*sleeps through defense of this thread*

Does this mean that people will be moving from Texas to Ohio in droves because they don't have to worry about the death penalty anymore?

CravenMorehead: Does this mean that people will be moving from Texas to Ohio in droves because they don't have to worry about the death penalty anymore?

Heh. Juts us murdery types.

If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back. It's our policy.

filth: Heh. Juts us murdery types.

Not juts the murdery retarded types?

what a bunch of pussies

We have to kill them because killing is wrong.

Might as well kill him. He's not gonna be winning any nobel prizes anytime soon.

The best part about Texas's capital punishment policy?

Fewer Texans

filth: If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back if you have the public defender/are black/killed a white person. It's our policy.

FTFY

filth:
If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back. It's our policy.

Best. Line. Ever.

medius: filth: Heh. Juts us murdery types.

Not juts the murdery retarded types?

I think that was the joke. If you're from Texas, the retarded part is already covered.


As an Ohio resident, I say good. It's one step closer to joining the rest of the civilized world and doing away with the death penalty all together.

APPLES!

I'm from Ohio, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Does this have story more to do with mercy, de-evolution, or privitised prisons?

shouldn't retards just be executed at birth anyways?

/window seat please

Lawyer: I've got good news and bad news...

CravenMorehead: Does this mean that people will be moving from Texas to Ohio in droves because they don't have to worry about the death penalty anymore?

No, what part of them being retarded don't you get? If they were smart enough
to move from Texas they wouldn't be retarded. It's like a Catch 22 but with a
lower IQ numbering system.

He's apparently not retarded enough to know how to load, aim, and fire a shotgun at an innocent woman.

Hero for following Supreme Court decisions (new window)?

Hah. Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world's going to convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas.

\first that came to mind

justafarkingchef: The best part about Texas's capital punishment policy?

Fewer TexansMexicans

FTFY


/Flame on.

I just don't see why we have to let so many people sit in prison for life draining the tax dollars so they can have 3 squares, a roof, sex, and tv.

Random Reality Check: No, what part of them being retarded don't you get? If they were smart enough
to move from Texas they wouldn't be retarded.

Yeah, because everybody knows Ohio is a huge improvement over Texas.

Headso: shouldn't retards just be executed at birth anyways?

/window seat please

Fark wouldn't exist.

Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: We have to kill execute/punsish them because killing murder is wrong.

FYP

Headso: shouldn't retards just be executed at birth anyways?

/window seat please

Bravo! That brought a tear to my eye.

My mother works for an agency for retarded people. (kick) They have people all the time who unfortunately, always make a suicidal ideation (threat) on a regular basis. Thankfully, they never carry out the threat, but I think it proves that these people sometimes just don't know what they're doing. I just wish there were more ways we could help these people besides snarking at them.

Cowboy Spencer: Random Reality Check: No, what part of them being retarded don't you get? If they were smart enough
to move from Texas they wouldn't be retarded.

Yeah, because everybody knows Ohio is a huge improvement over Texas.

Well, there is that.

Treygreen13: He's apparently not retarded enough to know how to load, aim, and fire a shotgun at an innocent woman.

Huh?

Approves.

/Reckons he approves ... mmmmmmhhhmmmm

FilmBELOH20: filth:
If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back. It's our policy.

Best. Line. Ever.

TX has an electric sofa. Speeds things up considerably.

Yeah, because Texas did such a great job with Andrea Yates. Drowns her five kids and didn't get the chair. Fail, Texas.

Will this ruling apply to everyone in Ohio? I mean, you have to be retarded to live there on purpose.

Rope: cheap + reusable.

LoneStarJustin: I just don't see why we have to let so many people sit in prison for life draining the tax dollars so they can have 3 squares, a roof, sex, and tv.

Cuz it's cheaper than killing them off.

Etchy333: filth: If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back if you have the public defender/are black/killed a white person. It's our policy.

FTFY

Texas actually has much better racial diversity on death row than other states do. We're very proud of our evenhanded barbarism.

LoneStarJustin: I just don't see why we have to let so many people sit in prison for life draining the tax dollars so they can have 3 squares, a roof, sex, and tv.

You're right! When you put it that way I'm surprised that more people don't
aspire to such a wonderful life! Could it get any better?

CravenMorehead: Does this mean that people will be moving from Texas to Ohio in droves because they don't have to worry about the death penalty anymore?

I was going to claim that Texas has to allow the mentally handicapped to be executed, otherwise they might as well abolish the death penalty.

But I guess yours works too.

filth: CravenMorehead: Does this mean that people will be moving from Texas to Ohio in droves because they don't have to worry about the death penalty anymore?

Heh. Juts us murdery types.

If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back. It's our policy.

Or, more accurately, your policy so long as the murderer is poor, black, uneducated, or unintelligent. It helps if the victim was white, too.

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/cp.htm

Fark that.

My younger brother is mentally ill, and I don't give him a free pass for acting like an a-hole.

/Fark him.

Cowboy Spencer: Random Reality Check: No, what part of them being retarded don't you get? If they were smart enough
to move from Texas they wouldn't be retarded.

Yeah, because everybody knows Ohio is a huge improvement over Texas.

What is really the problem with Ohio or Texas, I never understand the random hate for random states. They ain't much different (and actually better) than the other 48, I'm sure wherever you people are from it sucks just as hard.

medius: filth: Heh. Juts us murdery types.

Not juts the murdery retarded types?

Can someone please get him a joke diagram?

On the bright side, medius, you can never be put to death.

I hate Chevy: Will this ruling apply to everyone in Ohio? I mean, you have to be retarded to live there on purpose.


I was born in Ohio, but my parents were smart enough to get me out of there before I was 2.

LoneStarJustin: I just don't see why we have to let so many people sit in prison for life draining the tax dollars so they can have 3 squares, a roof, sex, and tv.

It doesn't save much money thanks to the American legal system and their never-ending string of appeals. It would solve the prison overpopulation issue though.

I think eye for an eye is a great system.

sdtangler: Yeah, because Texas did such a great job with Andrea Yates. Drowns her five kids and didn't get the chair. Fail, Texas.

And she was the pinnacle of sane.
Because mental illness isn't a real illness, ask the Church of Scientology!

FilmBELOH20: filth:
If you kill someone in my state, we will kill you back. It's our policy.

Best. Line. Ever.

He's the best comic working today.

They don't execute criminals in Ohio . . . there would be no football if they did.

/Bengals
//Browns
///Buckeyes

The_Sponge: Fark that.

My younger brother is mentally ill, and I don't give him a free pass for acting like an a-hole.

/Fark him.

Don't tase me, bro

Newsflashiathe USA is the only country in the western world where the death penalty for a retarded person (or anyone else) is even considered. Amnesty International puts you in the same category as Iran, Saudi Arabia and China. Let us know when you flea-bitten savages are ready to join the civilised world. Now go wrap yourself in the flag and swear an oath of allegiance or whatever it is you people do.