(damn, Skleenar...beat me to it.)
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I am opposed to the terrorist cloning plan, but I support the NASCAR banning plan. I'm indifferent to turning your children into gay homosexuals.

As vice-treasurer of Reverse Vampires for Mike Gravel, I approve this headline.

Cagey B: As vice-treasurer of Reverse Vampires for Mike Gravel, I approve this headline.

Nestea Plunge: Oh shiat, it's George Clooney!

get in the car!

Can we ban NASCAR, turn the terrorists gay and clone Scarlett Johansson? Win/win/win!

/I get two clones for coming up with the idea.

From the comments:
Yeah. But if George Soros, Begala and Brock hate McCain so much.......isn't it time to reevaluate the Conservative hatred for him? Why would they hate their fellow liberal so much(as True Conservatives allege)?

That just sums up the McCain Campaign/Failboat.

McCain:
Too friendly to Bush for liberals,
too liberal for friends of Bush

madmann: Can we ban NASCAR, turn the terrorists gay and clone Scarlett Johansson? Win/win/win!

I'm opposed to banning Nascar. I do think, however, it should be limited to Prius' and SmartCars.

Skleenar: madmann: Can we ban NASCAR, turn the terrorists gay and clone Scarlett Johansson? Win/win/win!

I'm opposed to banning Nascar. I do think, however, it should be limited to Prius' and SmartCars.

If you can convince a group of protestors to wave banners outside that event reading "God Hates the Fagmobile 500", I will help you sponsor such a race.

I'm sure the principled left-wing will immediately want to distance themselves from this gang of wealthy fat-cats and their schemes to use their obscene money and power to bend the American political race to their own will...

Anyone?

Wasn't there a time back in the mid 90's when David Brock was sane?

BravadoGT: I'm sure the principled left-wing will immediately want to distance themselves from this gang of wealthy fat-cats and their schemes to use their obscene money and power to bend the American political race to their own will...

What have you got against free speech?

/political judo 101.

Seriously, though, as soon as these guys use falsehoods (instead of just 'money') to influence the American public, I am sure you will see many of these purportedly mythical 'principled left' speak out.

Skleenar: BravadoGT: I'm sure the principled left-wing will immediately want to distance themselves from this gang of wealthy fat-cats and their schemes to use their obscene money and power to bend the American political race to their own will...

What have you got against free speech?

/political judo 101.

Seriously, though, as soon as these guys use falsehoods (instead of just 'money') to influence the American public, I am sure you will see many of these purportedly mythical 'principled left' speak out.

Nothing against free speech! But I don't expect to hear much from those people who loudly declare that "Halliburton/big Oil control the Republican Party" when it's shown how much influence is ultimately held by so few people when it comes to the Democrats...

Oh, and judging by how many times Moveon.org lied to make their points (see if you can find an article on them at Factcheck.org that doesn't involve a dishonest distortion) and how much criticism the left levied upon them-I ain't holdin' my breath...

This is my kinda thread!

I think it's GREAT! people are seeing Soros for what he is. The Marxists think they can grab this election. You just watch, these Commie turds are going full court press for the next 6 months.

burndtdan: Nestea Plunge: Oh shiat, it's George Clooney!

get in the car!


I believe that the proper syntax would be Jesus Christ! it's george clooney, get in the car!

Paul Begala, ya little girl!

GaryPDX: I think it's GREAT! people are seeing Soros for what he is. The Marxists think they can grab this election. You just watch, these Commie turds are going full court press for the next 6 months.

Dude, are you a time traveler or something? The Cold War is over. We won. It's time to start adjusting to the 21st century.

Coming from a site that begs for donations

I are seereeous weasel (?),

This are seereeous artikel.

The fact that the right still refers to the people on the left as "commies" and "marxists" just shows how out of touch with reality they truly are...

GaryPDX: This is my kinda thread!

Garden variety "little Beirut" liberals from the Left coast with their anti-oil, anti establishment agendas such as yourself, get off on this sort of thing huh?

A Freeper thread?

Seriously?

I mean, I realize that Fark isn't exactly nkow for rational discourse, but a lot of times it comes down to "garbage in, garbage out." This will be one of those times...

Liberals ate my clam cakes

.

$40 million left-wing propaganda machine? Rupert Murdoch laughs, says something about "cute."

Hey, GaryPDX and BravadoGT - I think I've found your next vacation destination!

BravadoGT: I'm sure the principled left-wing will immediately want to distance themselves from this gang of wealthy fat-cats and their schemes to use their obscene money and power to bend the American political race to their own will...

