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(Yahoo) Cool New bra makes 'backless' a reality for the womens with the bigguns   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 12027
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KyngNothing [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 11:24:48 AM  
Photo in article does NOT establish whether the model has bigguns or not...

 
JohnnyC 2008-04-09 11:33:42 AM  
There is this 'big girl' in my life drawing class that could use at the very least, a bra. I don't care if it's backless or not. She needs to do something... She practically falls out of her outfits every class...

I wouldn't mind as much if they were shapely or attractive, but they have the appearance of hanging down to her hips.

 
hoots_toot_ochaye [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 11:35:37 AM  
The pic seems to have gone missing from the article - at least for me (in both FF and IE). Here's a link^ to a pic. If pics of women wearing only bras from the waist up are safe for your workplace, then it's SFW.

 
IrishCanadian 2008-04-09 11:37:02 AM  
I saw an ad for this the other day.

Being of the uh, bigger chested women, I can guarantee that this product won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most. Not to mention the bra-strap marks, and the strap cutting into the skin... ugh!

Too bad, it would work really well with a backless dress.

 
Satan_Sunburn 2008-04-09 11:40:37 AM  
That picture from the article made my pants fit funny.

Also, this:

i248.photobucket.com

 
unremarkable asterisk [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 11:44:18 AM  
Satan_Sunburn: That picture from the article made my pants fit funny.

That's why you should go with the pleats... room for expansion.

 
Watchman [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 11:45:59 AM  
IrishCanadian: won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most.

Exactly. What a disappointment! The photo appears to show a medium-breasted woman with her back turned holding the thin-strapped bra in place with her hand.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:01:29 PM  
Thankfully my magnificent pups have not succumbed to gravity but still leap upward toward the sky, as I scamper about barely clothed and braless. All the while the perky alpine pleasure heaps that abide on my chest frolic, leaping, no joyfully dancing upward, as if to scream to the gods "HUMP ME ZEUS!" whilst Hera jealously looks on and weeps into the saggy socks she used to call her chest - AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:03:51 PM  
brap: AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

This, or GTFO.

 
MemeSlave 2008-04-09 12:05:50 PM  
Fap.

 
toejam 2008-04-09 12:05:59 PM  
Hmm.. I just don't know if they will stand up to strangling hookers like the traditional bras. We'll see.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:06:14 PM  
Hmm. This is quite relevant to my interests.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:06:36 PM  
brap: Thankfully my magnificent pups have not succumbed to gravity but still leap upward toward the sky, as I scamper about barely clothed and braless. All the while the perky alpine pleasure heaps that abide on my chest frolic, leaping, no joyfully dancing upward, as if to scream to the gods "HUMP ME ZEUS!" whilst Hera jealously looks on and weeps into the saggy socks she used to call her chest - AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Are you littlet's alt?

/i keed

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:08:14 PM  
Meanwhile, women across the country have to see their GP for 1/4" deep strap blisters on their shoulders...

 
Rann Xerox 2008-04-09 12:09:04 PM  
toejam: Hmm.. I just don't know if they will stand up to strangling hookers like the traditional bras. We'll see.

You magnficent bastard!

*JACK THE RIPPER GOLF CLAP*

 
Sparky The Wonder Ferret 2008-04-09 12:09:05 PM  
There is hope! Actually the bra's these days are modern marvels of engineering. I'm amazed at how nice they can make almost anyone look. Finding a bra for a dress with a low back was a nightmare - I hope this one works :)

 
Heineken Skywalker [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:09:12 PM  
I need more pics for my 'research'

 
superoogie 2008-04-09 12:09:15 PM  
Dear god, another bra thread?

/Wait.
//DEAR GOD! Another bra thread!

 
Lafiel 2008-04-09 12:09:21 PM  
brap: Thankfully my magnificent pups have not succumbed to gravity but still leap upward toward the sky, as I scamper about barely clothed and braless. All the while the perky alpine pleasure heaps that abide on my chest frolic, leaping, no joyfully dancing upward, as if to scream to the gods "HUMP ME ZEUS!" whilst Hera jealously looks on and weeps into the saggy socks she used to call her chest - AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Wow. My tits feel so inadequate now...

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:09:31 PM  
Shennaningans.

I'm not even that large and I can't use most of these "miracle bras".

The sticky bra? Useless on C cups. :(

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2008-04-09 12:10:05 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Just so you don't think I'm a whiner, here's my contribution.

/possibly NSFW

 
DrForrester 2008-04-09 12:10:09 PM  
Backless? Women with big tits usually have backs that feature a roll of fat. Which I personally enjoy, though I realize all Farkers have supermodel girlfriends with no trace of fat or boob anywhere on them.

 
Dark Overlord 2008-04-09 12:10:10 PM  
If true, this should bode well for the future. . .

 
Mind Blender 2008-04-09 12:11:08 PM  
store.paigewire.com

 
meenkya 2008-04-09 12:11:39 PM  
superoogie: Dear god, another bra thread?

/Wait.
//DEAR GOD! Another bra thread!



This has been a great week on Fark!

/Boobies?

 
Black Lagoon 2008-04-09 12:11:49 PM  
Where in the hell are all the pics of the bigguns?!?

 
JOHNDX 2008-04-09 12:12:08 PM  
Like this one?

thebeautybrains.com

 
RubyRed [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:12:54 PM  
nopokerface: Are you littlet's alt?

