The biatch Is Back

This is the sort of thing that ticks people off about celebrity endorsements. Shut up and sing!

Remove all Republicans: Except of course when it's guys like Ronnie Raygun, Jesse the Body, and the Governator actually running for things, right?

Is Elton John running for president?

so she was endorsed by "queen" of england? how fitting.

What did he do, rewrite Philadelphia Freedom, into Hillary's dodged sniper fire to make Ireland half free? Maybe Perez Hilton and him kissed on staged as a show of respect for Hillary's gallant Fail Tour.

Is this the same dude that decided American Idol's voters were racist?

Because, seriously, dude. Let your testicles drop already.

Remove All Republicans

I detest actors of any stripe getting into politics. Al Franken included. The world would have been a better place had Reagan, the body, and the Governator not entered politics. So I say again Shut up and Sing!

Would someone please let ol Elton know that it's not misogyny that is keeping Hillary from getting elected/chosen/coronated. I believe the US is ready to elect a woman as president. Just not a corrupt, lying, back-peddling, mis-speaking, mis-hearing, mis-recounting, race baiting, class war instigating, hypocritical, stays with a philadering husband...excuse me, ... Biatch.

As soon as Hillary is finished dodging her sniper fire and steps back from the lens of every camera she can shove her face into, maybe then there will be room in the mainstream media's eyes for a female presidential candidate that doesn't come with an unlikablity rating at or above that of our current, um, president.

The last thing this country needs is a continuation of the Bush/Clinton/Bush legacy. 20 years of all their bullshiat is enough.

Well, Elton John is... the thing you have to know about Elton John... Elton John is a dick.

eqtworld: Elton John must be racist since he does not support Obama.

His hatred of the African race makes me sick.

Yeah but at least he's up front about it.

I don't understand why most gays seem to love Hillary. She must have a huge penis.

What a farking tool.

He thought Princess Diana was some kind of big deal, too. Oh, well.

I wish she would just openly play the gender card. Christ, she's marketed herself to no one but old women, yet wonders why she's losing...

This is what we get for having a FIAT currency controlled by The Fed instead of monetary system where we actually control our own currency. As soon as we stop paying the Fed to create our currency (out of thin air) then 'loaning' it to us, with interest, and start minting and controlling our own currency we will remove the American people from one of the biggest Ponzi schemes running.

The Grace Commission Report stated that essentially 100% of the taxes collected from the individual taxpayer was either wasted or paid directly to The Fed as interest on our national debt. That's basically 1 Trillion of our dollars directly down the tube every year. Paying for nothing.

This is what we get for having a FIAT currency controlled by The Fed instead of monetary system where we actually control our own currency. As soon as we stop paying the Fed to create our currency (out of thin air) then 'loaning' it to us, with interest, and start minting and controlling our own currency we will remove the American people from one of the biggest Ponzi schemes running.

The Grace Commission Report stated that essentially 100% of the taxes collected from the individual taxpayer was either wasted or paid directly to The Fed as interest on our national debt. That's basically 1 Trillion of our dollars directly down the tube every year. Paying for nothing.

Translation: Elton John is ghey.

sorry last post. wrong thread. late. coffee wearing off.

Yea. Elton John is ghey. And kinda dumb.

I think Hillary is going to be hurt by her links to the Colombian free trade agreement. Does she really expect people to think she wasn't going to vote for it after Bill took 800k from them? After Mark Penn and Howard Wolfson were both working for them also?
Here are 3 of her closest advisers taking money from these people and Hillary's out on the stump preaching the sins of free trade in the rust belt.
Wake up people she is going to vote for the bill. it will of course be after the elections before it will get to the senate though.
Pelosi has put it on hold until after the break. Despite Bush's attempt to rush it through.

with any luck this time next year Hillary will be selling cartoon balloons in town.

b999999: Paying for nothing.

It is effectively a redistribution of wealth. The question is who wins? The best hint I can give is the widening gap between the classes of our society.

Too bad he can't vote for her.

/not really

I guess heavy use of cocaine for numerous years does cause permanent brain damage. Of course, you just have to look at George W. to determine that.

Goddamn Boomer burnouts.

Shatner's Bassoon
Well, Elton John is... the thing you have to know about Elton John... Elton John is a dick.

well thats proof you are what you eat

Island Girl
What you want with the White Man's World?
Island Girl
Black Boy want you in his island world.


/yeah, I went there.

obama has queen oprah, and clinton has queen elton

we need a queen-off

Remove all Republicans,
Delawheredad: This is the sort of thing that ticks people off about celebrity endorsements. Shut up and sing!

Except of course when it's guys like Ronnie Raygun, Jesse the Body, and the Governator actually running for things, right?

