Duke of New York. A-number-1!

It's his prerogative.

So has half the eastern seaboard Bobbie...

STD testing at planned parenthood is only about $100. Bobby, please call Whitney, borrow a C-note and get your junk checked.

We need you around to make celebrity reality shows on BET. Flava-flave isn't getting any younger and Bret Micheals wierds me out with all that eye-shadow and those leathery harpies hanging off of his flabby arms.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug etc...

This guy said he farked her too.

Don't call me Whitney, Bobby.

I mean, the question should be:

Who did Madonna NOT fark in the 1980s?

I have a brain-damaged uncle who says he did NOT ever screw Madonna in the 80s, but I don't believe him.

Dialectic: I mean, the question should be:

Who did Madonna NOT fark in the 1980s?

Bobby Brown claims to have farked Madonna.

Well, listening to the rumors _{(rumors are treason!)}, Madonna did everyone even remotely associated with the music and motion picture industry through the 80's and early 90's. There were even souvenier t-shirts ("I Got the Clap From Madonna!").

She's been serviced more times than a '72 Gremlin.
She's been stuffed more times than all the Thanksgiving turkeys combined.

This is not news, Bobby.

Now, if you'd nailed Amy Grant... now THERE'S a friggin' story.

I think Bobby is confusing himself with Dennis Rodman

Dialectic: I mean, the question should be:

Who did Madonna NOT fark in the 1980s?

Not me! Not me!!!
/flails hand in the air

Madonna's crack is whack.

He got her number from the telephone man.

Dialectic: Who did Madonna NOT fark in the 1980s?

Me neither.
Meanwhile, this guy got some action



and this guy



and hell, maybe even this guy



And where was The Butler? Masturbating to the "Open Your Heart" video, that's where!

Freakin' Madonna...

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He got to go down on Madonna?

*shakes head* Too soon, too soon.

/bern

Ronnie
Boobie
Ricky
and Mike


I farked the girl who cares who you like...

(or something like that....)

Obvious

Who hasn't farked Madonna?

That's a much shorter list.


Hopefully he farked her somewhere around the Lucky Star and Like a Virgin era. Once you get to the Like A Prayer era, it's all downhill from there.


/No, I'm not Quentin Tarantino

Grats on your STD.

WHO would ADMIT it?

Yeeeech.

Wouldn't it have been better to admit it when they were both relavent?

Zombie Eater Quote 2008-04-11 01:00:14 AM
Wouldn't it have been better to admit it when they were both relavent?


He was probably underaged and that would have meant she wouldn't be farking him again. So unlike all those lame schoolkids of today he kept his mouth shut and enjoyed the ride.

Then later he married Whitney and naturally never brought it up again.

Kyosuke: Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her...

I heard he can take about an hour on the 'Tower of Power,' as he long he gets a little golden shower.