Don't worry brap, I'm sure he wasn't trying to insult you with that comparison.

 
tschaaf 2008-04-09 12:13:39 PM  
I was going to post an over/under on the number of posts before the attention whores showed up...I'm too late...

 
Jose628 2008-04-09 12:13:51 PM  
I came here for pics of bigguns and got completely and utterly disappointed

Let's get started:

img89.imageshack.us

 
tofoomeister [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:14:00 PM  
i71.photobucket.com

 
Anne.Uumellmahaye 2008-04-09 12:14:18 PM  
IrishCanadian: I saw an ad for this the other day.

Being of the uh, bigger chested women, I can guarantee that this product won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most. Not to mention the bra-strap marks, and the strap cutting into the skin... ugh!

Too bad, it would work really well with a backless dress.


I concur. I can't imagine this would work any better than those useless sticky cups.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:14:28 PM  
RubyRed: I'm sure he wasn't trying to insult you with that comparison.

Not at all. Or, littlet's for that matter.

 
Lagaidh 2008-04-09 12:14:36 PM  
IrishCanadian: I saw an ad for this the other day.

Being of the uh, bigger chested women, I can guarantee that this product won't work for anyone over a D cup, at most. Not to mention the bra-strap marks, and the strap cutting into the skin... ugh!

Too bad, it would work really well with a backless dress.


This is is exactly what I thought when I read the article. Wife has a load up front and I don't think their cute idea is going to work. Too bad. For her desire to wear backless dresses. >:O)

 
Jedekai 2008-04-09 12:14:52 PM  
Kee-rist. 38DD and no back support? My inner engineer is currently doing the math and wondering how in the hell she isn't dislocating their shoulders with this device.

/Had a girlfriend with 34DD (She was 130 and 5'2" Guess where about thirty pounds came from? I'm 6'4" and while sitting I would accidentally elbow her right in the funbag. She would beat the SHIAT out of me for it, it really damn hurt.) she couldn't wear normal padded bras. How in the hell is this going to work?
//I picture... Flames... And... Something... Going down in them... Spock...

 
Miett 2008-04-09 12:14:58 PM  
As a well endowed girl, I have to say that looks like it would be super-painful to wear. Stupid tiny straps would basically cut my arms off.

My boobies and I will not get behind this sort of thing until someone comes up with some kind of Harkonnen anti-grav boob unit.

 
morebeer 2008-04-09 12:15:12 PM  
superoogie

Dear god, another bra thread?

/Wait.
//DEAR GOD! Another bra thread!


You sir, win the thread.


...and owe me a new keyboard... preferrably without the cappuccino puddles like mine now has.

 
eggrolls [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:16:07 PM  
FTFA
There's a certain category of summer fashion that can send any woman unable to dispense with a bra running for the hills.

Great. Now all I can think about is braless women running up a hill.

/I'll be in my bunk.

 
torr5962 2008-04-09 12:16:46 PM  
AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Sorry, that title belongs to my ex-girlfriend's set.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:16:48 PM  
tschaaf: I was going to post an over/under on the number of posts before the attention whores showed up...I'm too late...

i253.photobucket.com

Bud dey don't wike me when I'm pwain ole Sybil (sniff).

I don't care what you say! I'm always going to be BOOBARELLA and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

 
Alleyoop 2008-04-09 12:16:56 PM  
i71.photobucket.com

 
overlord_mike [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-04-09 12:17:51 PM  
Miett: As a well endowed girl, I have to say that looks like it would be super-painful to wear. Stupid tiny straps would basically cut my arms off.

My boobies and I will not get behind this sort of thing until someone comes up with some kind of Harkonnen anti-grav boob unit.


pics etc.

to my email

 
Lafiel 2008-04-09 12:18:23 PM  
<b>Miett:</b> <i>... Harkonnen anti-grav boob unit.</i>
I totally agree with you. Only I would like mine without the optional heart plug.

 
Alleyoop 2008-04-09 12:18:26 PM  
Shakes fist at tofoomeister

 
Frayed Knot 2008-04-09 12:18:35 PM  
FTA: "The bra allows women with even large busts to flaunt their sexy backs like never before!" said Cato.

Flaunt their sexy what? They're doing it wrong!

 
dothemath 2008-04-09 12:18:45 PM  
brap: AS I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

Let you show me them.

 
Your Smiling Enabler 2008-04-09 12:19:02 PM  
My big 'uns would like to approve this but it doesn't seem like it'll work well. Le sigh.

 
Fapper Dan 2008-04-09 12:19:04 PM  
brap: ...I HAVE THE MOST FANTASTIC TITS IN THE UNIVERSE!

No, I have the most fantastic tits in the universe.

Sadly, I'm a dude.

 
enormous_smackmaster 2008-04-09 12:19:17 PM  
The only thing that bra is going to do for women with truly large breasts is make their shoulders slump even more than they already do.

/not a girl
//dated one with G cups
///her bra troubles were many
////she thought she was a D until I pointed out there was no farkin way that was possible.

 
ganzygrl 2008-04-09 12:19:27 PM  
Well, Farkettes, we can always dream. I will try this, though I'm not looking forward to digging the straps out of my shoulders. (No rolls of fat here, just two magnificent playthings...)


/would post pics, but don't want to be like that poor Farker and his homeschool queen...

//still, feel free to fap away

///fap.

 
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