Anyone?

I look at your auditorium, and it's full of nothing but strawmen!!!!

Sort of...

Maybe its one of the best pieces of trolling ever on the web.

Poopspasm: mean, I realize that Fark isn't exactly nkow for rational discourse

That's a heaping helping of spelling FAIL on my part...

When O'Reilly and other right-wing douches try to pretend that Media Matters is a left-wing smear factory, I laugh my ass off. If you've ever been there, they are very careful to not just give the quick sound bite that makes someone sound like a douche, they carry long clips that put the comment in context. For example, when O'Falafel did his whole "I didn't hear anyone yell, 'M'fer, get me some tea'" bit about how shocked he was to go to a black-owned restaurant and see people acting reasonably, they had very long clips of it, so you could hear if Mr. I've-Got-a-Vibrator-In-My-Ass could have possibly had any sort of context that didn't make those comments pathetically, idiotically racist. And he didn't.

I hate Chevy: GaryPDX: This is my kinda thread!

Garden variety "little Beirut" liberals from the Left coast with their anti-oil, anti establishment agendas such as yourself, get off on this sort of thing huh?

u don't know him very well...

If this is true, I oppose it.

I've only seen is on Free Republic, though, so chances are good that it's at best spin, and probably utter BS.

Skleenar that is a hilarious image, I hope it does not get you banned.

What does it say about Democrats when their most ardent supporters are Hollywood elites and union bosses?

ComicBookGuy: I hate Chevy: GaryPDX: This is my kinda thread!

Garden variety "little Beirut" liberals from the Left coast with their anti-oil, anti establishment agendas such as yourself, get off on this sort of thing huh?

u don't know him very well...

No he doesn't..lol,

What is with all the Nascar hate? I really do not understand how someone could have such dislike for a nonviolent sport.

eastbaywatch: What does it say about Democrats when their most ardent supporters are Hollywood elites and union bosses?

Don't forget European Socialists. That would be folly.

eastbaywatch: What does it say about Democrats when their most ardent supporters are Hollywood elites and union bosses?

That movie stars and common laborers can stand together for the same ideals?

Saiga410: What is with all the Nascar hate? I really do not understand how someone could have such dislike for a nonviolent sport bunch of cars driving in circles.

Fixed

ComicBookGuy: I hate Chevy: GaryPDX: This is my kinda thread!

Garden variety "little Beirut" liberals from the Left coast with their anti-oil, anti establishment agendas such as yourself, get off on this sort of thing huh?

u don't know him very well...

Undereducated, lowbrow, confused middle aged guy. I think I have him figured out. Besides, It was a somewhere between a troll and a shenanigans call out.

/this isn't my first GaryPDX makes himself look stupid thread.

Saiga410: What is with all the Nascar hate? I really do not understand how someone could have such dislike for a nonviolent sport.

...that uses ethanol.

Saiga410: What is with all the Nascar hate? I really do not understand how someone could have such dislike for a nonviolent sport.

NASCAR runs circles around all other sports!

/just leave that left blinker on for about 500 laps
//Pixar's Cars actually made me care about racing for about 90 minutes, then it was gone again.

HOW DARE RICH PEOPLE SUPPORT INITIATIVES THAT HELP THE COMMON PERSON.

IF I CANT SEE THE OBVIOUS CONSPIRACY THEN THEY'RE RIPPING ME OFF SOMEHOW.

I love retards, they're predictable and amusing. Threads like these are like watching a fat girl chase after a tennis ball and smack into a brick wall.

I hate Chevy: /this isn't my first GaryPDX makes himself look stupid thread.

Yea? says you, Comrade Chevy.

/grin

USP .45: Saiga410: What is with all the Nascar hate? I really do not understand how someone could have such dislike for a nonviolent sport.

...that uses ethanol.

Sport? WTF?

GaryPDX: I hate Chevy: /this isn't my first GaryPDX makes himself look stupid thread.

Yea? says you, Comrade Chevy.

/grin

Hammer and Sickle. You got me there.

Is it just me, or does the author not know how to use emphasis effectively?

I hate Chevy: GaryPDX: This is my kinda thread!

Garden variety "little Beirut" liberals from the Left coast with their anti-oil, anti establishment agendas such as yourself, get off on this sort of thing huh?

I think pretty much everyone is now anti-oil now days no matter what their political beliefs are except those profiting from it.

I hate Chevy: Sport? WTF?

Yes, racing is a sport.

The 24 Hours of Le Mans is very physically demanding, so is driving a stock car.

/not a fan of racing