Actually running for something means that they have to back up what they are saying through debates and come up with a platform that will get them elected.

Douche bags standing on the sidelines throwing in their two-cents deserve no more attention and should carry no more weight than any of us assholes on Fark.

Especially when those two-cents are coming from a man who has no idea what it is like to live a normal life.

/because he is rich, beyotch

Attention Whore?

misogyny? I think that poor Elton is confused. If you hate ALL women, you are called a misogynist. If you hate Hil-liar-y you are called sane. logical and rational.

Elton John doesn't care about black people

I wonder if this quote is accurate:

FTFA:The New York senator, who is trailing Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, vowed to take her battle for the Democratic nomination to the end of the primary process, saying all the states should have their say.

If so, it is the first time I've heard her talk about going to the end of the primaries instead of going to the convention.

I'm probably grasping at straws, I know...

Elton? Was it misogyny for the people who voted against Margaret Thatcher's government? 'Cause I'm doubting you voted for her. Okay, I suspect you were too coked up to vote or remember if you did or didn't... but I bet you didn't.

I'm proud to have supported a female (ex-)Senator, Representative, and two governors (the current one is on the short list for Obama's running-mate). But, there are 16 women in the Senate, and I'd put Clinton at #15 on the list of "Who should be president". And my choice #16, Hutchison, *is* more experienced and truthy than Clinton.

A perfect situation for Eurofarkwits: If Clinton isn't crowned, accuse the USA of misogyny. If Obama isn't crowned, accuse the USA of racism. Either way, Eurofarkwits get to indulge their stupidity to the hilt.

So, um, apparently Elton John is now some sort of political expert that I am expected to listen to and not an overrated musician whose last "hit" occurred more than a decade ago? I had no idea. Get me some kool-aid so I can jump on this train.

Question: Why did Elton John NEED to go to Diana's funeral?

Answer: So the Brits could see at least ONE old queen cry.

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Elton John doesn't care about black candidates!

Silly_Sot: A perfect situation for Eurofarkwits: If Clinton isn't crowned, accuse the USA of misogyny. If Obama isn't crowned, accuse the USA of racism. Either way, Eurofarkwits get to indulge their stupidity to the hilt.

This.

Even if Obama (or Hillary) is elected, many of them will still have self-righteous attitudes.

Translated to Cockney, for convenience:

Roit then, you fuh'ing bluh'ee tart. Fuh' off then. At's me fuh'ing coun'ry; shuh you fuh'ing kike hoew, you bluh'ee fuh'ing poew smokah!

Trying to think of an Elton John lyric pun and it's not even worth it.

fark off, you clueless has-been.

with any luck this time next year Hillary will be selling cartoon balloons in town.

Those balloons are gauche. Tell me.... where are your *elegant* balloons?

/obscure?

So, exactly how is a high priced evening with Mr. "$400,000 of flowers" supposed to appeal to Pennsylvania Joe Six Pack again?

Scott the Twat: Trying to think of an Elton John lyric pun and it's not even worth it.

Off the top of my head, to the tune of "Tiny Dancer":

Washed-up has-been
anti-fashion
thinks we give a damn

his opinion
won't fark women
rather have a man

Ballerina [the ballerina part is still appropriate]
you leftist-leaner
there's vagina in your sand
_______________________________

paging SherKhan, this is your department...

"queen"

5-hits returned.

Never mind, then.

barjockey: ...to the tune of "Tiny Dancer":

renamed: "Whiny Prancer"

Elton has turned into a bitter old man seeing racists and sexists everywhere.

/ Now get off my piano.

At how many officially-sanctioned fundraisers for BHO does the "talent" claim, "I never cease to be amazed at the racist attitude of some people in this country. And I say to hell with them." Um, none? I'm waiting for Hillary to discover she's ¹/₆₄th Jewish so she can instantly label all her detractors as anti-Semites. She resorts to any farking tactic she can, including using Elton John as a puppet to play the sexism card?

/BTW, he sould have played "I just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King, it would have been fitting.

I remember when Hill was young,
Bill and Monica had so much fun...


/seriously, where is Sherkhan?

FTFA: John opened his set with the track "Your Song," ... Other hits he sang included "Daniel" and "Rocket Man."

Color me confused, I thought that But Shatner was working for Obama. (new window)

/I'm not the man you think I am
//at home I'm a rocket man burning out my fuse up here
///alone I'm a rocket man
////slashie cig drag

Don't be such a lesbian and get on with it, Elton.

The misogyny card played by someone as light in the loafers as he is. Now I have seen everything. When will he realize that his time has long since passed.

My not wanting to ordain Queen Hillary has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being more of what we currently have.