Then she took out a machine gun nest with her teeth... while baking apple pies.

I once saw Hillary scissor kick Angela Landsbury...

Hillary made my whites whiter and my colors brighter!

The only person that scares Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris...and Hillary.

They used to have a street near here named Hillary Clinton Way. But they had to change the name because nobody crosses Hillary Clinton and lives...right Vince Foster?

Was that before or after giving birth to Martin Luther King, Tiger Woods and Ghandi?

Nabb1: I once saw Hillary scissor kick Angela Landsbury...

FTFY

question_dj: Nabb1: I once saw Hillary scissor kick Angela Landsbury...

FTFY

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

In all seriousness, helping to facilitate the Good Friday agreement was one the best things Clinton ever did in his presidency. Ten years of peace is a really big deal and the agreement has made a big difference to a huge number of people's lives.

A liar and a sex pest he may be, but Bill Clinton deserves respect for his involvement in this.

Jonny17: In all seriousness, helping to facilitate the Good Friday agreement was one the best things Clinton ever did in his presidency. Ten years of peace is a really big deal and the agreement has made a big difference to a huge number of people's lives.

A liar and a sex pest he may be, but Bill Clinton deserves respect for his involvement in this.

HE certainly does. SHE doesn't deserve diddly-squat.

Nabb1: question_dj: Nabb1: I once saw Hillary scissor kick Angela Landsbury...

FTFY

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I think he may have just invented a new fetish porn niche. granny-tranny lesbo porn.

Code_Archeologist: I think he may have just invented a new fetish porn niche. granny-tranny lesbo porn.

I'd repost the Granny's Delight three-part series to prove that this niche was sussed out on here quite some time ago, but I'm somewhat afraid of the consequences.

Code_Archeologist: I think he may have just invented a new fetish porn niche. granny-tranny lesbo porn.

I'm sure it's already out there. Rule 34, and all.

Pocket Ninja: Code_Archeologist: I think he may have just invented a new fetish porn niche. granny-tranny lesbo porn.

I'd repost the Granny's Delight three-part series to prove that this niche was sussed out on here quite some time ago, but I'm somewhat afraid of the consequences.

Google search (not images, thankfully) confirms it is, indeed, already out there.

Nabb1: Pocket Ninja: Code_Archeologist: I think he may have just invented a new fetish porn niche. granny-tranny lesbo porn.

I'd repost the Granny's Delight three-part series to prove that this niche was sussed out on here quite some time ago, but I'm somewhat afraid of the consequences.

Google search (not images, thankfully) confirms it is, indeed, already out there.

Oh man. I'm having a REALLY hard time containing my laughter. I don't think I could POSSIBLY explain this one to my co-workers.

The downside for the pseudo-conservatives is that they have to acknowledge that things got done, just not done by Senator Clinton. There's a certain humor in that thought.

While her daughter dodged falling debris from WTC 1

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That was the same day she rescued Timmy after he fell down the well again.

Hillary actually led the slave revolt of Third Servile War in 73 BC.

Hillary Clinton once belly crawled under barbed wire to give a girl a HPV innoculation.

Click here for more truth! (new window)

I heard that mother farker had like thirty god**** dicks

Nabb1: Jonny17:

A liar and a sex pest he may be, but Bill Clinton deserves respect for his involvement in this.

HE certainly does. SHE doesn't deserve diddly-squat.


Wasn't she co-president though?

SHE doesn't deserve diddly-squat.

Oh come now. If she wants to squat and diddle, she should be able to do so.

Hang On Voltaire: While her daughter dodged falling debris from WTC 1

A WTC joke. How tasteless. Liberals have no shame.

FTFA "Bill Clinton, the former US president, has pulled out"

I snickered

/my dirty mind
//let me show you it

LeftCoast_eh: SHE doesn't deserve diddly-squat.

Oh come now. If she wants to squat and diddle jack it, she should be able to do so.

FTFY

Hillary is the Spartan army.

fireclown: Hillary Clinton once belly crawled under barbed wire to give a girl a HPV innoculation.

And she had to kick Chuck Norris's ass to get to the girl.

Nabb1: Jonny17: In all seriousness, helping to facilitate the Good Friday agreement was one the best things Clinton ever did in his presidency. Ten years of peace is a really big deal and the agreement has made a big difference to a huge number of people's lives.

A liar and a sex pest he may be, but Bill Clinton deserves respect for his involvement in this.

HE certainly does. SHE doesn't deserve diddly-squat.



Rims.

I was at a Hillary rally and when she walked by I lightly touched her skirt. My leprosy was instantly healed!

Nabb1: Jonny17: In all seriousness, helping to facilitate the Good Friday agreement was one the best things Clinton ever did in his presidency. Ten years of peace is a really big deal and the agreement has made a big difference to a huge number of people's lives.

A liar and a sex pest he may be, but Bill Clinton deserves respect for his involvement in this.

HE certainly does. SHE doesn't deserve diddly-squat.

Maybe a cockpunch?

/Dude. you KNOW she has one.

Hillary Clinton personally strangled Hitler with his own intestines.

During an assassination attempt in a third world country Hillary Clinton pushed a Secret Service agent to the ground and took a bullet for him.

DamnYankees: Hillary actually led the slave revolt of Third Servile War in 73 BC.

I am Hillacus.

I also heard that she helped deliver a baby whose pregnant mother was turned away by a hospital for having no insurance. While dodging sniper fire in Northern Ireland.

She stormed the bastillhttp://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3527970&ok=1424717992& sc=35
Redisplay/refresh commentse only to have the French re-surrender.

Hillary Clinton gladly helped impregnate Mary when God had performance problems.

Hillary Clinton always finds Waldo.

You guys can pick on Hillary all you want, but I'm not going to denigrate the person most responsible for the Norman victory at the Battle of Hastings in 1066 simply because she misremembered being under sniper fire one time.

Mother Teresa was a lying prostitute until Hillary set her life straight.

FTA:

"Bill Clinton, the former US president, has pulled out"

even after all these years willy is still getting around.

/got nothing

If Chuck Norris shot Hillary with a bullet covered in his own seed, she would become impregnated and the would would close and heal instantly. 40 years later Jack Kennedy would be elected president.

"after bravely dodging sniper fire"

who told her to duck?

I don't think Hillary gets the recognition she deserves for her part in the Northern Ireland peace process. Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams both agree that she makes an excellent cup of tea.

Brady Quinn better run for cover.

Hillary explained the cosmos to Steven Hawking during a heated basketball game. He collapsed in awe and hasn't recovered since.

The Clinton's have been lying through their teeth for years. It's funny that other than Sean Hannity nobody got excited about this until the 2008 Dem primary. 8-)

Hillary was late to prevent the Reichstag fire because she had to answer a call at 3am to help FDR craft the New Deal.

DamnYankees: Hillary actually led the slave revolt of Third Servile War in 73 BC.

etc...

Is Hillary Clinton the new Chuck Norris or something?