["glad to see you" joke]

^^^just reserving a space for when I think of one.

It's not Obama's fault his cell phone is 16 inches long.

ivan: ["glad to see you" joke]

^^^just reserving a space for when I think of one.

my mom put a banana in her pocket once. it took everything i had not to say the joke, because it would have just been awkward.

Tastes Like Chicken: It's not Obama's fault his cell phone is 16 inches long.

At least it wasn't a cucumber wrapped in foil.

Ma'am, you're nibbling on my elbow

Yeah but this 'news' is going to be picked up by Limbaugh et al for another shocking story

Ghastly: At least it wasn't a cucumber wrapped in foil.

Or a cigar...

Ghastly: At least it wasn't a cucumber wrapped in foil.

cellphone in question:

kingMountain: cellphone in question:

are you sure it wasn't this one (kinda nsfw)

burndtdan: kingMountain: cellphone in question:

are you sure it wasn't this one (kinda nsfw)

"Kinda"? You must have some funky looking office equipment where you work for that to be remotely safe.

Nabb1: burndtdan: kingMountain: cellphone in question:

are you sure it wasn't this one (kinda nsfw)

"Kinda"? You must have some funky looking office equipment where you work for that to be remotely safe.

well, it's technically just a phone ;)

Hopefully it wasn't The Zack Phone...that's kinda huge.

It's CNN policy to never imply ownership of a magical vibrating penis. We use the indefinite article "A magical vibrating penis." Never "YOUR magical vibrating penis."

"They said you hung up!"
"And they was RIGHT!"

He keeps it next to his Blackberries.

MasterThief: He keeps it next to his Blackberries.



/this could shape up to be one of my new favorite threads

ring ring OBAMAPHONE

This thread is worthless without video...

Did he ask them to call back at 3am?

Oh I like where this thread is heading.

Once you go blackberry...

AzDownboy: ring ring OBAMAPHONE

DIE

AzDownboy: ring ring OBAMAPHONE

gah! not enough rings
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring OBAMAPHONE!

It hums.

Obama should have pretended to take the call, and then done a word-for-word riff on the "LET ME SPEAK TO MY WIFE AT THE PODIUM BECAUSE I AM ALL ABOUT FAMILY VALUES" crap that Giuliani was trying to pull several months ago.

By "word-for-word," I mean Obama should have made it sound like he was taking a call from Judy Giuliani.

That would have been the best political dis of all time.

pfftt...that's nothin. now a pubic hair on a Coke can? THAT'S harrassment with style

Fresh, ha ha. He was being coy. I think it's safe to assume that what he really meant was,

"WHITE WOMAN! Stimulate your erogenous zones on the vibrating electronica that I carry on my hip, NEXT TO MY WHIP!

"And then VOTE for me, dammit!"

Stopheles: That would have been the best political dis of all time.

Yes, I'm sure it's 3 am your time, but it's 1 pm here ... *sigh* yes of course I'll be ready to take your 3 am phone call."

Of course this isn't news - that's why it's in the political ticker blog. How many of your farktards have blogs where you post things of almost zero worth? This thread is worthless.

stargazer101: Yeah but this 'news' is going to be picked up by Limbaugh et al for another shocking story

Limbaugh, the man who is never photographed that his wet, sloppy mouth isn't chowing down on or about suck in a big, thick phallic substitute.

Oh, and Rush? Cigars are close to the color of African skin.

"Excuse me while I whip this out..."




/best image I could find...

you can have it with a buzz
you can have it with a ring
and if you really want it
you can have a ding-a-ling

/obscure

FeedTheCollapse: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."


Every buddy stand back or teh nigGuh gets it.

Just another example of why Obama is wrong for America.

Is that a phone in your pocket?

FTA comments: "Libero April 10th, 2008 12:29 pm ET

CNN: are you SURE you are a "respected news organization"???? This is news to you?"


Pretty much a win right there.

Was it 3 AM? Was there something happening somewhere in the world?

Cable's Not-News.

I hate Chevy: Just another example of why Obama is wrong for America.

My sarcasm meter is broken, so I have to ask what the hell you're talking about.

uptonogood: Of course this isn't news - that's why it's in the political ticker blog. How many of your farktards have blogs where you post things of almost zero worth? This thread is worthless.

Stopheles: By "word-for-word," I mean Obama should have made it sound like he was taking a call from Judy Giuliani.

That would have been the best political dis of all time.

Yeah, it certainly would have been a harsh blow to candidate Giuliani.

FeedTheCollapse: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."
/best image I could find...

The president is *buzz*!

Donald_McRonald:
Yeah, it certainly would have been a harsh blow to candidate Giuliani.

I heard the guy on a local talk radio show yesterday. Make no mistake, he's campaigning.

burndtdan: uptonogood: Of course this isn't news - that's why it's in the political ticker blog. How many of your farktards have blogs where you post things of almost zero worth? This thread is worthless.

apparently my picture disappeared

jcooli09: Donald_McRonald:
Yeah, it certainly would have been a harsh blow to candidate Giuliani.

I heard the guy on a local talk radio show yesterday. Make no mistake, he's campaigning.

for governor

Jubeebee: It's CNN policy to never imply ownership of a magical vibrating penis. We use the indefinite article "A magical vibrating penis." Never "YOUR magical vibrating penis."

I was rewatching the movie on HBO the other night and noticed that the security guard giving the dildo speed is the fat deputy from Jericho.

I hate Chevy: Just another example of why Obama is wrong for America.

So you're saying Obama is wrong for America because he has a sense of humor?

OH NO!!! Something's buzzing in Obama's pant pocket! Quick, contact all news affiliates..........!!!!!111!1!1!