obviously subby has never seen the show.

So he could use heroin to escape from a locked walk-in freezer?
/so confused

He made a spoon out of a spoon, then made a syringe out of a needle and syringe. If that's not McGuyver, I dunno what is.

patrick767: So he could use heroin to escape from a locked walk-in freezer?


That's what I'm saying. There's only one person who could get out of that situation using a length of corner-bead sheet metal and a light bulb.....and bust into an armored car using a rusty can and a magnesium bike frame.


/Pathetic...I know...

Yes, but was he McGyver, too?

"only once after meals"

this

Keef is a treasure trove of poor judgment gone right. The farking breaks this guy catches never ceases to amaze me.

he was just trying to abide by the strict flying rules...is that so wrong?

When measuring cool Keith is the standard by which all others are judged. The guy cracks me up. If there's ever a nuclear holocaust it won't be just the roaches that survive. Keith will be right there, probably trying to smoke them

Meh, your average stoner is way more creative when it comes to getting high.

jj325: When measuring cool Keith is the standard by which all others are judged. The guy cracks me up. If there's ever a nuclear holocaust it won't be just the roaches that survive. Keith will be right there, probably trying to smoke them

Thanks for that great reiteration of Robin Williams stand-up comedy.

smokinjayz: jj325: When measuring cool Keith is the standard by which all others are judged. The guy cracks me up. If there's ever a nuclear holocaust it won't be just the roaches that survive. Keith will be right there, probably trying to smoke them

Thanks for that great reiteration of Robin Williams stand-up comedy.

I would have given credit to Robin Williams if I had remembered that's where I heard it. Too much resin in the brain.

jj325: I would have given credit to Robin Williams if I had remembered that's where I heard it. Too much resin in the brain.

_{Don't feel bad about stealing it from Robin he didn't give credit from who he stole it from either.}

smokinjayz: jj325: When measuring cool Keith is the standard by which all others are judged. The guy cracks me up. If there's ever a nuclear holocaust it won't be just the roaches that survive. Keith will be right there, probably trying to smoke them

Thanks for that great reiteration of Robin Williams stand-up comedy.

Wrong. NOt robin, BIll hicks

Keith Richards was McGyverMcGruber before McGyverMcGruber when it came to heroin

FTFY

seminole87: But if you got an injection of his blood, would you be forever safe from vampires and wombats and all the creatures of the dark, including zombies, the demon-possessed, poltergeists, long-dead witches, and all the other foul brethren that haunt hell?

Well, duh.