Gee, what could #1 be?

* checks list *

Wow! Big surprise!

Yeah, & only MY GENERATION featured a legitimate stutter

How ab-hb-bb-out the s-s-s-sixtt-t-t-en b-best st-t-tttutterinnn...? you get the idea.

With few comments so far, I ain't seen nothing yet.

List is useless without Porky Pig singing Blue Christmas.

I always think of the song 19. By Paul Hardcastle.

Link

Damn, I've never heard half of those songs. I'm getting old. But, I do have a nice lawn.

No "I stu-stu-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking 'bout?"(^)

How 'bout NO?

I thought this would just be Mel Tillis' Greatest Hits

no mel tillis? wtf is that?

16 pages? Fark that. Is "My Generation" #1? *checks* Yup, don't give a shiat about the rest.

Julieahni: I always think of the song 19. By Paul Hardcastle.

Link

T-t-t-t-t-this.

Lord of Allusions: I thought this would just be Mel Tillis' Greatest Hits

Actually, didn't he sing ok, but just stutter when he spoke?

Also, another thread just reminded me: Like a vir ir ir ir gin.

What, no City Slang?!?!



THIS LIST IS BULLSHIATE!

(Sponsored Link)?

I like the fact they used the Muppet Show performance of Bennie and the Jets

There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who had a must terrible stutter
He said pass the h-ham
And the j-j-j-jam
And the bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-butter.

someone post the list. Clicking through each page is for suckers. (Except any posters who post said list here.)

14. "Fergalicious," Fergie

Urge to kill rising...rising

#11 even mentions ssss ssss ssstuttering...

Humean_Nature: How 'bout NO?

How does shiat like this get greenlit?

Goddamn Blender is a shiatty magazine with a shiatty website.

#16 - "S'S'Say," Ryan Cabrera
#15 - "She's Got That Vibe," R. Kelly
#14 - "Fergalicious," Fergie
#13 - "Psycho Killer," Talking Heads
#12 - "Changes," David Bowie
#11 - "Stuttering (Kiss Me Again)," Ben's Brother
#10 - "The Reflex," Duran Duran
#9 - "Hey Ya!," OutKast
#8 - "Bennie and the Jets," Elton John
#7 - "Welcome to the Jungle," Guns N' Roses
#6 - "My Sharona," The Knack
#5 - "Bad to the Bone," George Thorogood
#4 - "Ch-Check It Out," Beastie Boys
#3 - "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet," Bachman-Turner Overdrive
#2 - "Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen
#1 - "My Generation," The Who

number 1 was the first one i thought of.

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbra Ann

So tell us Fark, is this a sponsored link?

You know, there was actually a song in the late 80s called "Stutter Rap", which was full of stuttering and *about* stuttering.

It was by Moris Minor and The Majors and was a novelty hit (in the UK, Australia and Canada). I would say that surely would make number one, on all counts.

Jeez...

Youtube video (new window)

Sussudio by Phil Collins. LOL.

Stuttering songs? I thought that was called scat.

Me love fe see her when her hair fulla pearl
Anywhere she go people love her in the world
She don' worship diamond, she don' worship pearl
Gung ho, fi mi virgin girl
Gung ho, fi mi virgin girl


A wa do dem a wa do dem dem dem
A wa do dem a wa do dem dem dem
A me nuh know a me nuh know ow ow
A me nuh know a me nuh know ow ow

At least they got #1 right, in terms of best song.

I think that some of those don't really count as stuttering, though.

"Psycho Killer" for example never seemed like stuttering to me. I don't buy that there is a "far" at the end of the string of "fa"'s. "Better" is on the pick up to "run run run run, run run run away", anyway. Seems like they are confusing repeating a nonsense word with stuttering.

"Fergalicious", besides being crap, doesn't sound like it has stuttering so much as an abused sample.

For "The Reflex" they even admit it's not really a stutter, since it happens on the second syllable.

I haven't heard most of the other songs, but did Blender really need to go to all that trouble just to have a paragraph worth of info about stuttering?

Fa fa fa fa fashion
La la la la la la la

Fashion- best use of guitar ever.

AT40 did this 30 years ago. Well, with the songs that are now older than 30 years.

Lily the Pink

Yeah if you didn't think "My Generation" the moment you read this headline then, well, I dunno I can't think of anything. I don't want to know you.

I figured "My Generation" would have to be #1, and figured "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" would be near the top. Didn't realize (and don't agree) that "Psycho Killer" was a stutter song. How about "Movin' Out" by Billy Joel? (heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack) Second syllable and all - but still....

Scat man
Fat man
Black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul

Hello? Spice 1?

You beat me to it, paulseta. I was going to say that no list about the greatest stuttering songs is complete without Moris Minor and The Majors.

Well played.

Crambo!!! (new window)

How many? You stuttered the first time.

mikebellman:

You ain't seen nothin' yet?
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet?

NightOwl2255: Damn, I've never heard half of those songs. I'm getting old. But, I do have a nice lawn.

Most of those songs are 20-30 years old. You must be ancient.

List needs an honorable mention to "Girl O'Clock" by The Dismemberment Plan

If I don't have s-s-s-s-s-s-sex by the end of the week I'm g-g-g-going to die
If I don't feel a p-p-p-p-pair of s-s-s-soft l-l-l-l-lips on my own, oh, I'm going to hang my head and cry
If I don't feel w-w-w-warm breathe on the n-n-n-nape of my n-n-n-n-neck or feel a nice post-coital sigh

an so on

Stuttering Stanley, Stuttering Stanley!

Also, webs-s-s-s-sites that use this sh-sh-sh-sh-shiatty multi-page s-s-s-s-slideshows S-S-S-S-SUCK!

Firststepsadoozie: Crambo!!! (new window)

+1

Or what about Titty Fish:


/Cha-cha-cha-changes
//Mmmmm, tits
///a fish
////a fish with tits
//titty fish

The person who made this list was a f-f-f-fool

You have to include Rocket From the Tombs Ain't it Fun.

"Ain't it fun when you j-j-j-ust can't f-f-find your t-tongue"

Classic.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: List needs an honorable mention to "Girl O'Clock" by The Dismemberment Plan

If I don't have s-s-s-s-s-s-sex by the end of the week I'm g-g-g-going to die
If I don't feel a p-p-p-p-pair of s-s-s-soft l-l-l-l-lips on my own, oh, I'm going to hang my head and cry
If I don't feel w-w-w-warm breathe on the n-n-n-nape of my n-n-n-n-neck or feel a nice post-coital sigh

an so on

That is immediately what I thought of as well.

Okay one more (new window)

zcronix:

"Psycho Killer" for example never seemed like stuttering to me. I don't buy that there is a "far" at the end of the string of "fa"'s. "Better" is on the pick up to "run run run run, run run run away", anyway. Seems like they are confusing repeating a nonsense word with stuttering.


Yep. If they're going to include Psycho Killer, they should've put Otis Redding's caw-caw-caw-caw-cuz I'm a "Love Man" on their list, too.