IdBeCrazyIf

Yep, a perfect Fark headline.

nicely done subby.

Boonville, Booneville, who's counting?

Then he can head down to KY and visit Big Bone Lick State Park

Hillary was in Beaver yesterday, but my headline got rejected :(

I'm a Hoosier, and I approve of this headline.

Ha. Classic...

/born and raised in Evansville

Dang - If they only grew tobacco in Indiana.

Make sure Marion catches it all this time Bill...

Subby, I give you kudos and huzzahs.

I'm the subby and, though I usually avoid threads of stories I greenlit, I am happy you guys enjoyed this one.

chuck4455: Plans to visit French Lick and then use 69 until he gets off in Marion...

or the closest available sink.dress.

FTFY

Hello, USA? Your boobies, let me Clinton them.

I can't wait until the farking primary is over ... I'm sick of these morans already.

boonville is 15mins away from where i live.
i can't believe he's going there...boonville is the smallest, most po-dunk town next to evansville.

I think InDiana is where Prince Charles spent his first honeymoon.

If he's using 69 to get off, he should be stopping by....Ball U?

/I'd rather Ball U than IU.

/'86 grad

Cli_nt_on.

/High on the Hill_ary
//Where no MAN has gone before.
///I'm done.

Seriously though, who hasn't gotten off in Marion?

I'm a native of Marion and student at Ball U, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

kokomo61: Bravo.

(Fort Wayne native)

I saw the name of the town "French Lick," in some paperwork today and had to do a double take. I'd never heard of it before, and now two references in one day. Who thought that French Lick would be a good name for a town?

Well done subby.

PedroWonStopVoting
boonville is 15mins away from where i live.
i can't believe he's going there...boonville is the smallest, most po-dunk town next to evansville.

you need to get out more... boonville is a veritable metropolis compared to spurgeon, coe, arthur junction, daylight, dale, reo... and countless other little specks on the map in the hoosier state.

okami36: Seriously though, who hasn't gotten off in Marion?



He went there. On a boat.

Bill wanted to go to Boise, because he saw a Boise basketball game where some sorority girls were screaming "Idaho!"

Well Done

+1 subby

Summa Crapologica: I saw the name of the town "French Lick," in some paperwork today and had to do a double take. I'd never heard of it before, and now two references in one day. Who thought that French Lick would be a good name for a town?

I live about two towns over from Gnaw Bone.
I'm sure Billy will be dropping in for some R&R

I go to French Lick every weekend, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies.

/not to gamble

Oh so well played, subby. Very well indeed.

Summa Crapologica:

Who thought that French Lick would be a good name for a town?



/ he might (clicky pops)

Entering Marion (new window)

I think I heard Bill Clinton is coming to a local high school near where I live (North Carolina) in a few days. Now, considering that I live in a fairly rural area and he's selected the MOST rural high school here... It doesn't make sense to me.

Then again, he did come here three times before. Landed at the local airport and everything... Believe me when I say you should scratch your head and say "WHY?"

I love Bill.

As long as he stays away from the IUPUI

veedeevadeevoodee: Summa Crapologica:

Who thought that French Lick would be a good name for a town?



/ he might (clicky pops)

First thing I thought of, too. Yep, onion on my belt.

Just the fact that he even cares, suggests to me that he already has some target audience that he plans to scam from.

My sister's name is Marion, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...
Not that she would ever fark Bill Clinton. Well, I don't think she would. Well, maybe, but she didn't. Probably not, anyway.

nosehat: Entering Marion (new window)

Yeah, she likes that sign too.

Got off in Marion.

/Cunningly-ham
//Extra-Cunning points go to our submitter

neglogon:

Came for the Big Bone Lick. Was not disappointed.

Summa Crapologica: I saw the name of the town "French Lick," in some paperwork today and had to do a double take. I'd never heard of it before, and now two references in one day. Who thought that French Lick would be a good name for a town?

Never heard of Larry Bird, huh?

Golf clap, Steigen.

As someone who spent 6 years in college/grad school in Indiana, I love this headline.