
and i'll never have again.

I haven't had a Dr. Pepper since Chinese Democracy was first promised, come to think of it...

shanrick: neapoi: BOOOOOOO

were you saying Boo, or Boo-urns?

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Axl Rose + Scab Band != Guns N Roses.

Thank you.

Good DAY sir!

Maybe now the mystique surrounding Axl Rose will be supplanted by the universal dismissal he so richly deserves.

FREE TIBET!!!!

/_{wait what?}

I'm a little surprised that the offer of a free soda would motivate Axl where clearly nothing else has, but hey, everybody has their price.

/All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me.

have you seen axl....hasnt he had enough sodas?

someone better put him back on heroin so he looks half way decent.

dbirchall: I'm a little surprised that the offer of a free soda would motivate Axl where clearly nothing else has, but hey, everybody has their price.

/All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me.

I wish axl had suicidal tendencies...

Jakevol2: FREE TIBET!!!!

Deep Discounts on Nepal, Bhutan, and Taiwan!!!

Axl Rose's voice used to sound like someone trying to gargle a live cat... can't imagine it's gotten any better.

In more important news, Joss Stone is 21 today.


/would like to buy her a drink.
//then spank her
///or let her spank me... whatever

Oddly, there is no period in "Dr Pepper".

Look it up. It's true.

Hopefully you don't have to buy the album to get the free Dr Pepper.

I hope Axl isn't dyslexic and this is an april fool's prank.

secularsage: Oddly, there is no period in "Dr Pepper".



Might as well be, they've put just about every other flavor in.


/half of you just gagged
//the other half are vampires who suddenly got very thirsty for some Diet Cherry Vanilla Period Blood Dr Pepper.

cubsfan07: secularsage: Oddly, there is no period in "Dr Pepper".

Might as well be, they've put just about every other flavor in.


WE HAVE A WINNER!

Thread over. Go home.

unfknreal: but it's been 14 years of silence,
14 years of pain
it's been 14 years that are gone forever
and i'll never have again.

You made my day, sir.

cubsfan07: secularsage: Oddly, there is no period in "Dr Pepper".

Might as well be, they've put just about every other flavor in.

You, on the other hand, win an internet!

cubsfan07: secularsage: Oddly, there is no period in "Dr Pepper".

Might as well be, they've put just about every other flavor in.


WE HAVE A WINNER!

Thread over. Go home.

This

I refuse to believe this album exists until I can berate someone in a music store for buying it.

So it's arriving next Tuesday?

Oh, wait...


The article says it's "finished". That doesn't mean what you think it means.

FTFA: are currently haggling over money and rights issues with Rose.

I look forward to hearing about the haggling over the money for the next 14 years.

With spaghetti?

Never. That article's not true, because Chinese Democracy is never coming out.

What happens if it does come out? Then what? Everything I know will be a LIE!

And i'm going to have to release a cd called Pennsylvanian Dictatorship!

Lets pretend it does eventually come out this year. Do I have to buy the damn cd to get my Dr Pepper, because that's absolutely not worth it. But if the Dr Pepper is just free for everyone, well then, that'll be...just fine. If that's the case I hope it comes out during the summer because I might be thirsty then.

You all realize that this album is going to be one huge steaming pile of fail, right?

14 years to make an album? Yeah, that's gonna sound great...

Did they record this underwater for fish?

/Mermurder!

I cant wait to download this off bittorrent. it will go nicely with all my other GNR mp3s i never listen too.

debug: You all realize that this album is going to be one huge steaming pile of fail, right?

Really?

I'm surprised... anyone else surprised?

Raise your hand if you are shocked.

*raises hand*

I'm shocked.

Wettner, for the win.

Wettner - A WINNER IS YOU