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(Contact Music) Obvious Keith Richards claims that doctors want to study his body when he dies in order to gain some insight into his Wolverine-like healing powers   (contactmusic.com) divider line 12
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2wolves 2008-04-09 08:37:01 PM  
The Ol' Keffer will out live the roaches after Oedipus Tex starts WW-Last. More power to him.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 08:41:31 PM  
Scientists should know better:Keith was rich therefore had access to clean, safe drugs, not cut with crap and he never had to do heavy crimes for his heroin.

Because that is what kills junky: impure drugs and crime.

You could live a long life doing heroin resonnably and safely, its not as damaging as people think. I know its going to piss off a lot of people, that statement, but its true. Take William BUrroughs for instance. He was a junky all his life (on methadone the last few) and went for a medical when he was 90:aside from a bit of liver damage, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health.

This is not a heroin endorsement...BTW

 
davynelson 2008-04-09 08:48:08 PM  
What's with all the Keith articles? Everybody jumping on every word he says nowadays or what?

Heroin is boring BTW, but HappyHarry is right- drinking or smoking cigarettes every day will do you in faster than clean smack.

No doubt Keith is another Mr Burns, having everything possible wrong with him, but in balance just so.

 
JerkyMeat 2008-04-09 08:48:48 PM  
They will probably find out he is 85% asbestos.

 
maximum_jack 2008-04-09 09:51:58 PM  
FTFA: "I shove terrible things inside me."

/best Keith quote ever

 
SharkTrager 2008-04-09 11:27:18 PM  
maximum_jack: FTFA: "I shove terrible things inside me."

/best Keith quote ever

Given that he knows we all know about the drugs, smoking and alcohol, I have to wonder what else he's shoving inside himself we don't know about.

 
enormous_smackmaster 2008-04-10 12:04:40 AM  
Keith Richards actually is the grim reaper. I had a near death experience once, and he showed up. Either that, or I was just tripping balls.

 
Stradavus 2008-04-10 12:32:19 AM  
maximum_jack: FTFA: "I shove terrible things inside me."

/best Keith quote ever

I had a hearty guffaw.

 
Inigo_Montoya 2008-04-10 09:47:52 AM  
Keith Richards is going to die?

 
Serial Killer X 2008-04-10 09:53:26 AM  
Keith Richards is going to die?

Not in our lifetime.

 
markiedog 2008-04-10 08:57:53 PM  
The NFL has dibs on his skin for some SuperBowl footballs!

 
Arbitrator 2008-04-11 09:43:20 PM  
When I was real, my cousin told me immortals didn't exist. Now I know better.

 
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